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[spazyak]

You could use you light lamps and put the light amp on the highest possible setting while looking around close to where you found the bug. If you're lucky, you'll see its glint.

Or get swarmed by more bugs.

Come on, they can't move through the void. The one you found was hidden in a piece of flesh that happened to survive. I'm sure nothing will go wrong. It's just looking around, what's the worst that could happen?

(Answer: right now your shuttle's windshield is covered with bugs slowly digging their way in as they seek new materials so that they can fulfill their objective. And the Sword is too far away.)

Think about Steve.  Could he have an ulterior motive?  What could that be?

Steve is basically made of ulterior motives, and seeing as he already seems to be in control of lots of important things back in the UWM he shouldn't be, coupled with the "universe is literally ending" thing, the whole ARM is probbably a helluva lot more complex than "Overthrow the government!"

universe is ending? welp I know what I want to do

Make a restaurant with a good view and make money out of time travelers?

welll duhhh heck wasn't that one of the reasons professor farnsworth messed with the time machine was to see the end of the universe

[Yoink]

(The Infinite Heavens)

They're overjoyed. Uh oh.
Dinner has finally arrived after years of the Wall o' Bones luring their victims away.

[Empiricist]

Oh god, it's the waitlist! Piecewise made an entire village of NPC waitlisters!

[NJW2000]

Oh god, it's the waitlist! Piecewise made an entire village of NPC waitlisters!

Hmmm?

[Comrade P.]

That... isn't so. Waitlisters are just hanging around that place. Not all of them. And they are not guaranteed to join the party.

[Yoink]

Oh god, it's the waitlist! Piecewise made an entire village of NPC waitlisters!

Hahaha, that'd be awesome. They'd be hurriedly counting the people in the car and rejoicing to see one missing.

[Radio Controlled]

Or they descent upon the car and slay its current owners, to claim the title of PC for themselves.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Or they descent upon the car and slay its current owners, to claim the title of PC for themselves.

Imagine a game like that, all the enemy NPCs are actually PCs, who are attempting to complete a basic fetch quest, while other low level characters descend upon then like locusts.

[spazyak]

Or they descent upon the car and slay its current owners, to claim the title of PC for themselves.

Imagine a game like that, all the enemy NPCs are actually PCs, who are attempting to complete a basic fetch quest, while other low level characters descend upon then like locusts.

How would that work out, two forum pages and just alter how things are described.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Or they descent upon the car and slay its current owners, to claim the title of PC for themselves.

Imagine a game like that, all the enemy NPCs are actually PCs, who are attempting to complete a basic fetch quest, while other low level characters descend upon then like locusts.

How would that work out, two forum pages and just alter how things are described.

Wow I did not say that correctly.
What I meant it to mean was some sorta king of the hill style game, everyone trying to kill one PC to take their place while the group of 'true' PC's try to complete some kinda fetch quest.

[Nikitian]

It's Saturday, and there's no lively chatter on IRC, no music in ER's plug, nor even any movies streamed by Piecewise! The whole ERville feels a bit... deserted. What happened? I have been looking forward for almost whole week towards weekend ER craziness! Please don't tell me we've lost the spirit of it.

[spazyak]

It's Saturday, and there's no lively chatter on IRC, no music in ER's plug, nor even any movies streamed by Piecewise! The whole ERville feels a bit... deserted. What happened? I have been looking forward for almost whole week towards weekend ER craziness! Please don't tell me we've lost the spirit of it.

No we are just planning for the sunday er bash of death. I think  I'm going to build a monkey death pit in the lunch room. In the pit monkeys will fight with knives and we will bet on which will win.
Why? Cuase fuuUUUUUuuuuuuckk you.

[IronyOwl]

I think  I'm going to build a monkey death pit in the lunch room. In the pit monkeys will fight with knives and we will bet on which will win.

They prefer the term "recruits."

[spazyak]

I think  I'm going to build a monkey death pit in the lunch room. In the pit monkeys will fight with knives and we will bet on which will win.

They prefer the term "recruits."

well I was also going to use some drunk real monkeys and some sods

[Nikitian]

I think  I'm going to build a monkey death pit in the lunch room. In the pit monkeys will fight with knives and we will bet on which will win.

They prefer the term "recruits."

Yeah, kind of silly of them. Everyone knows the real term is "bodies"!

Also, pitfighting. M-mmm. It's been a lot of time since the last melee tournament. We should try it again sometime.