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[Xantalos]

Eh, you're gonna be fine.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Hooray! I declare this thread hijacked!

Also, its a minimalist RTD now. Waitlist is abolished.

[Dermonster]

*Un-notifies and leaves.*

I don't do minimalist.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Rats.

Eh, it was gonna be ridiculously silly even if I kept it normal.

[Xantalos]

Eh, if he didn't want to be here he wasn't gonna stay.

[LordSlowpoke]

SLAP DERM

[smurfingtonthethird]

Random chaos time. My rules stand as:

1 is complete failure with terrible side effects, 2 is bad failure with light side effects, 3 is just failure, 4 is just win, 5 is win with light side effects, 6 is complete win with terrible side effects.

Stupidity is smiled upon. Literally. I'll try to update at least once a day.

Look for the morgue, find the rest of my skeleton. A riot is no place for an easily kicked skull.

[3]
You look for your skeleton in the morgue. None for you.

((He and I are old buddies.))

Ooze into the minds of various people in the crowd and whisper terrible secrets of that which should not be known into their souls. Give them an irresistible compulsion to follow what the rituals tell them to do as I snake out of their minds and watch the chaos unfold.

[2]

You attempt to mind rape people. All you manage to do is give yourself a terrible headache. No idea how that works.

Tell the GM that he has too many players, a terrible turn layout, and a rather alarming lack of initial setting or plot.

[1]

You go to tell him but the GM laughs and thinks you're an idiot, saying: "If you want it done better, do it yourself."

"SON OF A B**TCH."

Do this.

[5] You hurt cloth eater, and disintegrate its hat. You also send everyone flying, including yourself. Smooth.

SLAP DERM

[4] You slap him firmly and he disintegrates.

Lord Slowpoke has slain Dermonster!

Scoreboard:

Lord Slowpoke: 1
Rest of you shmucks: 0

[Xantalos]

TRY AGAIN

[LordSlowpoke]

TELL XANTALOS A TERRIBLE SECRET

[smurfingtonthethird]

Also, if I wasn't clear, playergamer sent everyone flying across the... city? That means (unless you have eldritch telepathic powers) you'll need to find someone to start killing them again. I'll grant the two rolls above me for my silliness.

[Xantalos]

Also, if I wasn't clear, playergamer sent everyone flying across the... city? That means (unless you have eldritch telepathic powers) you'll need to find someone to start killing them again.

[Elephant Parade]

IN.

Trample LordSlowPoke while I offer [him/her] tea.

The points will be mine.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Should I start up a new thread so I have control or just keep using this one?

[kj1225]

Lady Killer take the fore and attempts to seduce a nearby female. Preferably a policewoman.

I will seduce a person. Also I think this was a pretty good attempt for a first game. I remember my first game...
*Flashbacks*

[smurfingtonthethird]

Lady Killer take the fore and attempts to seduce a nearby female. Preferably a guard.

Oops, forgot you. Sorry.

[2]

You attempt to seduce a guard. However, you are interrupted when you are sent flying by a massive explosion.