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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO  (Read 2534761 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« Reply #18600 on: June 23, 2015, 07:49:48 am »

Q&A conference for the new project! Gotta love the public attention! :P

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((Edit: @Devastator Sorry if anything of the above came as insulting, I never had that in mind. I just wanted to point out some possible weak links in those ultra-bleak conjectures of yours. ))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« Reply #18601 on: June 23, 2015, 09:08:04 am »

Are we going to start kidnapping homeless people and orphans with our flying saucers?

Why bother when you can just breed prisoners you already have like cattle?  Just a couple hundred, plus samples from the long term staffers, should be enough for viable genetic diversity to run a breeding effort.  Plus, if you need more diversity, just ask each male PC to make a "donation."  "Steve, you want me to do what in the cup before the next Heph shipment?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« Reply #18602 on: June 23, 2015, 09:11:01 am »

Are we going to start kidnapping homeless people and orphans with our flying saucers?

Why bother when you can just breed prisoners you already have like cattle?  Just a couple hundred, plus samples from the long term staffers, should be enough for viable genetic diversity to run a breeding effort.  Plus, if you need more diversity, just ask each male PC to make a "donation."  "Steve, you want me to do what in the cup before the next Heph shipment?"
I support the prisoner breeding, as a prisoner of course.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« Reply #18603 on: June 23, 2015, 09:33:05 am »

Ah, come on, but probing and dissecting clueless people is half the fun.
Paint our suits green and give them giant eyes and we can start an urban legend.
Plus, nobody is going to believe those abducted, so we'll be somewhat safe from prosecution.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« Reply #18604 on: June 23, 2015, 10:15:52 am »

There's the troubling fact, however, that stasis, if I recall correctly, has made the people on interstellar voyages sterile. That, and increased the risk of malignant tumors, was it?
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« Reply #18605 on: June 23, 2015, 10:23:03 am »

There's the troubling fact, however, that stasis, if I recall correctly, has made the people on interstellar voyages sterile. That, and increased the risk of malignant tumors, was it?
wait. That means no need for protection WOOOOH!
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« Reply #18606 on: June 23, 2015, 10:24:37 am »

You can still get space herpes though
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« Reply #18607 on: June 23, 2015, 10:35:50 am »

((Edit: @Devastator Sorry if anything of the above came as insulting, I never had that in mind. I just wanted to point out some possible weak links in those ultra-bleak conjectures of yours. ))

You don't need to apologize, Nik.  Your plan does sould like the plan of quite a few of the evildoers in giant robot anime, for instance..
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« Reply #18608 on: June 23, 2015, 12:11:19 pm »

There's the troubling fact, however, that stasis, if I recall correctly, has made the people on interstellar voyages sterile. That, and increased the risk of malignant tumors, was it?

Surely at least a few people are still fertile.  It can't be 100% chance from the first go, since other worlds have been colonized.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« Reply #18609 on: June 23, 2015, 12:44:33 pm »

There's the troubling fact, however, that stasis, if I recall correctly, has made the people on interstellar voyages sterile. That, and increased the risk of malignant tumors, was it?

Surely at least a few people are still fertile.  It can't be 100% chance from the first go, since other worlds have been colonized.
...by ships that weren't using the cheapest form of stasis availiable for ~300 years or more with no regard for the well being of the passengers because "fuck it, we have reserves".

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« Reply #18610 on: June 23, 2015, 12:59:25 pm »

There's the troubling fact, however, that stasis, if I recall correctly, has made the people on interstellar voyages sterile. That, and increased the risk of malignant tumors, was it?

Surely at least a few people are still fertile.  It can't be 100% chance from the first go, since other worlds have been colonized.
...by ships that weren't using the cheapest form of stasis availiable for ~300 years or more with no regard for the well being of the passengers because "fuck it, we have reserves".
don't forget the "and these are incredibly expendable animated meat chunks" bit for the prisoners, too.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« Reply #18611 on: June 23, 2015, 01:29:17 pm »

We can regrow entire human bodies, raise the dead, and modify our soldiers' genes to grant them any number of physical advantages. Do you really think we can't make a woman fertile again?
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« Reply #18612 on: June 23, 2015, 01:30:54 pm »

We can regrow entire human bodies, raise the dead, and modify our soldiers' genes to grant them any number of physical advantages. Do you really think we can't make a woman fertile again?
Yah. After all of this, how come we can't forcibly incert dna and  life back into the little swimmers
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« Reply #18613 on: June 23, 2015, 02:08:28 pm »

Also. I can't seem to switch my char sheet to the new one that is less minmaxy and less shit. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UAbkp5RDL0nbZZfuOXFm53u4uFjJ3aOh0e-5T0938Kk/edit?usp=sharing

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« Reply #18614 on: June 23, 2015, 02:14:05 pm »

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