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[Empiricist]

Sacrifice Grate to Grate.
((Why does everything keep going back to sacrifice?))

+1 Maybe we should sacrifice to Grate the concept of sacrifice?

[Yoink]

I have no idea. It's terribly silly.

[syvarris]

Presumably it's due to the idea that it's really simple and easy (stabbing something and slathering it's blood over Grate), is perceived to be more effective than actual child rearing due to the fact it's supernatural, and is weird and strange so people get their happy dopamine burst of feeling special.

I don't even understand the last bit at all.  People are already weird, why must they intentionally try to be weirder, and always in such a counter-productive way?

[LordSlowpoke]

Replicate Schrodinger's cat. Using Grate. Maybe give him cat ears and a cat tail to wear in order to make it match better. Preferably severed from an actual cat. With the rest of the cat sacrificed to Stephen Hawking which we later sacrifice to Grate.

SUPERIOR

[BFEL]

Throw away our sacrificial knife, because we clearly can't use it responsibly. Then FEED THE POOR STARVING CHILD WHO HASN'T EATEN IN TWO YEARS

[GreatWyrmGold]

And I thought GWG was supposed to be sane.

I am.
Relatively.
...Why are you doubting my sanity?

Throw away our sacrificial knife, because we clearly can't use it responsibly. Then FEED THE POOR STARVING CHILD WHO HASN'T EATEN IN TWO YEARS

+1

[WhitiusOpus]

Sacrifice Grate to Grate.
((Why does everything keep going back to sacrifice?))

+1 Maybe we should sacrifice to Grate the concept of sacrifice?

Guys, we can only sacrifice Grate to Grate, if there are multiple Grates

Acquire cloning device. Make infinite Grates.

[Yoink]

Throw away our sacrificial knife, because we clearly can't use it responsibly. Then FEED THE POOR STARVING CHILD WHO HASN'T EATEN IN TWO YEARS

+7.56

[Xanmyral]

Throw away our sacrificial knife, because we clearly can't use it responsibly. Then FEED THE POOR STARVING CHILD WHO HASN'T EATEN IN TWO YEARS

+1

[poketwo]

Throw away our sacrificial knife, because we clearly can't use it responsibly. Then FEED THE POOR STARVING CHILD WHO HASN'T EATEN IN TWO YEARS

No, that's useless, he would of been dead if we weren't feeding him. Before the first action he would of died. -1

[Sindain]

Throw away our sacrificial knife, because we clearly can't use it responsibly. Then FEED THE POOR STARVING CHILD WHO HASN'T EATEN IN TWO YEARS

No, that's useless, he would of been dead if we weren't feeding him. Before the first action he would of died. -1

Yep, if we had to feed him with actions we would still only be able to feed him five times a year -1.

[WhitiusOpus]

Throw away our sacrificial knife, because we clearly can't use it responsibly. Then FEED THE POOR STARVING CHILD WHO HASN'T EATEN IN TWO YEARS

+1

-1, because sane suggestions don't give our child magical powers, damnit!

[Yourmaster]

give Grate a pimp cane that we "borrowed"

[BFEL]

give Grate a pomp cane that we "borrowed"

By which you mean found buried in Egypt correct?

[WhitiusOpus]

give Grate a pomp cane that we "borrowed"

By which you mean found buried in Egypt correct?

((Lol.))