Pysche. The first update will in fact hapen right now.
Or once I get done writing it. Still today though.
Double pysche. The first update will in fact hapen right now.
From the tome written in foulblood on the horrorwrought breeding throes of a demonic-hell scholar.
It reads thus:
Arcvasti's Record
1st Granite: Well here we are. This is going to be home, I suppose. I[in stead of our beloved Overlord-to-be CptCrunchy] mandate that an area below the ground be dug out. After all, without a proper dungeon, all a tower is, is a stick in the the mud.
2nd Granite: A most terrible tragedy has been averted. Mine, our esteemed Ovelord-to-be's and the condemned's minions have malfunctioned. They assaulted some of our number and were proving belligerent Luckily, I hapened to have a scroll to release their energy from them on hand, and any casualties were averted.
4th Granite: Preliminary working space has been excavated. Numerous petty thefts have bee performed by "coatis", whatever those are.
5th Granite: The minion husks have been designated for recycling.
7th Granite: Nuttycompa absolutely refuses to recycle the husks. I am not inclined to argue as he has the only weapon left after a coati snatched our glorious Overlord-to-be's wraithblade.
9th Granite: Nuttycompa has slain a coati. I have extracted its soul into an hourglass so that it does not decay.
12th Granite: EXTREMELY basic workshops and part of a food stockpile have been set up.
15th Granite: Our selfless Overlord-to-be has begun making coffins and slabs out of compact peat with his bare hands. Truely, the lengths he sinks to for the greater good are limitless.
17th Granite: Nuttycompa is off hunting a faedog.
25th Granite: Progress goes slowly as the miner is occupied with digging out the food stockpile and Nuttycompa chases around an infinitely faster faedog.
27th Granite: The faedog finally tires and leaves the unhallowed ground I claimed. Nuttycompa is dispatched to terminate some kiwis.
1st Slate: Two kiwis have been slain. I await only the bottling of their souls before I can harness the true glory of Sorcery.
7th Slate: Supplies are running low. Once the magical beacon I created starts broadcasting, we should try to recruit a skilled necromancer as we need more skeletons.
13th Slate: The ethereal gate is finally finished. Now I can begin furnishing the dungeon like a true warlock.
16th Slate: I have set to work creating a suitable array of items needed for the towers future ghoul population.
19th Slate: I've sent Nuttycompa out soul-hunting again. Food stockpile still isn't finished.
22nd Slate: Nuttycompa has tenderized two more kiwis and a coyote in one or two blows each. I am beginning to respect the martial prowess of ghouls more and more.
1st Felsite: I've bottled the souls collected. The food stockpile remains uncompleted. We REALLY need a skilled necromancer. Things are short-handed with only 3 minions to command.
10th Felsite: THANK CPTCRUNCHY. The food stockpile is finished. It better be worth the trouble.
11th Felsite: I have begun to summon the requisite materials for the expansion of the tower. I have also demanded that a well be made that we may be spared the indignity of drinking directly from the river.
14th Felsite: The miner has begun the excavation of [Inadequete] facilities for myself. They will require decoration from a fully inscribed Engraver before they will be suitable.
16th Felsite: Construction on the outer tower frame has begun. Only our........................... WORLDLY Overlord-to-be CptCrunchy is working on building it.
23rd Felsite: The outer tower frame has been completed, my rooms have been excavated and the well is being set up. Due to an error in planning, the well would have dipped directly into the ghoul quarters.That would be impractical as the taste of ghoul is rather rancid.
1st Hematite: Hopefully by now the beacon should have attracted some visitors. I hate to think what it would be like to have to do ones own work like CptCrunchy OUR MOST MALEVOLENT OVERLORD-TO-BE does.
4th Hematite: InsanityIncarnate has been instructed to smooth the walls and floors of my future apartments.
9th Hematite: I have started equipping my rooms with the nessecary furnitures.
11th Hematite: I've dispatched the miner to search for gems with which to empower InsanityIncarnate,
12th Hematite: Fortune[Despite its non-existance], favours us. In only a few hours of digging, the miner has already found gold, wolfram and lapis lazuli.
19th Hematite: I now deem my accomadations worthy of ghoulish habitation. I hope the miner finds more gems soon.
25th Hematite: We've found enough gems to elevate InsanityIncarnate's engraving to legendary. I've sent out Nuttycompas to... acquire the nessecary souls. I myself will sully my hands preparing the gems for the inscription.
28th Hematite: Enough emus have been eviscerated by Nuttycompa. I have begun bottling their souls.
5th Malachite: Preparations for InsanityIncarnate's inscription are going well in hand. I grow worried about the tower's future if a necromancer doesn't show up soon...
9th Malachite: Finally! A peaceful skeleton is seen on the horizon. A friendly necromancer can't be that far behind.
10th Malachite: The Necromancer Temptsfate has arrived with an entourage. He brought a bone carving skeleton, a butcher, a soldier ghoul named Kamikazi and is colleagues with the Herbalist Palu, who specializes in theorectical destructive magic.
11th Malachite: Palu immediately begins a garden for bitterroot inside the towers outer frame. I suppose thats ONE way to get herbs.