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Author Topic: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition  (Read 256891 times)

poketwo

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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #225 on: February 14, 2014, 08:23:40 am »

Transform potatoes into radioactive potatoes 
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #226 on: February 14, 2014, 09:57:10 am »

Act like the troubleshooter hit, say I'm not a terrorist.
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A troll, most likely...But I hate not feeding the animals. Let the games begin.
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Remuthra

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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #227 on: February 14, 2014, 03:30:21 pm »

Magic missiles detected! Magic is a mutation! Unregistered mutants are traitors! Standby for immediate template wipe!

Incinerate the traitor and wipe his cloning template.

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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #228 on: February 14, 2014, 08:48:08 pm »


LEVEL UP!

[6] You level up. Then you spend all your points on Survival. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

WHAT? I WOULDN'T DO THAT. THAT'S NOT A VERY GENTLEMANLY THING TO DO.

OFFER TEA AS REWARD FOR FOLLOWING.

[4]

You offer tea to the populace. You attract the attention of 40 more minions. Yaaaay.

Carp. My avatar might not be the best for this.

Roll around, try to find an exoskeleton body for proper movement and object manipulation.

[5]

You see an exoskeleton across the road. However, there appears to be a robed guy there standing near 2 armed people.

And the robed guy is now yelling.

Carp. My avatar might not be the best for this.

Roll around, try to find an exoskeleton body for proper movement and object manipulation.
I sense a kindred soul! One who is, like I once was, unable to move effectively!

Find and assist!

[3]

You can't seem to distinguish between the other loaves of bread and the one with the ability to roll.

Use edltrich wizard powers to make all of EP's tea painfully kill anyone who drinks it.

[1]

You do the opposite (misplaced a decimal point, lol) and now it gives them powers. Now the dark-city-dwelling-tea-god-acolytes are powered up. That, and a limbless abomination has fused with some small-magic-child thing.

Appear outside of the safe.

C'mon RNG gods!

[6]

You warp out of the safe. You are now standing on top of a skyscraper.

Transform potatoes into radioactive potatoes 

[2]

That's kinda hard when you're a normalish guy in a fox suit. You'll have to bluff the universe or something. The GM continues pelting you with potatoes.

Act like the troubleshooter hit, say I'm not a terrorist.

Magic missiles detected! Magic is a mutation! Unregistered mutants are traitors! Standby for immediate template wipe!

Incinerate the traitor and wipe his cloning template.

[3] VS [1]

You don't really look innocent when there's a guy squirming on the ground. The computer incinerates another random troubleshooter. You guys are really having trouble aiming.

TS: [2]
They are too busy playing cards to notice the mess.
« Last Edit: February 14, 2014, 08:50:19 pm by smurfingtonthethird »
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #229 on: February 14, 2014, 08:49:43 pm »

Control the armor economy.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #230 on: February 14, 2014, 08:51:42 pm »

Crossover into HOMESTUCK, steal the black queen's ring and kill all of EP's prophets with the red miles.
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« Reply #231 on: February 14, 2014, 09:00:35 pm »

TURN GM INTO POTATO
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #232 on: February 14, 2014, 09:33:23 pm »

Escape, because I don't really want to kill Friend Computer.
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A troll, most likely...But I hate not feeding the animals. Let the games begin.
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smurfingtonthethird

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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #233 on: February 14, 2014, 10:02:58 pm »

TURN GM INTO POTATO

YOU WILL REGRET THIS COURSE OF ACTION.

Pelt poketwo with potatoes.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #234 on: February 14, 2014, 10:14:16 pm »

Turn into a paraglider and have Sly Cooper paraglide to the ground with me.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #235 on: February 14, 2014, 11:43:56 pm »

Summon elephantine steeds for my minions.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #236 on: February 15, 2014, 12:35:48 am »

Hide in a high place. When Playergamer's escape leads the Troubleshooter in a mechsuit under me, drop down, knock him out and seize control of the suit. EDIT: Also, try to get in contact with HugoLuman.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #237 on: February 15, 2014, 05:43:03 pm »

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« Reply #238 on: February 15, 2014, 09:00:57 pm »

Launch tactical nuclear devices. Obliterate all resistance.

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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #239 on: February 15, 2014, 09:39:16 pm »

Control the armor economy.

[5]

You sell your dead comrade's armour to some random. Armor economy controlled.

Crossover into HOMESTUCK, steal the black queen's ring and kill all of EP's prophets with the red miles.

[4]
Using your interdimensional spell book thing, you steal the ring, and put it in your sylladex. However, you only have one slot, and the spell book goes flying.

TURN GM INTO POTATO

[1]

You turn yourself into a potato in a fox suit.

Escape, because I don't really want to kill Friend Computer.

[5]

As Doctor Zoidberg would say: "WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP"

You make it to a safe distance, with the TS miles away.

TURN GM INTO POTATO

YOU WILL REGRET THIS COURSE OF ACTION.

Pelt poketwo with potatoes.

[5]

You throw a potato at the potato. Success.

Turn into a paraglider and have Sly Cooper paraglide to the ground with me.

[1]

You jump... and fall back on the roof. Paragliding just isn't your thing. Plus Sly Cooper's in a separate dimension at the moment. You see a tactical nuclear weapon flying towards you.

Summon elephantine steeds for my minions.

[5]

Yaaaay, elephant mounts. Your supercharged acolytes jump on.

"WHAT ARE YOUR ORDERS, GREAT ONE?"

Hide in a high place. When Playergamer's escape leads the Troubleshooter in a mechsuit under me, drop down, knock him out and seize control of the suit. EDIT: Also, try to get in contact with HugoLuman.

[4]

You 'rye' in ambush (such pun, wow) and fall on the mech's head, knocking the rider out of the mech. The rider asks how the hell a 500g loaf of bread managed to do that, but the GM knocks him out with a potato for asking questions. You see a radio on the suit.

Launch tactical nuclear devices. Obliterate all resistance.

[2]

You tactical nukes fly off course towards some skyscrapers.

TS: [5]

They manage to pursue Playergamer without casualties (minus the bread-mech takeover)
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