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[Steelmagic]

You didn't know that? Princesses get to do whatever they want. That's why they're princesses.

[n9103]

Hey! I finally made it to the final round! :p

Congrats SquatchPrincess!

Guess I'll have to drop FF3 from my attempts.

[SquatchHammer]

Thanks everyone. I just played my first run through and I had failed!!! Literal death by chocolate. I was such the magical warrior princess too  !!

[choppy]

well congrats princess i mean SquatchHammer 

[Steelmagic]

For some reason when you say death by chocolate, I imagine that you just ran around in a dress yelling "I am so fucking magical holy shit" before eating too much chocolate and getting a stomach ache. Maybe I'm just a bit tired.

[MaximumZero]

Thanks everyone. I just played my first run through and I had failed!!! Literal death by chocolate. I was such the magical warrior princess too  !!

Time for dogs, I guess. Or improve your trade knowledge.

[Sirus]

Thanks everyone. I just played my first run through and I had failed!!! Literal death by chocolate. I was such the magical warrior princess too  !!

Time for dogs, I guess. Or improve your trade knowledge.

I had the option to not eat the chocolate, so I didn't. Can't remember what skill check it was.

[sjm9876]

Congrats. We all inevitably fall before the princesses.

[Sinistar]

Curses, foiled by the Princess! And with a horrible life-long consequences to boot. :U

Anyways, congratulations, SquatchHammer!
May your reign be short and may it end in incredibly silly way! 

[SquatchHammer]

Curses, foiled by the Princess! And with a horrible life-long consequences to boot. :U

Anyways, congratulations, SquatchHammer!
May your reign be short and may it end in incredibly silly way! 

Knowing how my mind works, it will always be a silly and nonsensical way.

[Blaze]

Spoiler: Part 1 (click to show/hide)

: Here's the person who'll be handling your equipment load out.
: Light Aircraft Carrier Ryuujou at yer service!
: ...
: Ain't much fer talkin' is she?
: There's no need to look so apprehensive, Ryuujou may be lacking in a few places-
: Who's lackin' the what now?!
: -but she's got a good head on her shoulders and can be depended on to get things done.
: She looks kinda plain and boring, waste of time methinks.
: She may seem like that at first, but all you have to do is use the secret password.
: Observe.
: FATTY.
: Waaaaaaah!
: I think I might work somethin' out.
: I'll leave my little sister in your capable hands then.
: You're leaving?!
: The process will take some time and I'd only get in the way.
: But-
: Don't dawdle now, in you go!

*Der-Kick!*

: Ouch!
: Welcome to the Naval Base R&D section!
: Yer in our world, now not yer world.

: ...
: Don't mind the sights, s'just a lil' parlor trick don't worry.
: Now go ahead and tell me what ails ya. You can spill yer guts to this lil' Carrier.
: ...
: Do I need to say the password?
: Waaaaaah!
: And I was thinkin' I was all off-like with socially stuff...
: It's a good thing that I invented magic in my spare time.
: Now lesse what I can scrounge up here...
: ...
: ...
: Mhm... Mhm...
: Ah... so that's it.
: ♪ So you, young miss come from across the sea... ♪
: ♪ Brought to our base by the admirality... ♪
: ♪ Yer funds are high... ♪
: ♪ But yer weight's got ya low... ♪
: ♪ So you came up with a plan to get rid of some dough. ♪
: One oil spill too many on yer side of the sea?

: Only a few girls're lucky enough to not have'ta worry 'bout the size of their poop deck.
: But it ain't all bad, ya just gotta work to be lean.
: ♪ To be lean, to be lean, oh how lean you'll be... ♪
: ♪ Cuz when I peeked into yer future it's you lean that I see. ♪
: ...
: C'mon, throw me a bone here fer pete's sake, I'm just tryin'ta help.
: ... Is that really true?
: Course it is!
: But it'll depend on your actions here and now.
: ♪ Your little plan wasn't a complete waste of time. ♪
: ♪ But the effects have been less than sublime... ♪
: You've been pushed around by baddies, bratties, and even other fatties.
: Ya din't hear it from me, but yer sister ain't exactly the sweetest cookie in the batch either.
: Then what am I supposed to do?
: Easy! Make a pact with us, become a Magical Ship Girl.
: Just leave it to us after that!
: "Us"?
: ♪ I know canon, I know fanon, I know things clean and obscene! ♪
: ♪ And I've got friends from beyond the screen. ♪

♪ She's got friends from beyond the screen ♪

: So what's it gonna be?
: (Then again, it don't really matter cuz' she's gotta accept fer the story to advance anyway.)
: ... I'll do it.
: Sorry, didn't catch that.
: I said I'll do it!

: Yes...
: ♫ Are you ready!!! ♫
: ♫ ARE YOU? RE~ADY~!!! ♫
: ♫ Transformation Central! ♫
: ♫ Reformation Central! ♫
: ♫ Transmogrification Central! ♫

: ♫ Can ya fe~el it? ♫
: What's happening?!
: ♫ You're changin'! You're changin'! You're changin~! ♫
: ♫ I hope it's all you've dreamed... ♫
: But if it ain't, don't blame me ♥
: ♫ Blame my friends from beyond the screen. ♫

Spoiler: OOC (click to show/hide)

: Hello? Hello? Is this thing working?
: *Ahem*
: Friends!
: I hope you enjoyed this latest update on the story.
: And for those that didn't, it was semi-forced due to lateness; so I hope you can forgive us.
: In any case, part of the reason for the lateness was what type of Kanmusu the protagonist would turn into. We've been hung up on what to go for and ended up with a massive writer's block due to it.
: So we decided to leave that in your hands, you get to choose how the stories moves on.
: Sorta.
: Y'see, ship re-structurization isn't a tit-for-tat process, we choose "ingredients" based on a specific effective particle radius, set in a specific pattern based on the primary, secondary, and tertiary characteristic of each specific item in a conversion chamber, from there polarization of the catalyst weighed in with the ionic radius of the particles in the high-field gradient causes the-...
: Wait, I think I might have lost a few of you already; so let's have a simpler explanation.
: One of my earlier inventions was the "Cauldron of Plenty".

: You take ingredients.





: You throw it in the Cauldron and heat it up for some time.



: And food comes out.

: Granted, it wasn't exactly a total success as you occasionally end up with things like mint-flavored spaghetti or blue cheese sachertorte. Results vary wildly between ingredients as well as the user.
: Hiei somehow managed to make a working 25mm triple autocannon but it would only shoot brussel sprouts for some reason.
: In any case, feel free to stop by and throw something into the conversion chamber, it doesn't really matter what.
: We'd be happy to take you as long as you aren't an escaped lunatic or something.
: We can't really offer you anything, but the process creates small amounts of useless gold as a side effect so you're free to take that for whatever reason.
: The process will take the entire week, so feel free to stop by anytime during that time period.
: Now, I have good news and bad news.
: The bad news is that applications will not be open until Wednesday this week.
: The good news is there will be special giveaway rules for the next few weeks.
: Essentially, you'll be able to buy "groups" of games instead of just a single title. So if you buy a $3 game, a $4 game, and a $7 game; you'll be able to be able to roll that in as a $14 entry.
: Also, if anyone wondered about the odd accent that I had; in Japan, I speak with a Kansai accent. Unfortunately, that doesn't translate too well into English, so I'm thinking of dropping it.
: Thank you for following us. We hope that you continue to do so.
: And don't worry about our dear protagonist, while the process may be dangerous, we have highly trained and professional personnel to care for-
: DRUNK SCIENCE!
: Jun'You no!
: Wha- Hiyou! I told you to lock away all alcoholic beverages; you know she can't help herself!
: I did! But the recipe called for spirits and...
: I didn't mean those types of "spirits"!
: Halliphax! Wiki! Wiki! Wiki! Mambo Time!
: Be careful with that Jun'You! That's the-
: - Experimental "Turn-Admirals-Into-Depraved-Raging-Beasts-of-Lust" Aerosol Super Aphrodisiac! If a normal Kanmusu is exposed to that they'd go insane!

*Smash!*

: Containment Breach! Containment Breach!
: PULL THE LEVER! NOW!

*Signal lost*

[Sirus]

I am intrigued.
Dunno what to throw in the conversion chamber...unless that's what applications are for? (o.o)7

[IronyOwl]

Story update, Facilier references, and Cauldrons of Things. This has been a nice event indeed. :3

However, I'm still unsure how or what things to deposit things into the cauldron. Could you maybe give us examples?

[n9103]

*backs a dump-truck full of enriched uranium up to the chamber, and dumps the whole load, grinning mischievously*

[NullForceOmega]

Pours 20,000 tons of hull-grade steel into the vat.  "Battleship grade steel, it's fantastic!