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[SpookyDoctor]

May I request a turn?

[CaptainMcClellan]

You may. Request accepted, you're added to the OP list.

[pastafriend]

Hmm, if the current overseer isn't able to play his turn, I'd be happy to play instead (if he doesnt't object, of course.)

[CaptainMcClellan]

Object or not, he had a week to claim as per the rules. So he'll have to wait if he wants to play.

[pastafriend]

1st of Granite,

I had hoped today would be easy. However, I arrived at my assigned fortress in the middle of a siege. I was able to quicly slip inside.
The military that is stationed at a bottleneck in the entrance seems to be a little undermanned. I hope this will go down well.


8th of Granite,

After a few days of being under siege, I sent the marksmen outside to take care of the invaders. They made quick work of dispatching all of the goblins. We didn't lose a single man.

Also, after examining the stocks, it seems that we have enough food. Actually, everything seems to be fine.
I'll see if I can improve the state of our militia, though.

Further inspections of nobles and commanders will follow as well. We can't have them be inefficient, of course.

EDIT:
25th of Felsite,

We were ambushed by goblins this week. Twice, actually. We managed to fend them off, but at a great loss. Kilrudkurel, AKA 'Shadowhammer' was the first to engage the goblins. After taking quite a few of them down, he was knocked unconscious and killed.

[itg]

Hehe, so everyone who took a turn is dead now, right? If we ever catch a necromancer, I want my corpse resurrected and used to start off a zombie pit for defense/executing undesirables. Everyone else is welcome to donate their bodies to, uhh, Science, as well.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Not quite: Shadowhammer is still alive and demonstrates a valuable principle: More badass name=Greater longevity.

Also, necromancer zombie pits sound fun.

[pastafriend]

23rd of Hematite,

The civilians and I seem to have run into a disagreement. They think it is perfectly acceptable to leave their wounded protectors outside to die. I disagree. We will have to find a solution for this.


7th of Malachite,

It seems the problem has been solved. Training of military continues, as does the building of military facilities.

[itg]

Not quite: Shadowhammer is still alive and demonstrates a valuable principle: More badass name=Greater longevity.

Also, necromancer zombie pits sound fun.

Sorry, but pastafriend's first update definitely says Shadowhammer got killed.

[CaptainMcClellan]

:O Wow. Poor Shadowhammer.

[SpookyDoctor]

RIP IN PEACE
SHADOWHAMMER

[CaptainMcClellan]

RIP IN PEACE
SHADOWHAMMER

+1

You were our fort's best warrior.

@pastafriend: Are the traps working ok?

[sangennaro]

RIP ShadowHammer! May your legendary fights be an example for all the dwarves to come.

Updates anyone?

[CaptainMcClellan]

Still waiting.

[ShadowHammer]

NOOOOOOOOO!!! Not Shadowhammer!

 

Ah well. 'twas a valiant death.