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[TCM]

I know, I'm just making a joke to see how badly people would lose their shit over it.

Evidently no one has so far, so I guess that's good.

I got that, but it's pretty dangerous pulling that shit nowadays with Toady looming over this thread. I've had to hold myself from saying stuff because I don't want it to end up with someone getting locked out. :X

[Unholy_Pariah]

Wait you mean we arent going to go kill lots of people and steal all their stuff because we dont like the fact that they like something that we dont?

Im sad now.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Eh, I guess you're right TCM. :|

[Yoink]

Wait you mean we arent going to go kill lots of people and steal all their stuff because we dont like the fact that they like something that we dont?

Im sad now.

Don't worry, of course we are!
It's just that instead of "creepy bright-coloured mutant ponies" the thing they like is called "stable-yet-ruthless all-powerful government"!

[Unholy_Pariah]

Wait you mean we arent going to go kill lots of people and steal all their stuff because we dont like the fact that they like something that we dont?

Im sad now.

Don't worry, of course we are!
It's just that instead of "creepy bright-coloured mutant ponies" the thing they like is called "stable-yet-ruthless all-powerful government"!

Yeah but government property is all mass produced garbarge, i waana take something with immense sentimental and monetary value then bastardise it and use it to kill the previous owners friends.

[syvarris]

Yeah but government property is all mass produced garbarge, i waana take something with immense sentimental and monetary value then bastardise it and use it to kill the previous owners friends.

It might be mass-produced garbage, but until Hephaestus really gets going, it's way better than our mass-produced garbage.  Also it's free- yain't never getting our stuff free.

_{...Ponies have immense sentimental and monetary value to you?}

[Beirus]

Wait you mean we arent going to go kill lots of people and steal all their stuff because we dont like the fact that they like something that we dont?

Im sad now.

Don't worry, of course we are!
It's just that instead of "creepy bright-coloured mutant ponies" the thing they like is called "stable-yet-ruthless all-powerful government"!

Yeah but government property is all mass produced garbarge, i waana take something with immense sentimental and monetary value then bastardise it and use it to kill the previous owners friends.

You could go take over the UWM TV/HoloTV stations and ruin their shows.

[Toaster]

We actually do know how large they are, because Lars has one right now.  They're the size of a fat suitcase.

Maybe Lars can get it mounted into the theoretical battle suit he's maybe possibly going to get someday.

[renegadelobster]

What would we replace their shows with? Funny death and destruction? I think they already have that covered. But then again, ours would be funnier 'cause we don't (usually) try to cause widespread death and destruction, it just sorta...happens.

Edit: Actually, thought. We could just have a show called "Medics of the HMRC ARM". We would get all the viewers forever. Please don't let me die because I'm making fun of all the medics, it's a joke I swear.

[kisame12794]

So, slapstick?

[kj1225]

What would we replace their shows with? Funny death and destruction? I think they already have that covered. But then again, ours would be funnier 'cause we don't (usually) try to cause widespread death and destruction, it just sorta...happens.

Easy, we tear them down from the inside by having people teach the great will of Steve.

Also, everyone gets their own channel to run for varieties sake.

[Beirus]

What would we replace their shows with? Funny death and destruction? I think they already have that covered. But then again, ours would be funnier 'cause we don't (usually) try to cause widespread death and destruction, it just sorta...happens.

Edit: Actually, thought. We could just have a show called "Medics of the HMRC ARM". We would get all the viewers forever. Please don't let me die because I'm making fun of all the medics, it's a joke I swear.

We could give Lars his own evangelical show. If nothing else, maybe we could genetically engineer a hypnotoad and put it on all the channels with ARM propaganda playing in the background.

[GreatWyrmGold]

And also let's be real for a minute. No matter how popular (or over-rated, depending on your opinion) MLP is, it is NOT going to last several thousand years. Nothing does, and that's a good thing.

I dunno, the Torah's had a pretty dedicated fanbase for millennia, despite fanboys being persecuted for a while. Even genocided by people who cared more about people liking the books they liked, a few times. People were really dedicated to the works they liked at that time.

If nothing else, maybe we could genetically engineer a hypnotoad and put it on all the channels with ARM propaganda playing in the background.

Hypnotoad? Don't be silly. Now, [research failed] I don't actually care about this joke anymore.

[NAV]

So GWG is saying that the only way the MLP fandon could survive is if there is a religion based on it?
That's terrifying.

[SeriousConcentrate]

I'm not going to extensively argue with you GWG, if only so you don't get muted/banned over nothing, but really? Comparing a kid's show to scriptures? That's just silly.