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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[AfellowDwarf]

Don't tell these monsters your life's hopes and dreams. They might decide to eat them.

[mate888]

Don't tell these monsters your life's hopes and dreams. They might decide to eat them.

Why eat hopes and dreams when they can eat masterwork cheese?
Misty!! Tell them the truth and then ignore the fact that you will be forced to haul, clean, mine or be sent as cannon-fodder aganist a Forgotten Beast!
Or even better! Have a strange mood (bonus points if she gets possessed by the spirit of Darkerdaffodil) and make a masterwork cheese statue!

[palu]

Don't tell these monsters your life's hopes and dreams. They might decide to eat them.

Why eat hopes and dreams when they can eat masterwork cheese?
Misty!! Tell them the truth and then ignore the fact that you will be forced to haul, clean, mine or be sent as cannon-fodder aganist a Forgotten Beast!
Or even better! Have a strange mood (bonus points if she gets possessed by the spirit of Darkerdaffodil) and make a masterwork cheese statue!

+1

[IronyOwl]

Datan Ritas translates to "Iron Owl".

I didn't forget, IronOwl! You got your dwarf.

Hehehehehe! She's so adorable in her deathnaught armor!


+1 to telling her the truth about our cheesemaking ambitions.

In fact, murdering our best friend right in front of us aside, she seems like the best way to get acquainted with our new home. Might want to ask her how things work around here.

[WillowLuman]

Black Iron Owl

[Rumrusher]

Datan Ritas translates to "Iron Owl".

I didn't forget, IronOwl! You got your dwarf.

Hehehehehe! She's so adorable in her deathnaught armor!


+1 to telling her the truth about our cheesemaking ambitions.

In fact, murdering our best friend right in front of us aside, she seems like the best way to get acquainted with our new home. Might want to ask her how things work around here.

wait does misty had a best friend in the old fort before BestFriending elf romeo here?
was it Datan? We didn't say our name.

[evictedSaint]

"There we go, lookit you!  Right as rain, not a scratch.  Fallin' over like that and makin' us think we nicked ya with a bolt or somesuch, shame on you!" 










"Oh, shoot, the Overseer's here already!  I was hopin' we'd get this mess cleaned up before she came around.  Old bird must be in a hurry, eh?"










"Come on, come on, get in line, we've got to get you migrants all processed all nice and tidy.  We can't have ANOTHER vampire sneakin' in, can we?"

She's joking...you think. 























"Datan?  What's...what's going to happen to the elves?  Are we going to bury them, or...say a prayer, or...something?"









"What you on about, love?  Bury'em?  Pray for'em?  Why would we do somethin' silly like that?"










"Well...you know.  To help put their souls to rest."









"..."









"AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAHAHA AHAHAAAAHAAA HAHA AHA!"











"Ah ha ahaha ha...eh hehe heh heh...eh..."









"Oh come on now, love.  Elves don't have souls!  Bloody everyone knows that."


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[pisskop]

Poor Misty.

[Sirus]

Poor Misty ;_;

[Parsely]

Wait to be processed. We are CHEESEMAKER!

[AfellowDwarf]

Jokes aside, you'll want these corpses behind a big piece of stone in case the necromancer shows up. Like in a coffin.

[Naryar]

Welcome to DF, Misty. Or should I say, *elf bone bolt* x25 fortress.

Get set in line, offer a prayer to Urist XVIIII for the passing of the elf (what was his name anyway ?), and then promptly ask for Cowsea's blessing again, that she may impress the overseer with her willingness to become a cheesemaker.

Say milker is a fine job as well. So is animal caretaker.

[pisskop]

Jokes aside, you'll want these corpses behind a big piece of stone in case the necromancer shows up. Like in a coffin.

ohh   what if instead of that, they dump the corpses in magma or under  bridge? Or perhaps in an above-ground catacombs as bait for said necro?

[AoshimaMichio]

Be assigned on corpse dumping duty.

[Culise]

Welcome to DF, Misty. Or should I say, *elf bone bolt* x25 fortress.

Get set in line, offer a prayer to Urist XVIIII for the passing of the elf (what was his name anyway ?), and then promptly ask for Cowsea's blessing again, that she may impress the overseer with her willingness to become a cheesemaker.

Say milker is a fine job as well. So is animal caretaker.

+1

Oh, also...
Enquire after the resting place of Zon Lokumarak, to pay homage.  It's the reason we chose ShieldDawn specifically, after all.

EDIT:
Actually, scratch that second bit.  We can do that once we've settled in.  And aren't horribly traumatized by the death of a new friend right in front of us by the people who we thought were going to be protecting us.