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[mastahcheese]

Ah. Very well then.
Carry on.

[4maskwolf]

Way to butt in with reality, Cheese

Okay, Mask Wolf.

[Yoink]

Oh! Poop Dawg, convicted arsonist, illegal tattooist and thrower of gangsigns.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Oh! Poop Dawg, convicted arsonist, illegal tattooist and thrower of gangsigns.

+1

Throw poop at wall.

[birdy51]

My name is Bird. My crime is sanity. That is why they locked me up, I was too sane for the others. Yes.

Request the guards for pen and paper. I'm breaking out of this joint.

[Chromatic Wasp]

>Drink toilet water until I get taken to the infirmary.

[1] - The toilets don't have water in them. Too many people try to drown themselves. But you somehow manage to get your head stuck in the toilet. Uh-oh.

Kyle 'convicted assassin' Johnson
Calmly sit in my cell and if possible make pleasant conversation with someone.

[2] - There's not exactly anyone in the cell. You wind up talking to yourself. The guard on the other end is concerned for your mental health. He's a bit on edge now. Be careful of your next actions.

Find out if the "things" can be rigged into a bomb

[2] - Things, unfortunately, don't explode. But, also unfortunately, they implode. As if to hold a direct middle finger to the law of conservation of mass, the very molecular structure of things caves in on itself. Things essentially cease to exist.

Throw poop at wall.

[4] - Poop hits the wall. That's basically it. Not seeing what you were trying to accomplish, but hey, good aim, I guess?

My name is Bird. My crime is sanity. That is why they locked me up, I was too sane for the others. Yes.

Request the guards for pen and paper. I'm breaking out of this joint.

[4] - You are given a pen and paper. The pen has a dull tip, however, and the paper is worn down around the corners. Can't give prisoners anything sharp, after all.

[kj1225]

Ask the guard how he's doing.

[Yoink]

>Place my palms against the floor, exert force in attempt to either A) remove head from toilet, or B) remove toilet from floor.
Try not to take option C, which involves removing my head from my shoulders...

[Harry Baldman]

Make conversation with my escorts. See if we have common interests.

[darkpaladin109]

Use my hidden plasma shovelinator to dig a hole through the floor of my cell.

[birdy51]

[4] - You are given a pen and paper. The pen has a dull tip, however, and the paper is worn down around the corners. Can't give prisoners anything sharp, after all.

Good... Good... Thank the guard kindly and...

Request law books, specifically those that deal with incarceration.

[Chromatic Wasp]

Ask the guard how he's doing.

[3] - He says nothing.

>Place my palms against the floor, exert force in attempt to either A) remove head from toilet, or B) remove toilet from floor.
Try not to take option C, which involves removing my head from my shoulders...

[6] - You pull the toilet off the floor, but...Not off your head. And it's pretty heavy. You end up falling back over.

Make conversation with my escorts. See if we have common interests.

[3] - They say nothing. Jerks.

[/quote]

Use my hidden plasma shovelinator to dig a hole through the floor of my cell.

[5] - You dig your way free to the prison yard. You have a choice- continue digging or quit while you're ahead.

Good... Good... Thank the guard kindly and...

Request law books, specifically those that deal with incarceration.

[1] - Clearly, you are misheard. They hand you "Slaw Recipes: The Ultimate Collection". Now you're hungry. Damnit.

[kj1225]

"Come on, don't be like that."
He says before trying to seduce the guard.

[birdy51]

[1] - Clearly, you are misheard. They hand you "Slaw Recipes: The Ultimate Collection". Now you're hungry. Damnit.

Well when life gives you books on Slaw Recipes, read books on Slaw Recipes. Try to find any information that might help me to make a good enough slaw that will woo the Warden's Daughter.

[Harry Baldman]

Okay, then! Stretch out legs, get some good walking done, try to see the sights and whatnot, then back to the cell.