Could everyone please say how you are planning on destroying stuff instead of just saying destroy stuff?
Eat Slowpoke.
What? How am I knocked out if I don't have a brain? Oh well...
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DIG INTO XANTALOS IN ORDER TO AVOID EATENINGS
[2] VS [6]
Xantalos attempts to eat Lord Slowpoke, but LS burrows into Xantalos. You are now one single lifeform, with two separated sentiences. Have fun with that.
Kill commies for quests!
[6]
You shoot commies. Except they aren't commies, they're military. Smooth. They aren't happy.
What? How am I knocked out if I don't have a brain? Oh well...
Wake up, scavenge the dead British people. Complete my fleshy body.
[5]
You "put on" the new parts. You are also dressed as a Dapper British Gentlemen. You feel an urge in your new body parts to find and serve the great tea lord.
Hit darkpaladin with another stampede.
[2]
You forgot to aim again. The elephants drown in the tea. Maybe drain it first.
Get an arcade "dance dance revolution" and get top score
[4]
Top score acquired, bitch.
Murder more of EP's apostles.
[1]
You appear to be covered in hot tea and an elephant corpse. No apostles. You explode the corpse for good measure.
Destroy everything!
[3]
Unravelling space-time-reality is proving to be too hard for you. Titties. Then a missile nearly hits you.
Destroy the offending airplane. Then destroy the airport.
[4]
The plane crashes into the airport, effectively cancelling all aerial escape for refugees. They'll have to go by ship, or wait for international aide.
Destroy everything!
Hey, wait...
Everything includes Alpha Complex!
Destroy Playergamer!
[6]
You fire a missile at the general direction of the smoke and screaming. You fire lots of missiles. Except you kinda didn't aim at him and just shelled the general area, killing hundreds. Yay.
TS: [1]
They botch up repair work, re-flooding the basement.
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