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[Empiricist]

Any establishment of such an organization would designate its founder as a major figure. All major figures are now Grate. If they exist, they probably won't attack their own founder.

[smurfingtonthethird]

ring ring
"Hello, is this the police?"
"Yes ma'am, what's the problem?"
"This demonic child is going around the place smashing buildings, killing gods, messing with the time-space continuum..."
"Sorry miss, but I think you've mistaken me for someone who gives a flying fuck."

[smurfingtonthethird]

TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE

We must have a few million Grates on earth now, right? Thats easily enough to take over the universe.

[Parisbre56]

Any establishment of such an organization would designate its founder as a major figure. All major figures are now Grate. If they exist, they probably won't attack their own founder.

I like the way every time travel mess up can be resolved with circular reasoning.

[Fniff]

ring ring
"Hello, is this the police?"
"Yes ma'am, what's the problem?"
"This demonic child is going around the place smashing buildings, killing gods, messing with the time-space continuum..."
"Sorry miss, but I think you've mistaken me for someone who gives a flying fuck."

"Jesus, what do the cops even do, then?"
"We fire guns into the air and self-congratulate ourselves for firing so accurately."

[Kadzar]

TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE

We must have a few million Grates on earth now, right? Thats easily enough to take over the universe.

Well, most of the Grates have died sometime in the past, and they're only major historical figures, so there are probably only a few thousand of them alive at most. And even if we gathered them up or whatever, they all have different ideologies and goals and some of them have such strong egos that I don't see how leading an army of them would be any easier than just building up an army of ordinary people.

As I see it, we need to be better than all the other Grates, which shouldn't be that hard since they stopped receiving crazy training from our dad when they were seven years old. So I say,

Let's have Grate undergo Spetsnaz training.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

use the powers of all the remaining gods to form a new universe, entirely under grates control

[Yourmaster]

Make Grate hunt down his traitorous mother and bring her on a spike

[Kadzar]

Make Grate hunt down his traitorous mother and bring her on a spike

I bet she hangs out with Johnny Quest and the Venture Brother's moms.

[smurfingtonthethird]

WAIT ONE FUCKING MOMENT
CONSIDERING DAD THE WHITE MADE GRATE
THAT MAKES HIM IMPORTANT
SO DAD THE WHITE IS ACTUALLY GRATE!

WHAT A TWIST!

[The Froggy Ninja]

WAIT ONE FUCKING MOMENT
CONSIDERING DAD THE WHITE MADE GRATE
THAT MAKES HIM IMPORTANT
SO DAD THE WHITE IS ACTUALLY GRATE!

WHAT A TWIST!

OH GOD! BY THAT LOGIC SO IS MOM THE ABSENT!

[Kadzar]

That's possibly not true. I mean, I can't say for certain whether or not it is, but there is some leeway in the possibility that Dad the White isn't actually a famous historical figure, or maybe there's a cutoff period at which point he stopped replacing famous people, or just the fact that the dad wasn't famous before he went back in time (I'm pretty sure this is true) or maybe something I didn't think of. So long as we don't have to contemplate the concept of Grate being born from nothing and committing time incest with himself.



Let's go search for the lost city of Atlantis!

[smurfingtonthethird]

THE BIRTHGIVER IS NOT GRATE! HE SHAPED GRATE INTO THE MAN HE IS TODAY! DAD THE WHITE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN HISTORY!

[piecewise]

See. I told you. Fuckery. I don't need to say anything. You guys will boil your own brains with temporal stuff.

This is why I made that one game once. The one about time travel with the Proto-steve. Once time travel gets invented everything is fucked forever. Forever in both directions.

[poketwo]

Yes, let them squirm. FOR MY ENTERTANMENT.