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[kj1225]

Lady Killer take the fore and attempts to seduce a nearby female. Preferably a policewoman.

I will seduce a person. Also I think this was a pretty good attempt for a first game. I remember my first game...
*Flashbacks*

And I will do this now!

[Playergamer]

"No one died?"

Go sit in the corner for a day to get HADOKEN back.

[4maskwolf]

Keep turtle slapping the Mage who sent me flying.

[WillowLuman]

(Eh, it always kind of puts me off when GM's change what the numbers mean in RTD. Normally, 2 is just failure with no side effects, 3 is partial success with negative side effects. Oh well)

Attatch to some other skeleton. There's bound to be one in this recently nuked area.

[Remuthra]

The asylum intercom buzzes to life.

Greetings, Citizens! This is your Friend Computer speaking. Please be informed that due to suspected Communist insurgency random incinerations may occur. Please do not be alarmed, and take care to die promptly if incinerated. Have a nice day!

Set things on fire!

You forgot me as well.

[smurfingtonthethird]

The asylum intercom buzzes to life.

Greetings, Citizens! This is your Friend Computer speaking. Please be informed that due to suspected Communist insurgency random incinerations may occur. Please do not be alarmed, and take care to die promptly if incinerated. Have a nice day!

Set things on fire!

You forgot me as well.

Ach! This quoting business is annoying!

[1]

You attempt to set people on fire. However, a nuclear explosion sends the fire flying back to your position.

You are now on fire.

(I'll do a mass update this afternoon for the new rolls, if there's any stragglers.)

[Remuthra]

Wow, all of me?
Building's not lasting long at all.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Yeah, I assumed you were burning things outside. You probably have a sprinkler system though.

[Remuthra]

Good.

Minor technical sabotage detected. Deploying counter-insurgence spraying receptacles. Do not be alarmed.

Activate sprinklers.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Using my new-found wizard powers, use it for dickery and annoy random civilians.

[Tiruin]

Minor tip for flameboy99: With the lack of any evident roll--don't go off killing your players for no apparent reason. It doesn't give a good impression as a response. Or differentiate OOC from IC.

Anywhoo, hoping y'all well here.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Flameboy's gone; I'm in charge now. I killed off Derm purely because he bailed on the game and felt it necessary to berate the OP, old and new.

[smurfingtonthethird]

TRY AGAIN

TELL XANTALOS A TERRIBLE SECRET

[1 vs 6]
Xantalos goes to tell everyone terrible secrets, but he is countermanded by Lord Slowpoke. They both whisper their deepest secrets to each other, that which would kill a mortal man.

You both subsequently sever your telepathic abilites, and assume optimum fetal position.

IN.

Trample LordSlowPoke while I offer [him/her] tea.

The points will be mine.

[3]
You charge towards Slowpoke, with a cup of tea in hand, only to drop it.

It would not be dapper to trample him to death without offering him tea. You take your portable kettle and tea set out and start making some more.

Lady Killer take the fore and attempts to seduce a nearby female. Preferably a policewoman.

I will seduce a person. Also I think this was a pretty good attempt for a first game. I remember my first game...
*Flashbacks*

[4]

A police officer proceeds to pick you up, and your wily words pick her up.

You've unlocked police woman minion!

"No one died?"

Go sit in the corner for a day to get HADOKEN back.

[6]
You sit in a corner of a building, and fall asleep. Except you fell asleep in a government military facility. They aren't exactly pleased with the crater.

Keep turtle slapping the Mage who sent me flying.

[5]
You turtle slap the sleeping mage silly, only to see a bunch of human military charge towards you and the sleeping mage.

(Eh, it always kind of puts me off when GM's change what the numbers mean in RTD. Normally, 2 is just failure with no side effects, 3 is partial success with negative side effects. Oh well)

Attatch to some other skeleton. There's bound to be one in this recently nuked area.

[4]

You are now the proud owner of a skeleton body. You hop up and try it out. It works!

Good.

Minor technical sabotage detected. Deploying counter-insurgence spraying receptacles. Do not be alarmed.

Activate sprinklers.

[5]

You turn on your sprinklers, and put out the fire. Hooray!

Then you find you can't turn them off. The basement is flooded.

Using my new-found wizard powers, use it for dickery and annoy random civilians.

[2]

You run around like a berserk idiot. You are promptly arrested and thrown in the back of a police van.

[Elephant Parade]

Make legendary tea.

[kj1225]

Aw yeah. Go around looking for quests.