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[BigFatStupidHead]

I won? Wow! What a nice change from a bleak week. Thanks Blaze!

[Blaze]

Silly me, the budget is $31.75

We currently have
Cicero: Luftrausers ($10)
Shadowlord: Age of Mythology ($24)
SquatchHammer: Long Live the Riot for NullOmegaForce ($10)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

: Mm...mmm...

"Ah! She's coming to!"
"Well done. All of you, you have other tasks to do so please exit the room."
"But-"
"It's fine, we'll take it from here."
"Alright... But don't push her too hard, she's been through a lot"
"We will."
*Door shuts*

*THOK*

: Ouch!
: Just how long do you plan on sleeping?
: Huh?! Who are you?!
: "Who am I?" That's a great way to thank the person who went through all that trouble to get you here.
: Then...

=

: No way! How did-
: Who do you think forced me to burn so many calories?
: Waaaaaah! That's so unfair!
: It's the usual right from the beginning huh?
: What?! But I saw you-!
: Pipe down and we'll explain everything.
: Who- But- Isn't- How- When-  This-
: I think you should step in before she blows a fuse or something.
: Chibiten.*
: BIG SISTER?!
: A lady shouldn't be shouting indoors.
: ...
: I'll try to summarize everything that's happened while you were asleep so listen closely.

Previously...

: I just don't like you.

: AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
: Ah... Ah...!
: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
: ♪ Oh my, you dropped something. ♪

: My hand-
: ♪ Probably isn't supposed to come off is it?. ♪
: The blood-
: ♪ Doesn't seem to be stopping is it? ♪
: It-
: ♪ Hurts doesn't it? ♪
: MY HAAAAAAAAAND!!!
: How did you-
: You didn't reply to the messages that were sent earlier so we sent scouts looking for you.
: Wait! That's not important right now! We have to-
: The second and third fleets have been sent to his location. They should have arrived by now.

Meanwhile...

: I sure messed up good didn't I?
: You sure did. Any last words?
: Just three: "Go F*ck Yourself."
: Defiant until the end, I can respect that.
: So I'll make it quick!

"Ah! There he is!"
"Vice Admiral!"

: Hm? What's that?
: The support fleet? A bit late isn't it?

"He's wounded!"
"Hurry! Drink this repair bucket!"
"Please hang in there!"

: Don't worry about me, these are just flesh wounds.
: I'm just going to take a nap now...
: Uhh....

You. Did. This.

: Uh oh.

Back at the present...

: Thus the villains were soundly beaten, the princess rescued, and they all lived happily ever after in their magical castle of rainbows and flowers. Leaving behind questions that don't need to be answered.
: But how did-
: Leaving behind questions that don't need to be answered.
: But when-

*THOK*

: Ouch!
: Don't strain yourself. Everything will be explained in greater detail once you've fully recovered.

Later...

: Do you really think she's up to this?
: Everyone needs to earn their keep here, even her. Supplies aren't plentiful enough to take on freeloaders.
: But even so-
: She's finally fallen asleep.
: Good to hear. What's the prognosis?
: It's just too much accumulated stress. She should fully recover with no complications.
: One less problem to deal with at least.
: Admiral? Vice-Admiral?
: Yes?
: I'd like to give you a... reward, for saving my little sister.
: A reward you say?
: About time we got some respect in this thread.
: All you have to do is close. your. eyes. ♥
:...

♥Click♥ ♥Clack♥

: WHAT?!
: What is the meaning of this?!
: Before your reward...
: Why was my little sister tied up and helpless while you were bringing her in?
: That was-
: We can explain-
: Oh yes.

I know you will. ♥

*Chibiten is a nickname that was given to me by my mother back in my childhood; it seems to have stuck.

[Sheb]

Guess what I am going to propose?

[CubicalSucrose]

I think I'm doing this right?

Trials Fusion, $19.99, Steam

[IronyOwl]

A truly triumphant return to our deranged story. :3

I think I'm doing this right?

Trials Fusion, $19.99, Steam

Except that:

* Escaped Lunatics cannot apply.

[Imperial Guardsman]

FTLAE

[CubicalSucrose]

A truly triumphant return to our deranged story. :3

I think I'm doing this right?

Trials Fusion, $19.99, Steam

Except that:

* Escaped Lunatics cannot apply.

Ah, dang. I guess that makes sense. Not entirely sure how to ascend to "Bay Watcher," but I imagine it has something to do with forum activity / membership length.

[Gunner-Chan]

Ohmygod is that Tatsuya.

Oh fuck that's Tatsuya. Move over tiger eye chan, the real sadists are here to play. .D

[Imperial Guardsman]

A truly triumphant return to our deranged story. :3

I think I'm doing this right?

Trials Fusion, $19.99, Steam

Except that:

* Escaped Lunatics cannot apply.

Ah, dang. I guess that makes sense. Not entirely sure how to ascend to "Bay Watcher," but I imagine it has something to do with forum activity / membership length.

Posts.

[MaximumZero]

Ohmygod is that Tatsuya.

Oh fuck that's Tatsuya. Move over tiger eye chan, the real sadists are here to play. .D

Aw, hell. Janet's all excited. Now she's going to want to eat someone.

[Imperial Guardsman]

Ohmygod is that Tatsuya.

Oh fuck that's Tatsuya. Move over tiger eye chan, the real sadists are here to play. .D

Aw, hell. Janet's all excited.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[uber pye]

welp, lets try this again. System Shock 2 please!

[Blaze]

Cicero: Luftrausers ($10)
Shadowlord: Age of Mythology ($24)
SquatchHammer: Long Live the Riot for NullOmegaForce ($10)
Imperial Guardsman: FTLAE
Uber Pye: System Shock 2

That leaves 3 slots open.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

: Welcome to the Punishment Room.
: This place exists between scenario and storyline, fanon and canon.
: To your left, you will see a list of names of those who appear to have forgotten their responsibilities; such as LPs.
: To your right, a distinct lack of hope.
: At your back, a pair of naughty men...
: Tatsuta! Let's talk this out!
: We can talk this out can't we?!
: ♪ And ahead of us, their fitting punishment ♪
: Please note that there are no exits and the process will take as long as I deem fit.
: You don't have to do this!
: Oh but I do.
: "Evildoers will be punished", This is a basic principle of any society or religion.
: "Without punishment, there can be no deterrence.", If there were no consequences, the world would swiftly devolve into chaos.
: "The one who will not use the rod hates their children, but the one who loves them disciplines them diligently."...
: And I love you far too much to ever let that happen. ♥
: But we didn't do anything wrong!
: "Let not the accused be condemned by any one man, but by the lawful judgement of his peers."
: Our viewers will decide that.
: Finally, "Spare not the rod from the wayward sinner."

The legendary Excalibolg adds +5 to all rolls!
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: ♪ And here is the rod. ♪
: Wait wait wait! Even with our increased armor that's still-
: It wouldn't be punishment if it didn't hurt at least a little would it?.
: We can reach an agreement can't we? A promotion? First choice in equipment placement?
: First class lodgings? Having all meals done by top-chefs? Anything!
: Anything? In that case...

I'd like you both to take your beatings like the big, strong men you are. ♥

[Sheb]

Yeah! Spank the ex-fatty!

Also, I'll nominate Toady once more. One day we'll win.

[Sinistar]

Why yes, I very much approve of this new story development.

Strange BFEL ins't around though.

Anyways, I'd like to apply for Space Hulk, curently going for 5,49€ in Humble Store.
If that's ok. I know Humble Bundle is listed in the first post, so I'm guessing Humble Store is a go too?

*Chibiten is a nickname that was given to me by my mother back in my childhood; it seems to have stuck.

You have one dope family, me thinks.