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Author Topic: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Saleaway  (Read 191038 times)

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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Quickvote)
« Reply #810 on: May 03, 2014, 10:53:09 am »
I vote for system shock.
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Quickvote)
« Reply #811 on: May 03, 2014, 01:58:28 pm »
I vote for FTL and Toady.  Flip a coin for me.  Failing that, go with Toady.
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Quickvote)
« Reply #812 on: May 03, 2014, 02:38:40 pm »
You could flip a coin yourself, you know. I'm just saying.  ;)
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Application Period)
« Reply #813 on: May 03, 2014, 09:51:08 pm »
Quote from: Blaze on May 02, 2014, 11:56:27 pm

[o god so much words]


no Blaze you have to use the super power of being LARGE!!! EAT TIGER EYE CHAN!
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Application Period)
« Reply #814 on: May 04, 2014, 01:15:34 am »
Quote from: uber pye on May 03, 2014, 09:51:08 pm
Quote from: Blaze on May 02, 2014, 11:56:27 pm

[o god so much words]


no Blaze you have to use the super power of being LARGE!!! EAT TIGER EYE CHAN!

I think we're all waiting for Avatar Chan to viciously attack Tiger Eye Chan...
Although it might have to be Necro Avatar Chan...
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Quickvote)
« Reply #815 on: May 04, 2014, 09:44:26 pm »
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SquatchHammer: NullForceOmega for Long Live the Queen +1 ($10)
Imperial Guardsman: FTL +1 ($10)
Sinistar: Puzzle Quest:CotW ($10)
BigFatStupidHead: The Binding of Isaac ($8)
Shadowlord: Spengineers ($20)
sjm9876: Broforce ($15)
uber pye: System Shock 2 +1 ($10)
Sheb: Toady Forever +2 ($10)

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Sinistar Vs uber pye
sjm9876 Vs Imperial Guardsman
BigFatStupidHead Vs Sheb
SquatchHammer Vs Shadowlord

Round 1
Sinistar Vs uber pye
Sinistar rolled  1d20 → [14] = (14)
uber pye rolled 1d20+1 → [11,1] = (12)
Uber pye got on the wrong side of a cyborg midwife!

sjm9876 Vs Imperial Guardsman
sjm9876 rolled 1d15 → [9] = (9)
Imperial Guardsman rolled 1d20+1 → [11,1] = (12)
sjm9876 had his military funding revoked by liberals and now has to pay the $10,000,000,000,000 deficit by hosting bake sales!

BigFatStupidHead Vs Sheb
BigFatStupidHead rolled 1d20 → [17] = (17)
Sheb rolled 1d18+2 → [11,2] = (13)
After this latest failure, Toady sentenced Sheb to one thousand seconds without booze! Or oxygen!

SquatchHammer Vs Shadowlord
SquatchHammer rolled 1d20+1 → [7,1] = (8)
Shadowlord rolled 1d10 → [1] = (1)
Shadowlord suddenly has enough time to make a sequel, prequel, and remake about his utter worthlessness!

Round Two
Sinistar Vs Imperial Guardsman
Sinistar rolled 1d20 → [6] = (6)
Imperial Guardsman rolled 1d20+1 → [17,1] = (18)
A smouldering pile of shattered gems and shattered dreams is all that remains of Sinistar!

BigFatStupidHead Vs SquatchHammer
BigFatStupidHead rolled 1d20 → [17] = (17)
SquatchHammer rolled 1d18+1 → [2,1] = (3)
SquatchHammer was stripped naked and thrown into a locked basement where his rioting was never heard ever again!

Final Round:

Imperial Guardsman Vs BigFatStupidHead
Imperial Guardsman rolled 1d18+1 → [3,1] = (4)
BigFatStupidHead rolled 1d20 → [11] = (11)
Imperial Guardsman's fancy spaceship was confiscated by his mother, who threw it into the trash compactor! While he was still inside it!

BigFatStupidHead is the winner!
Please PM me an email to send the game to.
Spoiler: If you're wondering whether the story is over... (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: May 04, 2014, 09:46:05 pm by Blaze »
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Quickvote)
« Reply #816 on: May 04, 2014, 09:53:03 pm »
Congrats, BigFatStupidHead! (:o #NotAnInsult)
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Quickvote)
« Reply #817 on: May 05, 2014, 04:35:30 am »
* sjm9876 invests in a bigger oven.

Best get going.

Anyway, congrats BFSH :)
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Quickvote)
« Reply #818 on: May 05, 2014, 04:40:08 am »
Congrats BFSH!
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Quickvote)
« Reply #819 on: May 05, 2014, 05:19:44 am »
Foiled again. Curses!

Congrats to the BigFatStupidHead! :)

And thanks again for doing this, blaze! I'm was about to freak out when I saw your post before this one, I really thought it's all over.
Quote from: Blaze on May 04, 2014, 09:44:26 pm

Spoiler: If you're wondering whether the story is over... (click to show/hide)

Glad to hear that!
Also, the image not showing makes me most terrified of the horrors to come.
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Quickvote)
« Reply #820 on: May 05, 2014, 08:55:11 am »
It's Monday! Meaning applications are open!
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Quickvote)
« Reply #821 on: May 05, 2014, 09:34:32 am »
Quote from: Blaze on May 03, 2014, 03:21:08 am
If the whole thing seems disgustingly forced; that's because it is. I deeply apologize for the general falling of quality, it wasn't high to begin with anyway..
Meh, I am continuing to enjoy this.  So long as your fat, sausage-like fingers can continue to type it out at least.
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Application Period)
« Reply #822 on: May 05, 2014, 10:05:15 am »
I will try my luck for Luftrausers ($9.99. I also have a 40% coupon that is valid until the 14th, if I win I will give it to you (assuming you want it). Also keep it up with the story updates, I personally enjoy the disturbing-existential-anime-horror-drama.
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Application Period)
« Reply #823 on: May 05, 2014, 02:29:43 pm »
You forgot to say what the thread budget was now!  :o

I'll (maybe) enter again, but it depends on what the budget is:
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if (threadBudget >= 23.99) return "Age of Mythology: Extended Edition";
else if (threadBudget >= 19.99) return "Space Engineers";
else return null;
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Application Period)
« Reply #824 on: May 05, 2014, 06:13:04 pm »
Being stripped by a 4'7" female is kinda a turn on, but alas no princess.

Well lets do "Long live the Queen" to null again.
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