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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
Other
Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 12/07/2022  (Read 1861355 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/18
« Reply #2370 on: December 18, 2014, 05:11:04 pm »

>Try to not to draw attention to yourself, and don't speak unless spoken to. Given everything that's happened so far, it's probably your safest bet.
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I want to tell you they were bad men, cephalo.  I want to tell you that with a better overseer the Fortress never would've gotten so bad someone would get offed in a pointless fisticuffs.
But the sad truth charlie?
It was inevitable.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/18
« Reply #2371 on: December 18, 2014, 05:11:56 pm »

>Try to not to draw attention to yourself, and don't speak unless spoken to. Given everything that's happened so far, it's probably your safest bet.
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Get Smithy head.  Present it and complain about unsafe roads.  Demand action be taken.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/18
« Reply #2372 on: December 18, 2014, 05:13:35 pm »

>Try to not to draw attention to yourself, and don't speak unless spoken to. Given everything that's happened so far, it's probably your safest bet.
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Get Smithy head.  Present it and complain about unsafe roads.  Demand action be taken.


Does Misty even have his head or anything?
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I want to tell you they were bad men, cephalo.  I want to tell you that with a better overseer the Fortress never would've gotten so bad someone would get offed in a pointless fisticuffs.
But the sad truth charlie?
It was inevitable.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/18
« Reply #2373 on: December 18, 2014, 05:17:08 pm »

The nun did. Whether or not she kept it . . .
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PKs DF Mod!

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/18
« Reply #2374 on: December 18, 2014, 08:59:36 pm »

"Oh, really? they didn't seem to 'know' that."
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/18
« Reply #2375 on: December 18, 2014, 09:16:19 pm »

Oooh mysteries!

Why is the nun drawing the fortress'/civ's symbol on the wall in blood?

Where is the plump helmet man?

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/18
« Reply #2376 on: December 18, 2014, 10:24:04 pm »

Did plumpy escape :O
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/18
« Reply #2377 on: December 19, 2014, 12:44:36 am »

Well, they never come back as ghosts so...

Learn to wield a spear, it will be very relevant soon

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/18
« Reply #2378 on: December 19, 2014, 12:55:49 am »

Well, they never come back as ghosts so...

Learn to wield a spear, it will be very relevant soon
Yes, seek out some kind of weapon.  Perhaps carve something out of a large, stale block of cheese or find a sturdy stone mug of some kind.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/18
« Reply #2379 on: December 19, 2014, 01:00:23 am »

Well, they never come back as ghosts so...

Learn to wield a spear, it will be very relevant soon
Yes, seek out some kind of weapon.  Perhaps carve something out of a large, stale block of cheese or find a sturdy stone mug of some kind.

I vote a sword of some sort as a weapon, and name it after the elf after you win many bouts of combat.  You should make your armor from cheese.  Or just add cheese atop your armor for added protection. 
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/18
« Reply #2380 on: December 19, 2014, 08:25:12 am »

oh!

Ask the nun if elves have souls. If she says yes, raise the issue of proper burial again.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/18
« Reply #2381 on: December 19, 2014, 08:41:10 am »

Silly people.  Civilians can't assign themselves weapons.  They have to be placed in a squad!

Tell Datan about the zombies on the road.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/18
« Reply #2382 on: December 19, 2014, 09:28:45 am »

Silly people.  Civilians can't assign themselves weapons.  They have to be placed in a squad!
Well, civilians can't usually assign "Remove construction" jobs to themselves either.

Quickly ask Datan is there's a cheese industry going. If not, convince the overseer to get a cheese industry going ASAP by telling her that the entire mountainhome wanted cheese, and there's no milkable animals there. So they would pay huge prices for cheese wheels in the next trade season.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/18
« Reply #2383 on: December 19, 2014, 11:23:12 am »

Tell Datan about the zombies on the road.


Quickly ask Datan is there's a cheese industry going. If not, convince the overseer to get a cheese industry going ASAP by telling her that the entire mountainhome wanted cheese, and there's no milkable animals there. So they would pay huge prices for cheese wheels in the next trade season.

 +1 for both.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/18
« Reply #2384 on: December 19, 2014, 01:13:47 pm »

Don't cry, dwarves aren't pussies.
Grab the dead elf's spear, it may be useful for cheesemaking.
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