Control the armor economy.
[5]
You sell your dead comrade's armour to some random. Armor economy controlled.
Crossover into HOMESTUCK, steal the black queen's ring and kill all of EP's prophets with the red miles.
[4]
Using your interdimensional spell book thing, you steal the ring, and put it in your sylladex. However, you only have one slot, and the spell book goes flying.
TURN GM INTO POTATO
[1]
You turn yourself into a potato in a fox suit.
Escape, because I don't really want to kill Friend Computer.
[5]
As Doctor Zoidberg would say: "WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP"
You make it to a safe distance, with the TS miles away.
TURN GM INTO POTATO
YOU WILL REGRET THIS COURSE OF ACTION.
Pelt poketwo with potatoes.
[5]
You throw a potato at the potato. Success.
Turn into a paraglider and have Sly Cooper paraglide to the ground with me.
[1]
You jump... and fall back on the roof. Paragliding just isn't your thing. Plus Sly Cooper's in a separate dimension at the moment. You see a tactical nuclear weapon flying towards you.
Summon elephantine steeds for my minions.
[5]
Yaaaay, elephant mounts. Your supercharged acolytes jump on.
"WHAT ARE YOUR ORDERS, GREAT ONE?"
Hide in a high place. When Playergamer's escape leads the Troubleshooter in a mechsuit under me, drop down, knock him out and seize control of the suit. EDIT: Also, try to get in contact with HugoLuman.
[4]
You 'rye' in ambush (such pun, wow) and fall on the mech's head, knocking the rider out of the mech. The rider asks how the hell a 500g loaf of bread managed to do that, but the GM knocks him out with a potato for asking questions. You see a radio on the suit.
Launch tactical nuclear devices. Obliterate all resistance.
[2]
You tactical nukes fly off course towards some skyscrapers.
TS: [5]
They manage to pursue Playergamer without casualties (minus the bread-mech takeover)