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Author Topic: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Not grading on a curve.  (Read 134041 times)

Remuthra

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #855 on: February 11, 2014, 04:51:57 pm »
Quote from: piecewise on January 19, 2014, 06:18:16 pm
Schooliouses: The stat controlling how well your child does on standardized testing, scores on report cards and other school activities. Making her do summer school, memorize    12000 digits of pi, and write an essay on the cultural implications of the overuse of the word “Ichor” raise this. 
And drinking the blood of gods and starting cults of personality, apparently.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #856 on: February 11, 2014, 05:23:19 pm »
Well, drinking the blood of gods is part of the research for that essay about ichor, right? At least, the original definition of ichor.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #857 on: February 11, 2014, 10:48:53 pm »
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PTW.
You psychopaths, he's sane and normal compared to us! What are you doing wrong?!

Hire a dancing bear to juggle Grate and a pair of laptops until he makes us Five Billion through internet business.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #858 on: February 12, 2014, 07:38:44 am »
Send Grate to the university. The Unseen Univeristy.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #859 on: February 12, 2014, 09:25:41 am »
Nobody like my idea of starting a widespread religion censored around our little hell er... Divine? Idk.... our Divine-Hell Spawn! Let's go with that.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #860 on: February 12, 2014, 01:13:26 pm »
Quote from: Corsair on February 11, 2014, 03:45:16 pm
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on February 11, 2014, 02:37:01 pm
Quote from: Empiricist on February 11, 2014, 01:55:38 pm
Quote from: WhitiusOpus on February 11, 2014, 11:56:11 am
Quote from: BFEL on February 11, 2014, 11:44:00 am
Tell Grate not to come home until he has invented FTL travel and taken his new army to victory in the conquest of an alien world.

Also, train his army of minions into a dominant force of genetically mutated beings that are super-enhanced soldiers, and name them the "Thunderhawks". Select twenty of them to be Grate's best soldiers and demi-gods, and have them lead the army of Grate the God-Emperor.
Genetically mutate them with the power of the Dark Gods of Business. The demigods shall be the ones best versed in business theory and economics.
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You're about halfway through telling him what to do when the Games Workshop copyright enforcement troops jump through your window and pin you against the wall with a water cannon.

"HE'S THE DEITY-MONARCH OF HUMANITY! I AM WITHIN MY RIGHTS FOR HUURRGGGBBBBABABHHHAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA AND YOU CAN TAKE YOUR OVERPRICED MINIATURES AND SHOVE THEM RIGHT HFFFFFFFGALLLLRAHHHHHH BLOODBOWL'S RULES WERE WRITTEN BY A SENTIENT COPY OF MICROSOFT EXCEL WITH A VISIBLE HATE BONER FOR MANKIND AND HURRRRRRRRRRRGFFFFAAAAAA THE SQUATS ARE REAL! YOU CAN'T HIDE THEIR EXISTENCE FOREVER! THE SQUATS ARE REAL! THE SQU-HFFFFGRFFFFAAAHHHHHHHHHH."

THREE ACTIVITIES LEFT

HHHHHFFFFFGURRGLE!
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #861 on: February 12, 2014, 03:44:47 pm »
Kill everyone who works for games workshop then take over the planet.
Its a service to mankind!
« Last Edit: February 12, 2014, 03:58:34 pm by smurfingtonthethird »
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #862 on: February 12, 2014, 05:57:07 pm »
Find the seven Dragon Balls and wish for Grate to be immortal.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #863 on: February 12, 2014, 06:05:08 pm »
Hmm. Somehow I don't think Warhammah is workin' out...


Have Grate try to create a revolutionary government/movement in our economically floundering US, where he then gets arrested and thrown on jail. Have him write a book about it where he blames the Mexicans because they took all our jobs and undermined our work ethics. Have him call it 'My Story'.

Bonus points if the book is in German.


((Stage one is set...))
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #864 on: February 12, 2014, 08:15:39 pm »
Quote from: WhitiusOpus on February 12, 2014, 06:05:08 pm
Hmm. Somehow I don't think Warhammah is workin' out...


Have Grate try to create a revolutionary government/movement in our economically floundering US, where he then gets arrested and thrown on jail. Have him write a book about it where he blames the Mexicans because they took all our jobs and undermined our work ethics. Have him call it 'My Story'.

Bonus points if the book is in German.


((Stage one is set...))
This is a reference to something. It has to be.
Fuck if I know what though -1!
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #865 on: February 12, 2014, 08:29:52 pm »
Train Grate to be the younger version of Old Man Henderson

(He's got the god-killing part down, but there's other aspects that need to be built up as well.)
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #866 on: February 12, 2014, 08:37:15 pm »
Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 12, 2014, 08:29:52 pm
Train Grate to be the younger version of Old Man Henderson

(He's got the god-killing part down, but there's other aspects that need to be built up as well.)
+1. Give him some Irish Potato Whiskey.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #867 on: February 12, 2014, 08:41:23 pm »
Quote from: BFEL on February 12, 2014, 08:15:39 pm
Quote from: WhitiusOpus on February 12, 2014, 06:05:08 pm
Hmm. Somehow I don't think Warhammah is workin' out...


Have Grate try to create a revolutionary government/movement in our economically floundering US, where he then gets arrested and thrown on jail. Have him write a book about it where he blames the Mexicans because they took all our jobs and undermined our work ethics. Have him call it 'My Story'.

Bonus points if the book is in German.


((Stage one is set...))
This is a reference to something. It has to be.
Fuck if I know what though -1!
He is obviously doing a Hitler. -1
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #868 on: February 12, 2014, 08:42:24 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on February 12, 2014, 08:37:15 pm
Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 12, 2014, 08:29:52 pm
Train Grate to be the younger version of Old Man Henderson

(He's got the god-killing part down, but there's other aspects that need to be built up as well.)
+1. Give him some Irish Potato Whiskey.
+1 Teach him to pretend to have been in Vietnam.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #869 on: February 12, 2014, 09:08:45 pm »
Quote from: Fniff on February 12, 2014, 08:42:24 pm
Quote from: Remuthra on February 12, 2014, 08:37:15 pm
Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 12, 2014, 08:29:52 pm
Train Grate to be the younger version of Old Man Henderson

(He's got the god-killing part down, but there's other aspects that need to be built up as well.)
+1. Give him some Irish Potato Whiskey.
+1 Teach him to pretend to have been in Vietnam.
+1 Actually stage a god to kidnap his lawn gnomes.
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