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[smurfingtonthethird]

I managed to turn myself from a psychopathic pyromaniac into a vomiting idiot. Yay character growth!

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Hrmmmm. I wonder."

See if I can grab an end of the rope using my amp, and send it up to Lyra.

!!!!!
Catch the tail rope! getitgetitgeit.

Aw...someone should make a video of this.

I managed to turn myself from a psychopathic pyromaniac into a vomiting idiot. Yay character growth!

Um, good for you?

[Parisbre56]

Exit the vr. Join Flint as the makeshift shooting range. Type in 1337 then pull he trigger of my number gun.

Another amusing spelling mistake I just noticed. Prepare to be used for target practice!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Exit the vr. Join Flint as the makeshift shooting range. Type in 1337 then pull he trigger of my number gun.

Another amusing spelling mistake I just noticed. Prepare to be used for target practice!

Oh dear. How hilarious.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Hey, it works in XCOM. Anastasiya "Socks" Smirnova, may she rest in peace, can prove it.

This (the above) is my 50,000th post on Bay12. Odd. I would have expected it to be something...else.

[Lenglon]

Hey, it works in XCOM. Anastasiya "Socks" Smirnova, may she rest in peace, can prove it.

This (the above) is my 50,000th post on Bay12. Odd. I would have expected it to be something...else.

((Speaking of which, did you know that if I bring up your profile and tell it to show your posts, I get 504'd 4/5 of the time because it takes too long?))

[GreatWyrmGold]

Hey, it works in XCOM. Anastasiya "Socks" Smirnova, may she rest in peace, can prove it.

This (the above) is my 50,000th post on Bay12. Odd. I would have expected it to be something...else.

((Speaking of which, did you know that if I bring up your profile and tell it to show your posts, I get 504'd 4/5 of the time because it takes too long?))

((Whoo!
I did not know that. Weird trivia.))

[Dorsidwarf]

//recieving encrypted file//

Nice. How'd you do it?

Ms Paint, my OTP.


Speaking of which, actually, I had an affair with another program.

[GreatWyrmGold]

(Gonna put this up quickly. If anyone still wants to change stuff, fine, but you'll have to arrange it with PW yourself.

If only I had an idea of how to exploit this.

[Xantalos]

Er.
I'm have to go to sleep in a few minutes, but I've made a few alterations to my character sheet to make it more comprehensible and such. Could someone put it on the wiki for me if I find the crappy backstory I wrote up for him that I've entirely forgotten and put it in this post?

If anyone accepts, the sheet's here - the underlined bits are personal notes and the bold bit is just to distinguish it from the rest if my shapeshifting fucks up horribly somehow.

Spoiler: Xan (click to show/hide)

Description: Shapeshifter, currently a dragon weighing several tons; brain is in chest with multiple layers of shock-absorbing organic gel and super tough bone-chitin-impact resistant organic armor around it, tail is long enough to reach around to the front, with a three-pronged pincer on the end of it.
Stats:
STR: 0 (-1)
DEX: 0 (-1)
END: 10 (2/3)
CHA: 0 (-1) (-1)
INT: 0 (-1)
WILL: 20 (+1) (1/3)

Skills:
Intuition: 3 (+1)
Handiwork: 0 (-1)
Con: 0 (-1)
Uncon: 0 (-1)
Exotic: 8 (+1) (2/3)
Auxiliary: 0 (-1)
Med Tech: 0 (-1) 
Speech: 0 (-1)(-1)

Profession: Transhuman

Inventory:
4 token – Morul owes 1
Microwave amp
Mk II  - get this sold/modified to fit current form

I'm going to make like Knight Otu and start including this thing in every IC post, I think.

Nevermind, I did it.
It's horrible but I did it.

[NAV]

((These are team layouts. If you wanna switch, find someone to switch with, work it out among yourselves and tell PW. Team nicknames chosen at 'random'. Sure, one could go for more conventional or cooler animals, but where's the fun in that?))

@ PW: these are my final teams for planet defense. Confirm?

Spoiler: Team layouts (click to show/hide)

Underlined: team leaders, I just picked whoever if it wasn't obvious who it ought to be, you can change this if there's consensus within that team. I don't expect a team leader to be any good at his job, roleplaying intense incompetence could be very !fun! after all, but I do hope team leaders to be semi-active at least.

Defense:
General objective: defend key areas from attack

Team A 'Ostrich': defend command post
-Simus
-Leo
-Charles
+ 1  Light Infantry Sod Squad

Team B 'Platypus': defend shipyard, artillery emplacements and the laser battery inside the valley/base (will be positioned sufficiently close to each other)
-Pancaek
-Jack   
-Stacy 
-Steve
+ 1 Steve bot/mission 7 bot


Assault
General objective: meet enemy head-on, do brunt of the fighting, prevent them from gaining foothold

Team C 'Anglerfish':
-Miyamoto
-Skylar
-Grate
+ 1  Light Infantry Sod Squad

Team D 'Marabou':
-Lars
-Felix
-Dubley
-Maurice
+ 1  Light Infantry Sod Squad

Team E 'Aye-aye':
-Gorat
-Thaddeus
-Teal
-Denzel
+ 1  Light Infantry Sod Squad

Team F 'Blobfish':
-Morul
-Xan
-Auron
-Lerman 
+ 1  Light Infantry Sod Squad
       

Reserve
General objective: Stay ready to respond to emergencies, exploit opportunities if possible

Team G 'Cassowary':
-Milno
-Anton
-Lyra
-Flint
-Feyri
-Jim
+ Steve bot/mission 7 bot
+ 2 Sod Sniper Squad    not really assigned to team G, but I put them here for convenience. These will provide back-up where needed.

Put Milno as team leader since Cael seems to be more active than SC. If neither of you wanna do it, there are plenty people in here who could.


Boarding
Board enemy ships, capture them intact once main battle is over
Note; will be divided into smaller teams once time comes depending on survivors

Team H 'Lemming':
-Xan -Felix -Pancaek -Jack -Lars -Auron -Grate -Dubley -Morul -Lyra -Thaddeus -Marceus -Leo -Skylar -Denzel -Flint -Maurice -Milno

Map coming at a later date, presumably.

The teams seem to be missing quite a few active people. May, Thomas, Mesk, Bishop, Jobasio, STEPHEN, a lot of new recruits.

Also, poor Lerman. I'd be careful because Morul will shoot you, Auron will steal all your stuff, and then Xan will consume your corpse.

[Xantalos]

I hope Morul survives, because if he doesn't then I won't have anyone to go Stannis Baratheon on for my token.

[kisame12794]

Hey now. Something was CLEARLY wrong with Grate, and the only reason I shot Mesk's shuttle (Sorry mate.) was because the crystal would have, and I saved their lives. So I'll only shoot you to save your life.

[smurfingtonthethird]

God freaking damn it, I'm the butt monkey again.

I also just realized I'm assaulting enemy positions with a cutting laser. I'm screwed.

[Xantalos]

Wait crap.
Anyone know how to attach pages to pages on the wiki? I made the character sheet but forgot to link it to the character sheet thing.