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[Chromatic Wasp]

Welcome to the Joseph Canton Memorial Detention Facility. You'll be here a while. If you're in Joseph Canton, it ain't for anything good. This is jail, kiddies. The big house. And this place is locked up tight. It's a newer facility; only been around 2 years. In those 2 years, 4 people have tried to break out of The Canton Can, as most call it, but only one succeeded; Robert McCrimmon. Since then, they've beefed up security, and nobody's ever made it out.

Then, there's the warden. Rachel Canton; daughter of Joseph himself. She runs a right ship, to say the least. Her methods are frightening and severe. Nobody beats the warden.

But can you?

Can you beat the warden and be the next Bobby McCrimmon?

Here's how it's gonna work, folks.

Do what you do. Let the dice fall where they may.

If it falls on a 1, you've wandered into the wrong scenario. Trouble's brewing on the horizon- big trouble.

If a 2 shows up, you're gonna be facing a bumpy road. Something's gonna go wrong for you, but you'll probably manage.

If a 3 is how it works out, don't worry too much. Nothing too good, nothing too bad. Not much of anything, matter of fact.

If the die shows 4, then it's pretty direct. What you did is what was done.

If a 5 happens to be lined up for you, it means you're finally catching a break. Not only did it work out how you wanted, but something even better came out of it. But don't go counting on it.

6? 6 is a bit more complicated. Sure, it worked out how you wanted, but there's a catch. There's always a catch.

It doesn't matter who you are. What you did. All you need is a name.

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The guard has shown you to your cell. A standard issue cell. A concrete room. There's a barred window, a cot, and a toilet. This ain't no day camp.

What are you going to do?

[darkpaladin109]

Throw things at the wall.

[Harry Baldman]

Throw things at the wall.

Throw self at wall. See if that helps.

[Chromatic Wasp]

Throw things at the wall.

[5] Things hit the wall, and bounce back. Apparently, whatever "things" are, they may serve as some form of entertainment in the bleak and boring future.

Throw things at the wall.

Throw self at wall. See if that helps.

[6] You hit the wall, but that's the problem. You're hitting a concrete wall. It hurts an awful lot.

[Harry Baldman]

Keep at it. Scream about insects under my skin.

[darkpaladin109]

Take a dump on the floor and eat it for sustenance.

[Chromatic Wasp]

Keep at it. Scream about insects under my skin.

[5] Your continual efforts manage to terminate all the insects under your skin before they can lay eggs. Life-threatening crisis averted.

Take a dump on the floor and eat it for sustenance.

[1] Sadly, you're undergoing blockage something terrible. It hurts to even try to move your bowels. You're gonna be hungry till dinnertime.

[Harry Baldman]

Boy, that's great.

Am I allowed walks outside of my cell? I should be. After all, I'm in here for prostitution.

[darkpaladin109]

Start to bang on the doors of my cell.

[Chromatic Wasp]

Boy, that's great.

Am I allowed walks outside of my cell? I should be. After all, I'm in here for prostitution.

[4] You're allowed to walk around, stretch your legs a bit. But with two armed guards escorting you, and with your hands cuffed behind your back.

Start to bang on the doors of my cell.

[6] You bang vigorously on the door, and are successfully heard. But the guard on the other end bangs back at you, telling you to shut up. He adds a few colorful words into the mix. He sounds ticked.

[Yoink]

>Drink toilet water until I get taken to the infirmary.

[4maskwolf]

Find out if the "things" can be rigged into a bomb

[kj1225]

Kyle 'convicted assassin' Johnson
Calmly sit in my cell and if possible make pleasant conversation with someone.

[mastahcheese]

You guys realize that the OP asked for a name for this lunatic, and so far you've all failed to give one?

[kj1225]

I'm fairly certain we're all self contained lunatics.