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[Yourmaster]

Damnit! Stop trying to make him useless

[BFEL]

But twerking makes you invulnerable to turret fire!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n049JQaXAPE

See, not useless

[GreatWyrmGold]

Google points to Urban Dictionary. That says.... stuff.... that sounds stupid.

Screw my old idea
TEACH GRATE TO TWERK WHEN HE GETS ANGRY

-1. I don't want Grate stupid.

+1
The only good thing about twerking is Wikipedia's overly-technical description of it. That's kind of amusing.

But twerking makes you invulnerable to turret fire!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n049JQaXAPE
See, not useless

No, that's the Ubercharge.

[Corai]

People of Bay12, I come to thee with a plan to make Grate powerful.

First, we must do this while Grate is young. We will buy them a teddy bear, not any teddy bear, but their ONLY teddy bear. It will keep them safe, happy and comforted through our abuse. It will replace us as Grate's parent.

Now, we do this. Then we wait for 5~ years. Then, we hire a man to break into our home/mansion/box. They will be payed to be here to "kill" us and Grate or something. We will tell Grate to sacrifice the teddy bear to themselves to save the day.

And it will be traumatic, and raise stats like crazy most likely.

[Kadzar]

Yeah, no, that doesn't make any sense.

And I've already signed the no-unnecessary-trauma pact, so I couldn't agree with that even if I wanted to.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Yeah, no, that doesn't make any sense.

And I've already signed the no-unnecessary-trauma pact, so I couldn't agree with that even if I wanted to.

+1

[BFEL]

-derping-

Yeah, a much better idea is to have someone actually steal the teddy bear, then hand Grate a knife and tell him to hunt the person down.

[Corai]

Much better and makes more sense.

[Toaster]

"My name is Grate.  You stole my teddy bear.  Prepare to die."

[syvarris]

Also, it replaces us and improves the chance of Grate just killing us.  Seriously, if we're going to train him to be a killer, we need him to have some reason not to kill us.

[WhitiusOpus]

BEST

IDEA

EVER

Buy cloning device. Make multiple Grates, one for each Bay12'er who wants traumatize/raise a child.

[BFEL]

BEST

IDEA

EVER

Buy cloning device. Make multiple Grates, one for each Bay12'er who wants traumatize/raise a child.

Now if this was ER Grate we could just throw him down an elevator shaft and achieve the same thing.

[superBlast]

BEST

IDEA

EVER

Buy cloning device. Make multiple Grates, one for each Bay12'er who wants traumatize/raise a child.

Even better, have Grate kill his clones because overcoming yourself is the first to step forward in.... whatever... let's go with that twisted logic!

Though more unneccisarry trauma probrably.... I say we stick in a VR machine an install knowledge into his brain like the Matrix is some something. Who cares if he can't tell reality from fiction because of being stuck in a VR machine at such a young age.

[Toaster]

If you have a clumsy child you make them wear a helmet; if you have death-prone children you keep a few clones of them in your lab.

[Remuthra]

BEST

IDEA

EVER

Buy cloning device. Make multiple Grates, one for each Bay12'er who wants traumatize/raise a child.

Even better, have Grate kill his clones because overcoming yourself is the first to step forward in.... whatever... let's go with that twisted logic!

Though more unneccisarry trauma probrably.... I say we stick in a VR machine an install knowledge into his brain like the Matrix is some something. Who cares if he can't tell reality from fiction because of being stuck in a VR machine at such a young age.

Hey, we confuse reality and fiction, and we turned out...uh, wait...