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[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Teach him to pretend to have been in Vietnam.

He's too young for that.  He'd need to have gained time travel from one of the gods and/or stole the Doctor's TARDIS or the Back to the Future Delorean.

[Fniff]

Hence the pretend part.

[Kadzar]

Teach him to pretend to have been in Vietnam.

He's too young for that.  He'd need to have gained time travel from one of the gods and/or stole the Doctor's TARDIS or the Back to the Future Delorean.

Make Grate build a TARDIS.

[Empiricist]

The flesh is weak. Replace it all with pure economics.

[Corsair]

Train Grate to be the younger version of Old Man Henderson

(He's got the god-killing part down, but there's other aspects that need to be built up as well.)

+1. Give him some Irish Potato Whiskey.

+1 Teach him to pretend to have been in Vietnam.

+1 Actually stage a god to kidnap his lawn gnomes.

+1

[piecewise]

Well lets fucking see what one of those is.

Let me just type that in and...wow thats a lot of text and it is...4:30 in the morning.  Welcome to a new Lets Skim with piecewise. AHhhhhhhyeah, thats a guy. He did stuff. Shotgun. Irish accent. Shooting a shoggoth. I don't think that would work but whatever. I don't know.  I'm gonna throw a dice at it and see what happens.

Hunnngahhh


[1]


Seems my dice hit your child in the eye and now he lost is depth perception and is walking into things like a tin soldier in a hallway filled with rakes.

Hehehe

Oh, looks like a thing did happen though.

Luckily it's not a big thing yet. Probably not. Nah. Probably not. Not like the other thing thats also coming up. Hehe. Better hope grate stops failing. Heeee. This game is strange.

[BFEL]

He is obviously doing a Hitler. -1

((Wow, I dunno how I missed that
I guess I just didn't picture Hitler as being in jail. Huh.))

Well lets fucking see what one of those is.

Let me just type that in and...wow thats a lot of text and it is...4:30 in the morning.  Welcome to a new Lets Skim with piecewise. AHhhhhhhyeah, thats a guy. He did stuff. Shotgun. Irish accent. Shooting a shoggoth. I don't think that would work but whatever. I don't know.  I'm gonna throw a dice at it and see what happens.

O.O Piecewise doesn't know the story of Old Man Henderson?@?!?!?$#*?
Yeah, its awesome so you should probably read the whole thing when you get some time.

[Lenglon]

Well, that's not ominous at all.
Go see a movie with Grate. Buy popcorn. Be quiet while the movie is playing. Stay for the credits. throw out your trash afterwards. Finally, explain the economics of how movie theaters make money and why they want people to buy concessions. As well as why the concessions are priced so high.

Next, take Grate to a church service, sit in the back, be quiet during the service. finally, explain to him where churches get their income, how they interact with taxes in comparison to other organizations, and what people are actually paying them for and why.

Next, a theme park, go on rides, watch people embarrass themselves, try strange deserts. and once again, end it all with a detailed economics explanation, why people pay so much to get to stand in line, why the food is extra expensive, why some things are labeled as the parks and others seem to be other businesses, and how the employees of the two interact. why theme parks have to worry so much about having a well-designed parking lot, and the hidden costs to getting and maintaining one. etc etc etc.

Next, natural parks, and the costs to maintining and protecting wildlife, undeveloped land, as well as developing on rough terrain with minimal changes to the landscape.

Next, sports arenas and sports games.

Next, Theatre and music halls.

Next...

Next...

N...

...

...

...zzz

[WhitiusOpus]

Wat? So it's okay to make Grate the God-Emperor to whom 1000's of people are sacrificed daily, but Hitler is crossing a boundary?


Have Grate make a monotheistic religion with him as the prophet. Convince millions to follow His teachings, and then lead them to invade China and jump start WWIII so that Grate can rule the world easier.

[HmH]

Send Grate to the university. The Unseen Univeristy.

I stand by my previous suggestion. We need to grind his Schooliouses to make up for his permanently crippled Businessness. Besides, throwing him into the same castle with power-hungry, poison-happy, catastrophe-causing wizards seems like a good survival training.

[Parisbre56]

Well, that's not ominous at all.
Go see a movie with Grate. Buy popcorn. Be quiet while the movie is playing. Stay for the credits. throw out your trash afterwards. Finally, explain the economics of how movie theaters make money and why they want people to buy concessions. As well as why the concessions are priced so high.

Next, take Grate to a church service, sit in the back, be quiet during the service. finally, explain to him where churches get their income, how they interact with taxes in comparison to other organizations, and what people are actually paying them for and why.

Next, a theme park, go on rides, watch people embarrass themselves, try strange deserts. and once again, end it all with a detailed economics explanation, why people pay so much to get to stand in line, why the food is extra expensive, why some things are labeled as the parks and others seem to be other businesses, and how the employees of the two interact. why theme parks have to worry so much about having a well-designed parking lot, and the hidden costs to getting and maintaining one. etc etc etc.

Next, natural parks, and the costs to maintining and protecting wildlife, undeveloped land, as well as developing on rough terrain with minimal changes to the landscape.

Next, sports arenas and sports games.

Next, Theatre and music halls.

Next...

Next...

N...

...

...

...zzz

+1. Like I said, we need to spend some quality time together.

[Kadzar]

Send Grate to the university. The Unseen Univeristy.

I stand by my previous suggestion. We need to grind his Schooliouses to make up for his permanently crippled Businessness. Besides, throwing him into the same castle with power-hungry, poison-happy, catastrophe-causing wizards seems like a good survival training.

+1

or my previous suggestion:

Make Grate build a TARDIS.

[superBlast]

Wat? So it's okay to make Grate the God-Emperor to whom 1000's of people are sacrificed daily, but Hitler is crossing a boundary?


Have Grate make a monotheistic religion with him as the prophet. Convince millions to follow His teachings, and then lead them to invade China and jump start WWIII so that Grate can rule the world easier.

I'm all for making a religon with Grate at the center of it!
+1

[The Froggy Ninja]

Send Grate to the university. The Unseen Univeristy.

I stand by my previous suggestion. We need to grind his Schooliouses to make up for his permanently crippled Businessness. Besides, throwing him into the same castle with power-hungry, poison-happy, catastrophe-causing wizards seems like a good survival training.

+1

or my previous suggestion:

Make Grate build a TARDIS.

+1

[Kadzar]

Is that a +1 to the Unseen University or +1 to the TARDIS?