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[smurfingtonthethird]

Except if the nuke went off global earthquakes and volcanic eruptions would rip anything underground to shreds, and either destroy you or leave you isolated underground forever. No-one wins with the big-ass ICBM. Also, the planet is kinda pissed at you and Playergamer, with the nukes and country destroying and all.

[kj1225]

Do some SCIENCE!

[smurfingtonthethird]

Drunk science?

[kj1225]

Only if it's the drunkest of science. I never do anything in halves.

Which might explain why I killed most of the US army on accident.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Not to mention your own soldiers.

[kj1225]

I never had soldiers. Those were trouble shooters. they knew what they were getting into.

[smurfingtonthethird]

You also tried to chat up a corpse. I'm assuming you were drunk off your ass the whole time.

[kj1225]

Hey, I need my insanely high charisma stat to come from somewhere.

[Playergamer]

Hadoken. Go back to glorious GDP of 5.

[WillowLuman]

Okay, okay.

Use the nuke to threaten AM into loving Humanity. I am crazy enough to set this thing off while standing on it! Don't tempt me!

[Remuthra]

Okay, okay.

Use the nuke to threaten AM into loving Humanity. I am crazy enough to set this thing off while standing on it! Don't tempt me!

Dominate this man!

[darkpaladin109]

Make EP's tea painfully kill all his followers and anyone else that drinks it.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Thank the universe for being kind.

Land somewhere cool!

[3]

You land in a crater. Eh.

"THANK YOU UNIVERSE!"

By the way... Should the Computer hear me, reason that detonating that nuke would also destroy Alpha Complex. Therefore, the Computer is a traitor and must terminate itself.

[2]

"Computer! Kill yourself!"

It doesn't seem to care or hear you.

Develop a new tea-based alchemy system. Give powerful brews to my minions to power them up.

[4]

Invented and pioneered. Your minions are now even more boosted.

Do some SCIENCE!

This happens.

Okay, okay.

Use the nuke to threaten AM into loving Humanity. I am crazy enough to set this thing off while standing on it! Don't tempt me!

Okay, okay.

Use the nuke to threaten AM into loving Humanity. I am crazy enough to set this thing off while standing on it! Don't tempt me!

Dominate this man!

4 VS 1

"AM, start loving humanity or the planet goes boom!"

AM goes to martial his robotic forces but the majority have been crushed by ICBM or defeated by Troubleshooters. They've also found the locations of your hideouts worldwide.

Make EP's tea painfully kill all his followers and anyone else that drinks it.

[2]

You can't circumvent your older spell-thing.

[SOLDIER First]

Teleport onto the backpack of a bald man with electrical superpowers.

Hang out as he does shit.

[kj1225]

Figure out what I did last night. hope that it included those nice girls I met when I came here first.