Azathoth: awaken.
[1]
NO YOU SLEEP FOREVER SOZ
Start appearing in my tardis,use sonic screwdriver on GWG
[2]
DOESN'T REALLY DO ANYTHING BECAUSE HE'S NOT A MACHINE
Decapitate GWG. Use Healing Implosion to grow him a new head without various stellar phenomena being contained within.
EDIT: Also go to new universe I made and have a party. If GWG is successfully healed, take him too.
[3]
YOU CUT HIS HEAD OFF, PAINFUL
PAIN THRESHOLD EXCEEDEDCONGRATULATIONS EOTYRANNUS, YOU HAVE KILLED GWG! OR KNOCKED HIM OUT OR SOMETHINGCreate an absolutely MASSIVE gravity well on GWG, crushing GWG with everything in the 'verse. Sure, it'll cause the Big Crunch, but who cares? The 'verse is already overly chaotic and doomed anyway.
[5]
YOU EXPLODE THE OLD UNIVERSE AND ALL OF THE GWGS
EVERYONE IS IN NEW UNIVERSE NOW
SPAWN AS CHESBUSTER
INSIDE OF KILLERHELLHOUND
[1]
YOU SPAWN AS CHESTBURSTER INSIDE A CHESTBURSTER
DONT ASK QUESTIONS, JUST GO WITH IT, OKAY
Oh shi-
Really guys?
Roll before everyone else, bop GWG on the nose.
[1]
RETCON SMETCON
BURST OUT OF KILLERHELLHOUNDS FACE
[1]
HE BURSTS OUT OF YOURS
FIRE HEALING LAZER AT GWG USING THE POWER OF ROCK
[3]
GWG IS KILL BY UNIVERSE IMPLOSION
NOT EVEN YOUR MAD RIFFING CAN SAVE HIM
Huh?
"Healing" refers to "removing wounds". The supernova and stuff is hurting me, so it's a wound. Therefore, I should have removed the stuff and also other assorted maladies.
Use the above logic to retroactively remove the supernova and such from my face.
[1]
LOGIC CAN SUCK ITSELF OFF
YOU ARE DEAD, VICTORY FOR THE FACE SHOOTERS!
Imperium and SPESS MARINZ retreat so they stop dying.
[4]
BACK THROUGH THE PORTAL
ZOIDBERG STYLE
ABSORB ALL THE CHAOS
[6]
YOU ABSORB IT ALL
CHAOS IS AT 0
YOU ARE EXPLODED BY CHAOS
Shoot GWG in the face. With the power of Murrica'
[1]
YOU CAN'T SHOOT NOTHINGNESS
Assist Birdy's action. By firing nuclear weapons at GWG.
[6]
YOU FIRE NUCLEAR WEAPONS AT NOTHING
VICTORY (AND IRRADIATION)
ESCAPE!
[1]
YOU ESCAPE BY DYING
Cast Time Reversal on GWG to pull him back to a point where he hasn't suffered any pain, 'healing' or wounds.
[5]
NO...
NOOOOO...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI HATE YOU FOREVER.
TALONISWOLF RUINED EVERYTHING, STAB HIM IN THE PANCREAS
GWG: PAIN THRESHOLD [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
NEW UNIVERSE
SCALES ARE SHINY AND MADE OF GOLD
COMPLETELY FINE
GWGS ALLIES (SORTA):
Vgray- GHOST
EOTYRANNUS - WORST ALLY EVER
TALONISWOLF - WORST PERSON EVER
FOLLOWING GWGS:
NO ONE (CAUSE HE JUST RESPAWNED)
SITES ANNIHILATED:
CUBA
CANADA
NEW CANADA (BY MURRICANS)
MURRICA (BY CANADIANS)
FALLOUT UNIVERSE (BY NEW UNIVERSE REPLACEMENT SCHEME)
CHAOS METER
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NEW UNIVERSE, NEW ORDER