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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Voting Period)
« Reply #1080 on: June 07, 2014, 08:28:22 pm »
Voting for IG.
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Voting Period)
« Reply #1081 on: June 07, 2014, 09:11:15 pm »
Putting in a vote for Lithare!
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (A Winner Is You)
« Reply #1082 on: June 08, 2014, 12:06:30 am »
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Sheb: Fallout 3 GOTY +1 ($20)
Lithare: The Forest +3 ($15)
Choppy: The Forest ($15)
Aklyon: Transistor +2 ($20)
Imperial Guardsman: FTL +5 ($10)
SquatchHammer: Broforce +1 ($15)
Sinistar: Conquest: Frontier Wars +1 ($2)
n9103: The Forest ($15)

Sheb Vs Aklyon
Imperial Guardsman Vs SquatchHammer
Sinistar Vs Choppy
Lithare Vs n9103

Round One
Sheb rolled  1d20+1 → [13,1] = (14)
Aklyon rolled  1d20+2 → [8,2] = (10)
Aklyon's tried to bring a giant sword to a gunfight! Alas, his hair wasn't spiky enough after the radiation was done with him...

Imperial Guardsman rolled 1d20+5 → [4,5] = (9)
SquatchHammer rolled 1d13+1 → [5,1] = (6)
SquatchHammer was armed with every weapon known to Bro-kind! It made the fireball that marked his obliteration that much more glorious.

Sinistar rolled 1d20+1 → [15,1] = (16)
Choppy rolled 1d13 → [5] = (5)
Choppy learned a valuable lesson. Wood does not beat Particle Accelerator Cannon.

Lithare rolled 1d20+3 → [4,3] = (7)
n9103 rolled 1d20 → [3] = (3)
n9103 tried to torch Lithare!
Smokey charges at n9103!
Smokey strikes n9103 in the wallet with a +lawsuit+!
It explodes in gore!
His left arm is severed and it sails off in an arc!
His right leg is severed and it sails off in an arc!
n9103 has been struck down.

Round 2
Sheb Vs Imperial Guardsman
Sheb rolled 1d15+1 → [2,1] = (3)
Imperial Guardsman rolled 1d20+5 → [16,5] = (21)
Sheb was teleported onto a slug cruiser where every part of his body was relentlessly, thoroughly, and excruciatingly probed (mentally)! His brain in a jar was later accidentally ejected out of the airlock where he quickly experienced fatal brain freeze.

Sinistar Vs Lithare
Sinistar rolled 1d20+1 → [9,1] = (10)
Lithare rolled 1d13+3 → [5,3] = (8)
Lithare was slaughtered by cannibalistic mutants! Meanwhile, Sinistar reports that he has successfully disposed of 500 septillion tons of deadly radioactive waste safely and efficiently.

Imperial Guardsman Vs Sinistar
Imperial Guardsman rolled 1d16+5 → [10,5] = (15)
Sinistar rolled 1d20+1 → [11,1] = (12)
Imperial Guardsman failed to stop the rebel fleet! Sinistar's federation was summarily blown up in a spectacular fashion! Reports indicate that Imperial Guardsman was last seen seeking refuge on Planet Boobulon XXX.

Imperial Guardsman is the winner!
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« Last Edit: June 08, 2014, 12:22:43 am by Blaze »
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (A Winner Is You)
« Reply #1083 on: June 08, 2014, 12:07:29 am »
About damn time :P
Gratz IG!
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (A Winner Is You)
« Reply #1084 on: June 08, 2014, 12:13:23 am »
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (A Winner Is You)
« Reply #1085 on: June 08, 2014, 12:13:53 am »
Haha, this is absolutely brilliant. Congratz, Imperial Guardsman! About damn time, for sure!  :D
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (A Winner Is You)
« Reply #1086 on: June 08, 2014, 12:39:30 am »
wow, i am happy for you guardsman. congrats.  :D
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (A Winner Is You)
« Reply #1087 on: June 08, 2014, 01:02:22 am »
Alright, since when did pedobear become violent? (What other bear would be in this thread?)

Grats IG!
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (A Winner Is You)
« Reply #1088 on: June 08, 2014, 01:06:36 am »
Congrats IG!
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (A Winner Is You)
« Reply #1089 on: June 08, 2014, 08:05:16 am »
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About damn time :P
Gratz IG!
Seriously.
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (A Winner Is You)
« Reply #1090 on: June 08, 2014, 01:27:07 pm »
Well done IG. Only took you 73 pages.
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (A Winner Is You)
« Reply #1091 on: June 08, 2014, 01:40:16 pm »
Congrats to the guardsman!
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (A Winner Is You)
« Reply #1092 on: June 08, 2014, 01:50:55 pm »
THANK YOU ALL AND DEATH TO CHAOS AND XENOS
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (A Winner Is You)
« Reply #1093 on: June 08, 2014, 09:01:18 pm »
Hmm, my theory is correct now. I have bad luck playing with any I.G. involved, including running my own. I dont get it. Either way, CONGRATZ!!!

And now for something entirely erotic... maybe, who knows at this point.
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (A Winner Is You)
« Reply #1094 on: June 08, 2014, 09:03:37 pm »
You've done it. Now go, go and crush the rebellion IG, you've earned it.
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