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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[Dunamisdeos]

It is a little-known fact that dwarven cheese cultures are stored in the beards, socks and mittens of dwarves.

I bet it's somewhere in the farmer's workshop.  Look for cheese cultures in the farmer's workshop.

Put the milk into the bucket, take the bucket to the station, utilize the attached cheese tool that other dwarves use to make cheese in a day. Maybe be meticulous and try to get a high quality cheese.

[Ancalagon_TB]

great update and great fanart too

[Sver]

Rat: be Catten (lol), the owner of the butchery.

(new versions ftw)

[Meph]

Just letting you know that I'm still coming by to read this.

[OmnipotentGrue]

put off reading this for forever, PTW

[evictedSaint]

put off reading this for forever, PTW

Well it's about dang time,  then

[SeiggrainHart]

read this initially way back before Misty left the Mountainhomes... came back recently to find that Reg is actually my favorite character...

And also:
Misty: Double check to see if Cowsea remembers what the conversation was about, in case Cowsea actually does remember.

[greycat]

Misty: Double check to see if Cowsea remembers what the conversation was about, in case Cowsea actually does remember.

I'm pretty sure neither Cowsea nor Misty is going to remember to pursue this bit of ominous foreshadowing concerning the queen until the day Misty returns to the mountainhome to meet with the queen, who will turn out to be a vampire demon necromancer night creature or something.  Then she'll be all "Oh, this is what Cowsea was trying to warn me about!"

[evictedSaint]

Spoiler alert.  Cowsea was trying to warn her that the queen is made of cheese and presenting her a wheel of freshly made cheese is the same as presenting an elf a carved wooden figurine of a tree being chopped down. 

[Sver]

Reminds me of a Forgotten Beast composed of salt, who was unfortunately eaten bite by bite by kobolds.

[SeiggrainHart]

Spoiler alert.  Cowsea was trying to warn her that the queen is made of cheese and presenting her a wheel of freshly made cheese is the same as presenting an elf a carved wooden figurine of a tree being chopped down.

That's a joke right? Because if not... Well, I'll probably laugh my ass off either way.

[Max™]

$50 dorfbucks says the Queen is actually a kobold with great bluff, persuasion, comedy, and mime skills who got caught trying on the crown and other accoutrements of office but was able to play it off through dumb luck and has remained in power, skulking around the throne room wondering what the hell is going on for years now.

Everybody agrees that her lack of crazy demands, thoughtful nature, and willingness to defer to the wisdom of her court made her the best monarch in recent memory.

All hail Queen Jribulis!

[Ancalagon_TB]

$50 dorfbucks says the Queen is actually a kobold with great bluff, persuasion, comedy, and mime skills who got caught trying on the crown and other accoutrements of office but was able to play it off through dumb luck and has remained in power, skulking around the throne room wondering what the hell is going on for years now.

Everybody agrees that her lack of crazy demands, thoughtful nature, and willingness to defer to the wisdom of her court made her the best monarch in recent memory.

All hail Queen Jribulis!

I love it.  It's a well known fact that if your bluff skill is high enough, you don't need any other skill

[Imic]

You should...

You have found an eerie cavern.
... Find another farmer's workshop.

[cochramd]

$50 dorfbucks says the Queen is actually a kobold with great bluff, persuasion, comedy, and mime skills who got caught trying on the crown and other accoutrements of office but was able to play it off through dumb luck and has remained in power, skulking around the throne room wondering what the hell is going on for years now.

Everybody agrees that her lack of crazy demands, thoughtful nature, and willingness to defer to the wisdom of her court made her the best monarch in recent memory.

All hail Queen Jribulis!

There's a line between what's funny and what's stupid. That went over the line in the general direction of stupidity, and kept on going so far that it looped back around to being in the funny zone again, possibly taking a detour through "has to be true" territory. Unfortunately, it kept on going and went back into stupid territory where Ravenousambush The Deadly Majesty, a Jungle Titan that takes the form of a colossal fire breathing leopard with 8 legs and 6 eyes, swatted it down.

Clearly, the queen is just an ardent worshipper of Bloody Stonetusk who cannot tolerate differences in culture, lifestyle or appearance, is completely closed-minded and never changes her mind after forming an initial idea, disdains even the best advice of associates and family, relying strictly on her own counsel and tends to be a little tight with resources when working on projects. A long time ago, she realized that turning milk into cheese was an inefficient way of increasing the average value of the food supply so she decreed that it would simply never be done in Shielddawn again. Cowsea is warning us that the queen won't be very receptive to our gift which we made ourselves in her fort. In fact she might be offended....

But enough of that. Misty, go milk 4 more cows so that you can make a stack of 5 cheese in one job.