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Author Topic: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 4: Korean Invasion  (Read 26123 times)

3man75

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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 4: Korean Invasion
« Reply #285 on: March 15, 2014, 09:44:14 am »
hmm.

Brazil's next turn!

-Continue to Crackdown on the "Popular Vangaurd" using the Military as a spear head to the assault.

-Make a Speech in the Capital calling for support to stop the violence.

-Ask again for help from our Latin American Neighbors.

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EDIT: {{GM i really hate spoiler tags...}}
« Last Edit: March 15, 2014, 09:47:52 am by 3man75 »
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 4: Korean Invasion
« Reply #286 on: March 15, 2014, 09:46:44 am »
*Cough* Periods *cough*
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 4: Korean Invasion
« Reply #287 on: March 15, 2014, 09:49:56 am »
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But 375, how will finding Atlantis solve the current nuclear crisis?
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 4: Korean Invasion
« Reply #288 on: March 15, 2014, 09:53:45 am »
Quote from: Darvi on March 15, 2014, 09:49:56 am
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But 375, how will finding Atlantis solve the current nuclear crisis?
Or the bit about creating the first real pokemon?
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 4: Korean Invasion
« Reply #289 on: March 15, 2014, 09:56:56 am »
Quote from: kj1225 on March 15, 2014, 09:53:45 am
Quote from: Darvi on March 15, 2014, 09:49:56 am
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But 375, how will finding Atlantis solve the current nuclear crisis?
Or the bit about creating the first real pokemon?

lol nope and pokemon. what are you guys referring too?
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 4: Korean Invasion
« Reply #290 on: March 15, 2014, 09:57:54 am »
*Sigh*
It's a joke.
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 4: Korean Invasion
« Reply #291 on: March 15, 2014, 09:59:03 am »
Hey Sheb you missed me and I know I posted orders somewhere back in the thread
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 4: Korean Invasion
« Reply #292 on: March 15, 2014, 10:00:08 am »
Man, I almost want a version of this game that's purely based in Africa.

Swaziland, fuck yeah!

Internal Affairs:
  • Employ a portion of jobless, landless, infected peasants in our new outreach program (see Foreign Affairs)!
  • Finance that Swazi life documentary series! Make sure they pay attention to the #YOGIO thing.
  • Try revitalizing the mining sector by improving some of the infrastructure. We got money, yeah? Also, refine pertinent antiquated law. Consult European laws for hints.

Foreign Affairs:
  • Send a delegation of fetching and landless peasants in fancy suits to provide much-needed AIDS to the Korean People's Army and all of their allies. This will be their greatest vacation yet.
  • Ask Mozambique to send whatever extra AIDS they have to the DPRK as well in the spirit of world peace.
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 4: Korean Invasion
« Reply #293 on: March 15, 2014, 10:12:29 am »
Taking over Belgium, for fun and profit. Color: Dunno. Red doesn't seem to be taken

Economic Actions
Make slight, gradual cuts in social spending to stabilize the budget.
Simplify and automate bureaucracy, thereby cutting back on fraud and employment costs.
Legalize GMO's, and make it easier for people to implement new technologies.

Construction
Construct 4 new nuclear reactors, thereby ensuring almost complete energy independence.

Research
Invest in Agri-towers. Large skyscrapers with hydroponics culture's inside, which allow us to make cities food independent.

Political Actions
Reassemble the government on a weekly/monthly basis, thereby ensuring that nobody will remember whom to blame for bad decisions, and keeping everyone content.
Implement government mandated navigation systems. This allows dynamic road pricing, and more efficient usages of road capacity, reducing traffic jams.
Undo the nuclear phase-out, due to energy security concerns.
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 4: Korean Invasion
« Reply #294 on: March 15, 2014, 10:23:03 am »
Australia

Give Peter Jack a burial with full honours and a big ass statue.

Formally thank China for their massive amounts of help.

Mobilise reservists to help keep the peace and evacuate.

Look into rehousing refugees in South Australia, Northern Territory and Western Australia. Victoria and Queensland are a bit too close to NSW.

Reassure South Korea that once the people are safe military aid will be provided in full. Do so the moment we can. WE NEED ALLIES.
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 4: Korean Invasion
« Reply #295 on: March 15, 2014, 10:27:13 am »
cheesemcmuffin: nope. You didn't post anything this turn. Just look yourself rather than blame the GM.
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 4: Korean Invasion
« Reply #296 on: March 15, 2014, 10:32:50 am »
Quote from: 3man75 on March 15, 2014, 09:56:56 am
Quote from: kj1225 on March 15, 2014, 09:53:45 am
Quote from: Darvi on March 15, 2014, 09:49:56 am
Quote from: 3man75
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But 375, how will finding Atlantis solve the current nuclear crisis?
Or the bit about creating the first real pokemon?

lol nope and pokemon. what are you guys referring too?
We were pretending to have read your spoiler and were acting as if those things were what's inside of it.
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 4: Korean Invasion
« Reply #297 on: March 15, 2014, 10:44:20 am »
Since I assume that the "pile of kittens" was a joke, I'll assume everything I did worked out as planned.

NEXT STEP

EXTERNAL
-Send more relief aid to Australia, i.e. 100000000 yen. That should be better than 100000.
-Invite the heads of the UK, Canada, Luxembourg, and South Korea for a meeting in Japan.
-Declare aid to SK in happenstance of warfare. So, y'know, go send in soldiers to defend SK's capital.
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INTERNAL
-Slightly and subtly increase taxes the tiniest bit, such that you have to be monitoring heavily to actually notice.
-Fire all my current advisors, working down the line from second-in-command to the lowliest janitor, and replace them with atheists who have sworn my new pledge of allegiance with their fingers in full view and uncrossed. We can't let the central Muslim or Roman Catholic powers corrupt our government.
-Get Nintendo to produce games at a heartstopping rate to appease the masses and bring in revenue.


Lastly, I seriously regret the troll-ish post. I am sorry. I will write that one hundred and one times if you will forgive me for it.

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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 4: Korean Invasion
« Reply #298 on: March 15, 2014, 11:00:19 am »
Accept, but send Van Damme as a diplomat instead.
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 4: Korean Invasion
« Reply #299 on: March 15, 2014, 11:16:29 am »
Dang, I missed your turn didn't I? Well, I'll need to finish a couple things first, but I'll edit that in, sorry. And no need to apologize that much, I'm not that thin-skinned. :p
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