Level up! Combine some of our horde for the perks!
[3]
Your horde does not want to combine. You need to kill more shit before you can instantly augment your skills.
The military is still mad at you.
Eat myself.
[4]
You eat the body parts you can reach with your mouth. LS is still safely nestled in your spine, though.
DUAL GOD TECHNIQUE: TEALEPHANT RAMPAGE
[4]
GREAT SUCCESS! You send darkpaladin flying.
Damnit, I knew that free fresh meat was too good to be true...
Resist calling of tea, find booze instead.
[2]
Your body charges towards the sounds of elephants trumpeting and the smell of tea. You are powerless to stop it.
Appear.
Sit inside an empty safe.
[1]
You appear inside an empty safe. A locked safe. You have a bit of a problem.
Teleport away.
[4]
Back to the dark dimension. You see a fellow abomination eating itself and a few Britishers having a tea party.
Be baked in a bakery that somehow avoided the destruction. Achieve sapience and sentience. Attain ability of levitation.
[1]
For some reason, someone, while completely ignoring the destruction of a continent, the constant screaming, bullet fire and sound of elephants trumpeting, bakes a loaf of bread, before realizing the organic waste product has hit the rotating air circulation device. You somehow gain sentience and attempt to fly.
You manage to fall off the table, and someone walks into a bakery.
Look for stuff to eat.
Can't find nuffin. Enjoy starving, me.
Activate the Warbot force to protect Alpha Complex.
[2]
You activate the warbots. They're in the flooded basement and promptly break.
TS: [4]
They manage to patch up the defenses. A TS activates a hidden mechsuit and promptly gets in.
Still alive. Join forces with computer.
[4]
You fly over to the asylum and let yourself be lead to an intercom by armed troubleshooters.
TAKE OF SUIT
[3]
The zipper is busted. You're trapped.
The GM tells you to stop taking advantage of his half-assed character choosing and throws a potato at you.
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