Choppy: Rust ($20)
n9103: Final Fantasy III ($16)
Sirus: Valiant Hearts: The Great War +1 ($15)
Aklyon: Transistor +1 ($20)
SquatchHammer: Long Live the Queen +4 ($10)
Sinistar: Crimsonland ($8)
Shadowlord: Spengineers ($20)
sjm9876: Rogue Legacy ($15)
Choppy Vs Sinistar
SquatchHammer Vs Sirus
Shadowlord Vs n9103
Aklyon Vs sjm9876
Round One
Choppy rolled 1d14 → [11] = (11)
Sinistar rolled 1d20 → [17] = (17)
Choppy's metal door rusted away! He was then swarmed by legions of zombies which burst in, murdered him, and got nasty, sticky, little fingerprints all over everything! On the bright side, he doesn't need a door anymore.
SquatchHammer rolled 1d20+4 → [15,4] = (19)
Sirus rolled 1d18+1 → [10,1] = (11)
Princess SquatchHammer used skilll 100 wield magic to make Sirus allergic to dogs! Without his trusty companion, Sirus soon wandered into the middle of an entrenched enemy position and was cut to pieces by machine gun fire. Those pieces were then unceremoniously blown into smaller pieces by the mines in the area. Then those pieces' pieces were then shredded by the rings of barbed wire that were also in the area.
Shadowlord rolled 1d18 → [3] = (3)
n9103 rolled 1d20 → [9] = (9)
Shadowlord was struck with the power of hope and courage and vanished in of puff of love, understanding, and horrible, painful death!
Aklyon rolled 1d18 → [12] = (12)
sjm9876 rolled 1d20 → [2] = (2)
sjm9876 died to a horde of palette-swapped enemies with giant swords! All of his descendents were forever cursed with colorblindness.
Round Two
Sinistar Vs SquatchHammer
Sinistar rolled 1d20 → [3] = (3)
SquatchHammer rolled 1d20+4 → [18,4] = (22)
Sinistar's magazine exploded in his face! He was blinded, muted, and lost all sense of touch, taste, balance, and smell. Princess SquatchHammer then appointed him court jester; where his remaining sense of hearing taunted him by allowing him to hear the ridicule and pity of others for the rest of his long life.
n9103 Vs Aklyon
n9103 rolled 1d20 → [20] = (20)
Aklyon rolled 1d18+1 → [1,1] = (2)
Aklyon tried to cut n9103 but then died in a long series of crotch-related incidents that would take a month to completely list. (Tumbled down a hill and slammed his crotch into a pole, getting his crotch paraded on by a pack of escaped zoo animals, a mini-meteorite coming down and smashing into his crotch, a flock of pigeons diving down and pooping on his crotch, etc).
Final Round
SquatchHammer Vs n9103
SquatchHammer rolled 1d20+4 → [20,4] = (24)
n9103 rolled 1d17 → [12] = (12)
n9103's gazed upon SquatchHammer's frilly pink dress! He never had another fantasy ever again.
SquatchHammer is the winner!
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