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[WhitiusOpus]

If you have a clumsy child you make them wear a helmet; if you have death-prone children you keep a few clones of them in your lab.

+1

[Empiricist]

Replicate Schrodinger's cat. Using Grate. Maybe give him cat ears and a cat tail to wear in order to make it match better. Preferably severed from an actual cat. With the rest of the cat sacrificed to Stephen Hawking.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Now if this was ER Grate we could just throw him down an elevator shaft and achieve the same thing.

Nah, you'd just end up with one Grate, a bunch of corpses, and a four-armed giant synthflesh space wizard trying to kill you.

Replicate Schrodinger's cat. Using Grate. Maybe give him cat ears and a cat tail to wear in order to make it match better. Preferably severed from an actual cat. With the rest of the cat sacrificed to Stephen Hawking.

I believe my standard blanket -1 applies, but -a bunch.

[Elephant Parade]

Now if this was ER Grate we could just throw him down an elevator shaft and achieve the same thing.

Nah, you'd just end up with one Grate, a bunch of corpses, and a four-armed giant synthflesh space wizard trying to kill you.

Replicate Schrodinger's cat. Using Grate. Maybe give him cat ears and a cat tail to wear in order to make it match better. Preferably severed from an actual cat. With the rest of the cat sacrificed to Stephen Hawking.

I believe my standard blanket -1 applies, but -a bunch.

Pft. First you do blanket -1; now you try to subtract additional points?

My blanket cancellation +1 is still in effect.

[Kadzar]

If you have a clumsy child you make them wear a helmet; if you have death-prone children you keep a few clones of them in your lab.

+1

I'm going to +1 the cloning thing just for that reference.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Seriously. Look at that.

He is suggesting we:
1. Get a radioisotope with an extremely short half-life.
2. Get a flask of poison.
3. Get a cat.
4. Mutilate the cat and stick bits of it on Grate.
5. Rig up a box that would cause the flask of poison to shatter if there was any radiation from the radioisotope, killing Grate instantly.
6.
Even those of you wanting to traumatize Grate should be opposing this, since killing Grate ends your attempts to make him a magic uber gangsta businessman or whatever.

I believe that deserves special mention.

[Kadzar]

Yeah, I'm not in favor of doing anything like that unless we have backups.

[WhitiusOpus]

And I thought GWG was supposed to be sane.

[Remuthra]

And I thought GWG was supposed to be sane.

Relative to the rest of the forum. He rates less than a .1 on the Xantalos Scale of Cognitive Derangement.

[superBlast]

And I thought GWG was supposed to be sane.

Relative to the rest of the forum. He rates less than a .1 on the Xantalos Scale of Cognitive Derangement.

It says so underneath his ever changing Avatar "Sane, by the local standards." And I'm pretty sure the standards of of sanity here are... zero to none!

[Remuthra]

And I thought GWG was supposed to be sane.

Relative to the rest of the forum. He rates less than a .1 on the Xantalos Scale of Cognitive Derangement.

It says so underneath his ever changing Avatar "Sane, by the local standards." And I'm pretty sure the standards of of sanity here are... zero to none!

Hence why the Xantalos Scale of Cognitive Derangement is a figure-8.

[superBlast]

I wish i knew what that was.... though it sounds... like something!

[Empiricist]

Even those of you wanting to traumatize Grate should be opposing this, since killing Grate ends your attempts to make him a magic uber gangsta businessman or whatever.

That's why we sacrifice the cat to STEPHEN HAWKING, to ensure his safety during the procedure.

[Yoink]

Sacrifice Stephen Hawking to cat

[Slayerhero90]

Sacrifice Grate to Grate.
((Why does everything keep going back to sacrifice?))