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[GrizzlyAdamz]

Kindly ask the supertea to mind their own business. Engage in diplomacy- reassure them we only mean to put an end to the human's unprovoked persecution, offer to let them act as /neutral/ arbitrators at potato camps designated human reserves, let the humans peaceably *disarm & leave if they don't want to disarm &  agree to terms.

[smurfingtonthethird]

LET'S GO! LEERRRROOOOOOY JENNNNKIIINNNS!

[5]

Shields up! The nest is a biological mess about the size of a house. You have enough energy to make a more complex hardlight blade and start cutting up some small bugs (i gotta think of a name for these things without sounding too corny). A bolt of azure energy hits the nest structure and burns some of it up. Get the stragglers, I'll burn the nest. Watch out for combat forms though, those things are nasty.

Kindly ask the supertea to mind their own business. Engage in diplomacy- reassure them we only mean to put an end to the human's unprovoked persecution, offer to let them act as /neutral/ arbitrators at potato camps designated human reserves, let the humans peaceably *disarm & leave if they don't want to disarm &  agree to terms.

[1]

You just spanked humanities' berserk button, and you also crossed the Godzilla threshold. Bad for you. Nearly 97% of potatoes on earth are subsequently destroyed by the rampage, through fire, WMDs, superinsects, genetic abominations, experimental orbital defense systems, a drunk science rampage that unleashes a swarm of nanobots, and anything else that can get rid of a potato.

[Erils]

Drop top hats and tea for the zerg from orbit. Once they assimilate it, they too will become dapper and want nothing more than a nice cup of tea.

Also

Distribute supertea to humans in exchange for them adopting the dapper way

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Reveal our nuclear potato technology. Mimic recent potato-portal technology we witnessed, open portal to potato dimension.

[kj1225]

Go beat up stragglers.

[IcyTea31]

Politely convince the Zerg to leave the planet, preferably after Erils has tried to make them gentlezerg.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Drop top hats and tea for the zerg from orbit. Once they assimilate it, they too will become dapper and want nothing more than a nice cup of tea.

Also

Distribute supertea to humans in exchange for them adopting the dapper way

[1]

The zerg and humans are both batshit crazy right now. No-ones driving the zerg, and the humans are completely out of control.

Reveal our nuclear potato technology. Mimic recent potato-portal technology we witnessed, open portal to potato dimension.

[6]

You open a portal to the potato dimension.

YOU ARE THE CORRUPTED. YOU MUST PERISH. ONLY THE PURE MAY SURVIVE

The surviving potatoes are being shredded when they enter the portal.

Go beat up stragglers.

[3]

(Think as your weapon of a pair of Mass Effect Omniblades, but they can convert to shields if need be.)

Slice em up! A combat form has emerged from the burning nest. It's about the size of a sheep, has a massive amount of spines on its back, and is on fire.

Crap. That thing will try and porcupine-style roll at you, chop off its head before it gets the chance.

Politely convince the Zerg to leave the planet, preferably after Erils has tried to make them gentlezerg.

[6]

If by polite, you mean intimidate them psionically until they obey you, then making them pack up and leave the planet, then yes, you ask them politely, and they do so. Unfortunately, now there's a zerg brood following you everywhere, and it's unruly as all hell.

The Protoss have joined in the multiversal war, and are supplying it with warfleets. They welcome the opportunity to talk to an alien race that isn't stupid to the point of oblivion, or one that is trying to kill them.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Hook up a vacuum to draw potatoes out of the potato dimension. Use them as reinforcements.

[smurfingtonthethird]

YOU DARE?

[GrizzlyAdamz]

The RNG decides.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Hook up a vacuum to draw potatoes out of the potato dimension. Use them as reinforcements.

[3]

Millions of potatoes!

Too bad these are harmless normal potatoes. Global potato population has dropped to 1% of original quota, plus the moontato colony was nuked. Time for a hasty retreat.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Mutate shape-shifting capability.

[darkpaladin109]

TELEPORT AWAY
CURSE GM
SUMMON THE PARACELSUS SWORD AND IT'S CREW TO EARTH

[kj1225]

Be a badass.

[Lolfail0009]

Attempt to isolate rare side effect.