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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[Max™]

Hey now, I started with stupid and embedded it square in the heart of funny!

[greycat]

But enough of that. Misty, go milk 4 more cows so that you can make a stack of 5 cheese in one job.

Will ordinary cow milk stack with Cowsea's milk?  I wouldn't care to try it.

[cochramd]

But enough of that. Misty, go milk 4 more cows so that you can make a stack of 5 cheese in one job.

Will ordinary cow milk stack with Cowsea's milk?  I wouldn't care to try it.

Fine, go milk 4 cows and check if they stack. If they don't, milk another one.

[Liber celi]

This is great. Thank you, eS.

It is a little-known fact that dwarven cheese cultures are stored in the beards, socks and mittens of dwarves.

I bet it's somewhere in the farmer's workshop.  Look for cheese cultures in the farmer's workshop.

Put the milk into the bucket, take the bucket to the station, utilize the attached cheese tool that other dwarves use to make cheese in a day. Maybe be meticulous and try to get a high quality cheese.

Also, this. The fewer reactants+products the faster the reaction, I think.

[Saiko Kila]

$50 dorfbucks says the Queen is actually a kobold with great bluff, persuasion, comedy, and mime skills who got caught trying on the crown and other accoutrements of office but was able to play it off through dumb luck and has remained in power, skulking around the throne room wondering what the hell is going on for years now.

Everybody agrees that her lack of crazy demands, thoughtful nature, and willingness to defer to the wisdom of her court made her the best monarch in recent memory.

All hail Queen Jribulis!

I love it.  It's a well known fact that if your bluff skill is high enough, you don't need any other skill

Even the ability to talk (unless the masterwork kobolds can talk, then that high bluff wouldn't be very impressive).

[Meph]

They can talk.

[greycat]

Right.  Well, I know that it might SEEM like you want to go meet the Queen, and do all that boring stuff you were talking about earlier, but I'm ninety percent certain that won't actually advance my goal of displacing my brother as the God of Worship in this place.  As a matter of fact, the Queen is like, the LAST person you want to go see for that, since she -

- is lactose intolerant.

[Ancalagon_TB]

Right.  Well, I know that it might SEEM like you want to go meet the Queen, and do all that boring stuff you were talking about earlier, but I'm ninety percent certain that won't actually advance my goal of displacing my brother as the God of Worship in this place.  As a matter of fact, the Queen is like, the LAST person you want to go see for that, since she -

- is lactose intolerant.

aaah - but properly aged cheese has next to no lactose

[ToastGoats]

Right.  Well, I know that it might SEEM like you want to go meet the Queen, and do all that boring stuff you were talking about earlier, but I'm ninety percent certain that won't actually advance my goal of displacing my brother as the God of Worship in this place.  As a matter of fact, the Queen is like, the LAST person you want to go see for that, since she -

- is lactose intolerant.

aaah - but properly aged cheese has next to no lactose

Didn't know that.

I never thought I would learn cheese facts from a forum about Dwarf Fortress.

[spazyak]

I aced a geology test thanks to dwarf fort.

[Archereon]

Wow, I don't even remember the last time I was here (in the DF forums), it feels like it must have been upwards of a year, and this story is still going. Yeeh!

[Ancalagon_TB]

Right.  Well, I know that it might SEEM like you want to go meet the Queen, and do all that boring stuff you were talking about earlier, but I'm ninety percent certain that won't actually advance my goal of displacing my brother as the God of Worship in this place.  As a matter of fact, the Queen is like, the LAST person you want to go see for that, since she -

- is lactose intolerant.

aaah - but properly aged cheese has next to no lactose

Didn't know that.

I never thought I would learn cheese facts from a forum about Dwarf Fortress.

This just made my day

[Melting Sky]

Ask Cowsea what she thinks of the queen, and inquire as to why she thinks talking to her isn't likely to work out. Also ask Cowsea if there is anything you can do to repay her for the divine milk.

[evictedSaint]

Just popping in to say I'm not dead.  Working on the next update.

[Foxite]

Woo!