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[Helgoland]

Why didn't I see this before?

(Also, is there a free spot?)

[darkpaladin109]

(Also, is there a free spot?)

It's a minimalistic RtD, so you can join whenever you want.

[Helgoland]

All right! Become candidate for the position of mayor as well, promising social equality, good humor, and more beard.

[Erils]

All right! Become candidate for the position of mayor as well, promising social equality, good humor, and more beard.

make sure to bold your actions or else smurfington may get angry and hurl potatoes at you

[MaximumZero]

Saw through all the potatoes. Especially North Korean ones.

[smurfingtonthethird]

With my home telescope look for something interesting in Space. Preferably something inbound.

[5]

You see a frozen pain elemental floating around. Yay.

Thaw and revive BARBARA as a zombie.

[1]

Nup, still frozen.

Hadoken!

[4]

No more military, just a crater hole.

WAKE UP. LIKE A MAN!

[3]

You wake up in some weird ass looking armour. It looks like solid bright green light, and it looks like it is swirling. You jump up and knock over a chick. Yeah, manly!

She's pissed, but the armour is pretty scary and shit, so she pisses off. You have what appears to be a perfect rectangle of black crystal and an address in your pocket.

GLORIOUS BRITISH DINOSAUR POWERS!

Edit: Concur with Erils. Vote for the Dapper One!

[1]

Nope, tiny proto dinosaur powers. Sorry, dawn king.

You haven't been proved sentient yet, so no vote.

Figure out why I am so tiny.

[4]

The pokeball actually shrinks you down. You cracked it open and now here you are, tiny as shit.

Politely ask the government for permission to use satellites to target the pain elemental and FUCKING OBLITERATE HIM FROM SPACE WITH AN ORBITAL DEFENSE LASER

[3]

"Nah. Tell you what, bring us playergamer and you have a deal."

Dapperly run for dapper mayor of elephantophis. Campaign on the platform of increasing the TPC (tea per capita) and furthering research into making tea more dapper than ever

Also

Hack the tvtropes page to make it a campaign poster for my campaign for dapper mayor

[5]

Elected! Your TPC and tealchemical ideologies entrance the populace.

Also, do that yourself, lol.

All right! Become candidate for the position of mayor as well, promising social equality, good humor, and more beard.

[3]

You lose, sad face. You're the assistant mayor now.

Saw through all the potatoes. Especially North Korean ones.

I just want to say your story opened my eyes. Thank you.

[5]

The north korean potato crop is ruined.

[kj1225]

Figure out what happened.

[MaximumZero]

I sawed through all the potatoes, duh.

Find a worthy opponent.

[WillowLuman]

Train raptors to operate rocketry. Send raptor-crewed space expedition to land on Chzo's frozen body.

[darkpaladin109]

Thaw. Give Playergamer all the magic power he could want, including the ability to hide from any human whenever he wants.

[Playergamer]

Help darkpaladin thaw.

[WillowLuman]

Where should I be sending my space program then? Unless you promise to stay in space...

[poketwo]

Find a way to get back to my full size

[darkpaladin109]

Where should I be sending my space program then? Unless you promise to stay in space...

I don't think Chzo even is in space or frozen.

[WillowLuman]

Well, the telescope says there's a frozen pain elemental in space...