Opt for amputation and become a 1 armed gunslinger
[6]
AMPUTATION IS FOR SISSIE-Sorry, had my other GM voice on. You get an arm that shoots grenades instead, megaman style.
Oh screw this. Pop a cap in his ass and then steal his hat.
[5]
And he is kill.
"We must avenge our leader! Quickly, bring in the chainguns an-"
"He has the boss hat. He's won."
"Bu-but we still have enough men to crush him!"
"HE HAS THE LEADERHAT."
Right, I have a 50-meter Zerg monster. Dodge potato. Burst through a wall, pinpoint the remote's location if I hadn't already, grab it and leave through another wall. Do this all losing as little momentum as possible.
[5]
Omegalisk completely demolishes the building, snags the couch and GM remote, and legs it.
VICTORY
"What's this shimmery thing in front of you? Why can't I go through it?"
[4]
The fifth wall itself, the boundary into reality. Our reality. Where we watch you fail and succeed for our entertainment.
Keep breaking through walls and lead the superweapon monster to the room with all the couches.
[1]
Building is kill, couches are kill and the TV remote is gone. NOOOOOO
Tuck recipe away for later. Note to self: become organized.
Locate the real research notes.
Turn it upside-down, do a triple-take.
[6]
It's an instruction manual for the things written in GM language.
The nanobots have eaten everything in the pond, a zerg hive, and a bunch of orks.
Leroy Jenkins everything in wanton disregard for friend or foe. Then ask who it is I'm supposed to be shooting for anyway.
[5]
You fuck up everything so hard Chuck Norris gives you a badge. Shoot everyone if it makes you happy.
Damnit, Helgoland, I should have given you a sinecure long ago! Oh well.
Give the colonies their independence in exchange for helping to banish the Sol system to a pocket universe.
[1]
They take their independance and completely ignore you.
Slowwwwwly, sennnnsssuaaallllyyy strip.
You rolled a [1] you forgot you were a man when you decided to strip,the women and men are disgusted at you,this'll probably affect your romance rolls later.
Please, don't set off the social justice side of me...
What do you mean?
No. Stop. No. No.
Change roll: Go back in time and prevent this conversation from happening in the near future.
[20[18]] The conversation never happened, and shall never happen again.
+8 to keep SFW Modifier.
You already rolled a natural 20 and then an 18 for crit-confirm. The +8 means essentially nothing here :3
Don't care. Better safe than sorry. XD
[2]
You get trapped in your shirt.
MetaGM! WHIP OUT THE BANHAMMER OF OMNIVERSAL JUSTICEGet bored because the forumites ruined my fun of when I was playing with my imaginary GM stick.
[6]
Bored, eh? Then fight!You are put in a room with a Tyranid Carnifex, a Zerg Omegalisk, a Ork Squiggoth, an Imperial Guard Baneblade, a Xel'naga, Miyamoto with every weapon(from ER), and a GM avatar with more genetic modifications then the resurrected Michael Jackso-oh wait that hasn't happened yet. Oh yeah, and every character ever mentioned in this thread. Plus Chuck Norris.
However, the GM will give you any weapon from any game, movie, book or anything ever (except for uberweapons and a GM stick)
HAVE FUN!
Sell tea, hats and suits for $$$
[1]
No one wants them. Many tears, wow.
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