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[Erils]

Be the first poster on page 100 yay

[IcyTea31]

Restrain KJ and his japanese harem and sacrifice them to the overlord.

Closed universe. Plus there's a GM avatar with some snazzy upgrades overwatching that world. All multiversal entities entering that solar system get destroyed. With antimatter, so they stay destroyed.

Veto that horrible rule.

^
^ that roll.

Why does this discussion seem so familiar?

Spoiler: FLASHBACK (click to show/hide)

Phew, that could have gone worse. Craft a potato-proof armour plate from the potatoes, install to mech. Grab a few potatoes inside the mech, escape back to the normal world. I have a feeling the potato-proofing will end up badly for me, but I can't exactly see how. In other news, WHY DO I KEEP ROLLING SO POORLY?!

Craft a potato-proof armour plate

potato-proof

Oh, you are quantum level fucked.

We'll see about that. IT'S ON

[6]

You're armoured up and back home. The GM whips out his trusty Nuclear Potato^TM and chucks it at you.

...You might be in trouble, darkpaladin109.

[smurfingtonthethird]

I'll say. I've been honing this characters power for years in my head. Time for him to do some stuff.

[Helgoland]

Plug the portals with comically oversized bath ducks.

[WillowLuman]

Take the fight to the Harvester dimension, Gordon Freeman style.

[IcyTea31]

Psionic Storms galore. Is my raptor-mount faster than the Zerg?

[smurfingtonthethird]

Be the first poster on page 100 yay

[5]

Congratulations. When your life comes to its end, realise that the greatest thing you ever did was this.

Plug the portals with comically oversized bath ducks.

[1]

Obviously, this fails. Everyone knows rubber bath ducks can't block dimension gates, you're probably thinking of toy ships.

Take the fight to the Harvester dimension, Gordon Freeman style.

[5]

Its less of a world and more of a giant recycling plant. Pew pew ensues, raptor casualties are low. You are in control of both sides of the portal and a pile of stolen shit from your universe.

Psionic Storms galore. Is my raptor-mount faster than the Zerg?

[2]

Yay, 50 zerg down. Only two hundred billion to go.

[IcyTea31]

Focus my psionic energy into a bolt of chain lightning. Try to fry at least a 50 billion of them with the bolt.

[Helgoland]

Toy ships, then.

[kj1225]

Be upset over my sudden lack of characterization.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Focus my psionic energy into a bolt of chain lightning. Try to fry at least a 50 billion of them with the bolt.

[3]

It works, but you only got a few hundred of them. Winning!

Toy ships, then.

[3]

You haven't got any toy ships, plus the portals are now in raptor control.

Be upset over my sudden lack of characterization.

[6]

This somehow unlocks a few memories. You're also standing up holding your head in a classroom.

And now it is lunch time. Are we heading out now or later? ...stop trying to unlock memories, it has... side effects.

[kj1225]

Ugh. Let's go.
Woo, fights.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Mutate the potato virus. Give it constant minor mutations a la 'The Stand'.
The humans went too far.

[smurfingtonthethird]

(its about god damn time!)

Ugh. Let's go.
Woo, fights.

[4]

You sneak out undetected, and make your way to the site. There's a big nest of bug things. They have lots of teeth. And spines.

I'll provide fire support, you go and tank their damage.

Mutate the potato virus. Give it constant minor mutations a la 'The Stand'.
The humans went too far.

[3]

Disaster for humanity! The disease was already being researched upon, but deaths are still very high in the unaffected world. Supertea provides an antidote.

[kj1225]

LET'S GO! LEERRRROOOOOOY JENNNNKIIINNNS!