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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[greycat]

Awesome.  Do Masterwork nuns actually do things?

Yes!  They can run any of several different special "Pray for ___" jobs.  They can produce military-grade metals, economic metals, silk, etc. out of thin air.  An overseer should be greatly pleased by this.

And ES, kudos on the succession fort thing.  That's hilarious.

[Meph]

Nuns and Priests also detect vampires and werebeasts and hidden threats that only exist in the mod. There are several levels, and high priests even protect your dwarves from the spells these hidden threats would use. Lets say your citizens slowly convert to the cult of the carp god, the high priest can slow down/prevent that.

[Alev]

Awesome.  Do Masterwork nuns actually do things?
"MISTEM WHEELDREAMS, OVERSEER"

Why not. +1

+1

+1

[Aslandus]

She could run a cheese mafia? She could command the dwarves of the fortress to bring all of the milk to her; she could command them to set up breeding areas for milkable creatures; there are hundreds of ways for her to make achieving her dream of making the best cheese ever easier to achieve by becoming overseer.

She must become the sheriff and start deciding who to send to jail... where they will only get sub-par cheese while the rest of the fortress gets the good stuff...

[mate888]

Awesome.  Do Masterwork nuns actually do things?
"MISTEM WHEELDREAMS, OVERSEER"

Why not. +1

+1

+1

That would end badly. -1
Also, if the overseer is leaving, that means that the fort is a succession fort! So, we could either recive a good overseer that would let us be a cheesemaker, or the typical maniatic sociopath that will doom the fort. Either way tell them that you are a cheese maker.

[Foxite]

How to make a great DF comic in 3 easy steps:
1. Make protagonist migrate from mountainhome to fort.
2. Make fort a succession fort.
3. Have it already screwed up.
Hilarity ensues.

[Ancalagon_TB]

Truly, updates are the greatest gift of all.

And that's it, Plumpy. Revel in the blood of your enemy.

He's not reveling in the blood of his enemy, he's just looking for the piece the mule took from him.  It's in there somewhere!

[TALLPANZER]

Awesome.  Do Masterwork nuns actually do things?

"MISTEM WHEELDREAMS, OVERSEER"

+1

[evictedSaint]

How to make a great DF comic in 3 easy steps:
1. Make protagonist migrate from mountainhome to fort.
2. Make fort a succession fort.
3. Have it already screwed up.
Hilarity ensues.

Hah.  "Easy" steps.

[IronyOwl]

Note that she didn't ask Plumpy whether he was a vampire.

Oh gods no wonder they couldn't find the first one.

He's not reveling in the blood of his enemy, he's just looking for the piece the mule took from him.  It's in there somewhere!

...Plumpy's smarter than I gave him credit for. He'll make a legendary surgeon yet!

Hah.  "Easy" steps.

It's easy, you just draw the stuff.

[Meph]

Hah.  "Easy" steps.

It's easy, you just draw the stuff.

Its just pixels, right? My monitor paints them all the time.

[Ancalagon_TB]

How to make a great DF comic in 3 easy steps:
1. Make protagonist migrate from mountainhome to fort.
2. Make fort a succession fort.
3. Have it already screwed up.
Hilarity ensues.

Hah.  "Easy" steps.

It's true for extremely hard values of easy. 

There was once a man who visited an artist, and said "I need a painting of a rooster.  Can you make one for me?  I'm wiling to pay".  The artist said "sure, come back in 2 weeks".

Two weeks later, the man returns.  The artist says "oh yes.  One moment please".  He then takes a prepared canvas, and in 10-15 minutes, he has painted a rooster.  He then tells the man "that will be 200$".

The man protested - the rooster *was* very nice, but barely took 15 minutes to do!  Surely 200$ is too much for a quarter hour of labor.

The artist pointed to his waistbasket... which was filled with discarded paintings and sketches of roosters. 

The man paid the artist, and left.

[Meph]

Cant you just nail a rooster to a canvas and call it a day?

[Archereon]

Awesome.  Do Masterwork nuns actually do things?
"MISTEM WHEELDREAMS, OVERSEER"

Why not. +1

+1

+1

That would end badly. -1
Also, if the overseer is leaving, that means that the fort is a succession fort! So, we could either recive a good overseer that would let us be a cheesemaker, or the typical maniatic sociopath that will doom the fort. Either way tell them that you are a cheese maker.

+1, and complain about how things are being run! The last time you just sat back and stayed silent, Rimtar died!

[Tirion]

Cant you just nail a rooster to a canvas and call it a day?

Only if struck by a macabre mood, I'm afraid.