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[GrizzlyAdamz]

Throw tantrum! Eyeball the unobtainium, try to connect the synapses between it & what I usually do with feces.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Figure out what happened.

[1]

A guy starts talking. "Alright rookie, you've been selected for overwatch duty, so that means you're pretending to be human. Your genes and appearance have been shifted into those of a adolescent. The hardlight armour you are wearing is mentally controlled and shaped, so don't try to overexert yourself by expanding it too quickly or by making too complex shapes. 

The contact lenses you have at the moment should allow you to see our troop movements and enemy forces through the invisibility shielding we have set up now. Use the obelisk to call reinforcements if you need them, or if you blow your cover.

Your cover is that of a boarding student from overseas, and you'll be in service from anywhere between 6 months to whenever you graduate. Payment will be standard rate plus overtime, unless you complete your stay, which will guarantee you double pay and solid grounding for future missions. Good luck."

[smurfingtonthethird]

I sawed through all the potatoes, duh.

Find a worthy opponent.

[2]

None for you.

Train raptors to operate rocketry. Send raptor-crewed space expedition to land on Chzo's frozen body.

[6]

The raptors start eating it. No, raptors, no!

Thaw. Give Playergamer all the magic power he could want, including the ability to hide from any human whenever he wants.

[4]

You give playergamer raw power while the raptors play omnomnom.

Help darkpaladin thaw.

[1]

You freeze him solid with your new power.

Find a way to get back to my full size

[3]

Back into a pokeball with you then.

Throw tantrum! Eyeball the unobtainium, try to connect the synapses between it & what I usually do with feces.

[6]

You throw the unobtainium at the GM.

Yeah, that stuff is basically my version of feces. Ollie?

"You're gon' get it!"

Thanks, Ollie.

[Playergamer]

Thaw him again.

[WillowLuman]

"No, Pain Elementals are bad for you! Stop eating it!" (sent over the radio)

[kj1225]

Salute and begin duty.

[IcyTea31]

Where am I right now? Did I get booted out of the living room?

[smurfingtonthethird]

Where am I right now? Did I get booted out of the living room?

Not yet. You just have to mentally rip a hole in time and space.

[IcyTea31]

Teleport to Elephantophis. Vote for Erils. Gain citizenship. Apparently, Erils already won, as I reread the update.

[Lolfail0009]

"Bad feather-kin!"

Teach the raptor fluent Welsh.

[Eotyrannus]

Obtain top hat and monacle. Use newfound dapperness to prove sapience, vote for Erils.

[poketwo]

wait

[darkpaladin109]

Make Hugoluman's raptors somewhat smarter.

[Helgoland]

Get the Raptors to syndicalize. Become Secretary General of the Raptor Party.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Jump out the window in a mixture of rage, fear, and sadness.