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[WhitiusOpus]

I need to clarify something before updating:
The only loot left that the players haven't picked up is the zeta coins and the rubies that the kobolds hid. Do you want to try and stealthily pick up those and then use

If they cath us, we can just say that we're bringing it to them so that they won't have to carry it by themselves.

this excuse if they catch you? Or do you want to attempt to steal some of the loot out of their inventories?

The first bit. We aren't stupid enough to steal their inventory loot.

[ShadowHammer]

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Sorry for taking so long to update. I discovered OotS.

The goblin tells the adventurers,

He walks off into the rocks, and as soon as he's out of sight, attempts to sneak back to grab the loot. (stealth check DEX ==> 9 vs. (?) (?) (?)) They don't seem to notice him. As Dak walks back into view, adjusting his pants, he sees Rikrin confronting the firebolt guy.


He then refutes the accusation of theft.

The adventurer replies to this by saying,

An even fight, eh? Well, then, foul kobold, much as you do not deserve the honor, I will give you a choice. Either you strip and give us your possessions as payment for attacking us, and we leave you alive, or you and I have an even fight here and now, as we are, in single combat, and whoever wins gets to, how do you say it, loot the dead?

Your choice. I'll give you sixty seconds.

His friend attempts to stop him by grabbing his arm and saying,

"I want a pack mule. I'll be accountable for him."

She's even doing puppy dog eyes. Unfortunately for you, he is adamant about it.

Sorry, friend, but the forces of the archetype are quite clear on this matter. No matter what, freed prisoners always try to betray their captors.

After this statement, the last adventurer shrugs and wanders off, presumably to also take a whiz. (passive perception check WIS (?)) He doesn't notice anything to make him suspect that you didn't actually pee. Even the lack of urine on the ground doesn't tip him off.

How do you respond to this offer of honourable combat?

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[The Froggy Ninja]

Just strip and then become the pack mule. We have no weapon so we would die.

[stabbymcstabstab]

Glare at the Firebolt guy, tell him we don't duel the honorless, and go to the good adventurer and swear our unending loyalty on our honor.

Edit:Ask the other one if he wants our armor.

[ShadowHammer]

Glare at the Firebolt guy, tell him we don't duel the honorless, and go to the good adventurer and swear our unending loyalty on our honor.

You do this. She starts to reply,

Thank you.

but is cut off by the firebolt guy saying,

Very well.

and hurling a firebolt at your back! Before anyone else can react, the good adventurer whips out her pistol and (crazy shootin' check WIS+DEX/2 (rounded) ==> (?)) shoots the firebolt out of midair, destroying it in an impressive but completely non-lethal explosion!



She then walks over to firebolt guy, lightly slaps him, and says,

"No killing my servant."

What do you do?

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[stabbymcstabstab]

We wait till the next attack by continue being Dakish and servantish.

[Parsely]

We wait till the next attack by continue being Dakish and servantish.

+1

Also. Wow that was cool.

[hops]

If we end up having a Tvtropes page, I'm adding that scene to Crowning Moment of Awesome.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Before anyone else can react, the good adventurer whips out her pistol and (crazy shootin' check WIS+DEX/2 (rounded) ==> (?)) shoots the firebolt out of midair, destroying it in an impressive but completely non-lethal explosion!


She then walks over to firebolt guy, lightly slaps him, and says,

"No killing my servant."

...
Dak, Rikrin: Applaud

If we end up having a Tvtropes page, I'm adding that scene to Crowning Moment of Awesome.

Indeed. We should wait before making it, though.

[Detoxicated]

Is it possible to make creature suggestions? I would like to see some mountain gorillas attacking them, for instance.

[GreatWyrmGold]

That's kinda silly. We aren't even near temperate mountains, let alone tropical forested volcanoes.

[Parsely]

That's kinda silly. We aren't even near temperate mountains, let alone tropical forested volcanoes.

How do you know?

This is also a high fantasy game. +1 to super gorillas.

[darkpaladin109]

+1 to super gorillas.

super gorillas.

Super gorrilas! With eye beams and flight!

[NAV]

These guys could barely win a fight against kobolds. Do you really think they would survive super gorillas?

[GreatWyrmGold]

That's kinda silly. We aren't even near temperate mountains, let alone tropical forested volcanoes.

How do you know?

The lack of trees, mountains, or volcanic activity in the region?

These guys could barely win a fight against kobolds. Do you really think they would survive super gorillas?

That too.