Cidney nodded to the innkeeper, stepping up, a stagger in his step. He was pretty flushed himself, and it was pretty obvious he was fairly drunk, but the bushman always could keep a clear head through a booze-haze, when he wanted to. He didn't particularly want to now, but it looked like he might have to.
"Look 'ere, you bloody...you bastard bloodies, you bloosy badderds, you-oh forgit it. You mugs need to settle it up and just kiss, right? Who cares who's bloody righterest or not! The lady won' be lovin' on either uv ya if you keep actin' like a buncha jumblejacks in heat. Be civil, won't ya, for cribblie's sakes! We're all we got here, in this time..."He stumbled over to Jorund and wrapped his arms partway around the giant's shoulders, muttering quietly, before turning back to them.
"Ye've both got some points, ya know. But ye're both too stuck up your own arses to see how ye're bein' arses! Mister Nobley-City-Mago-Bloke is a real shit in the mud, and a figjam, besides! Ye're stuck here with the dirt and ya don't like it much, huh? Tough nibbles, ya bastard, we're all stuck here in da future! And as fer you, Sir Holiest-and-Thee...you need to keep it in the saddle, mate, stop tryin' to charm yer way into the poor sheila's pants. Embassa...Emraber...Right embarassing, it is, see the way you act. And don't get your carkin' shit-wipers in a knot jus' cause Mr. Nobley over here is tryin' to keep his hair all pretty. Not his fault he wasn't raised proper-like."By the end of it, he had his arm wrapped around Colt's shoulders and his other pointing at the mage's face, having stumbled over between them, gesturing wildly the whole time.
"...'Sides, I'm thinkin' Jorund's the only bloke here what can hold his piss."