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[IcyTea31]

What does that remote do, anyway?

Operates the GM's TV, of course.

[Tavik Toth]

Help humanity rebuild then expand to the the stars in such a way that I can't cause anything bad to happen.

[Erils]

Wallow in self pity and drown my sorrows in tea.

[NAV]

Go kill the robots.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Stop, do the Legend of Zelda pose with the remote, then bring it to the GM.

[6]

DUN DUNNA DUUUUN

Then ol' Ganon comes and steals it.

"I exist for NOBODY'SSS entertainment!!!"

Smash through the wall.

[1]

And you fell for the 'its actually a teleporter' trick. You're in the arena with blazingglory.

Anything eh? OK I get the hammer from Red faction:Guerrilla and bust the building down and make my escape! no wait! I get a jager from Pacific rim and get a mega sized varient of the hammer from Red faction:Guerrilla! and THEN bust my way out of there!

((I don't read many books and so far most games I've played haven't had anything particualy outrageous,Pacific rim idea came at the last minute.))

[5]

A jaeger is you. Only one weapon, not two.

The fight has started! DING

Forge an alliance between the colonies and the homeworld, to defend against any attackers from outside.

Also, get better rolls.

[4]

An uneasy alliance is formed.

oh wait! Cast phase door spell 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000X

EDIT and then divide by zero!

[1]

None for you.

Let's see... who else is running amok?... Oh yes, playergamer thinks himself a godking... but then I think that we need to fuck up this world just a little bit more... PREPARE TO SUMMON DAEMONS!

[6]

You open a portal to the Eye of Terror. Daemons. Woo.

"TERRA IS HOLY GROUND! DESTROY THE DEFILERS!"

DRIVE THE XENOS TO HELL

[5]

FOR THE EMPEROR!

Zerg are gone, Orks have legged it and the Tyranids are all fucked. Now there are Daemons to deal with.

Grab the remote from Icytea31

You steal the remote from Ganon.

Help humanity rebuild then expand to the the stars in such a way that I can't cause anything bad to happen.

[2]
NOPE, ORKS

Wallow in self pity and drown my sorrows in tea.

[4]

Sorrows drowned.

Go kill the robots.

[6]

You kill the robots. Now there is a Daemon picking you up.

[NAV]

Give the Demon Tavik's hat.

[kj1225]

TAKE CONTROL OF THE DAEMONS.

[poketwo]

Bring the remote to the GM

[darkpaladin109]

SMURFINGTON YOU FORGOT MY ACTION DAMMIT

Enter race, the reward for winning the race is the GM's remote.

[Playergamer]

"THROW THE XENOS BACK TO THE WARP! FOR EVERY ONE THEY KILL, 5 WILL TAKE THEIR PLACE!"

RID TERRA OF THE XENO MENACE!

(NOW THAT I AM GOD-EMPEROR I CAN ONLY TALK IN ALL CAPS)

[smurfingtonthethird]

SMURFINGTON YOU FORGOT MY ACTION DAMMIT

Enter race, the reward for winning the race is the GM's remote.

[1]

NO SEAL

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Hmm.
Tranform into the last few creatures in my history. If there's anything that can read GM language, read the manual for options.

[Tavik Toth]

Lead Earth Alliance and ZAFT forces against the Orks. Hold the line.

[blazing glory]

Do a matrix dodge and smash the weaker enemies.

[Lolfail0009]

((Do I get the same choice as BG? Is Cyrydiad with me?))