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Author Topic: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Not grading on a curve.  (Read 134840 times)

Dorsidwarf

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #465 on: January 23, 2014, 05:31:08 pm »
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #466 on: January 23, 2014, 05:51:54 pm »
Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on January 23, 2014, 05:29:24 pm
Quote from: Remuthra on January 23, 2014, 05:27:18 pm
Quote from: Kadzar on January 23, 2014, 05:10:46 pm
Quote from: Toaster on January 23, 2014, 04:53:13 pm
Quote from: syvarris on January 23, 2014, 04:49:01 pm
Provide Grate with lots of books on military history, tactics, and materiel.  We need a good knowledge foundation for our future conquerer.

+1
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+1+1

+1

+1 also get him some of Julies Caesar's books.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #467 on: January 23, 2014, 06:24:32 pm »
Quote from: superBlast on January 23, 2014, 05:14:33 pm
Quote from: Kadzar on January 23, 2014, 05:10:46 pm
Quote from: Toaster on January 23, 2014, 04:53:13 pm
Quote from: syvarris on January 23, 2014, 04:49:01 pm
Provide Grate with lots of books on military history, tactics, and materiel.  We need a good knowledge foundation for our future conquerer.

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+1
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But now I want to get him a bunch of assassin based video games to teach him that stuff... or better, pay some guy to invent VR video games and then stick grate into that.... maybe next time?
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #468 on: January 23, 2014, 07:48:20 pm »
People, people. He's two. I don't think he can read.

Read Grate books about the great figures of history. We need to instill wonder and ambition!
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #469 on: January 23, 2014, 07:49:58 pm »
Quote from: Hapah on January 23, 2014, 07:48:20 pm
People, people. He's two. I don't think he can read.

Read Grate books about the great figures of history. We need to instill wonder and ambition!
We spent the last turn teaching him how to read.

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #470 on: January 23, 2014, 08:39:23 pm »
DAMNIT GUYS, YOUR STILL NOT GETTING IT.

Take Grate to Las Vegas where his BUSINESSNESS will earn us lotsa cash, and to flirt with the ladies to increase his DAPPERTUDE
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #471 on: January 23, 2014, 08:41:12 pm »
OH SHIT.
GUYS
GUYS
OH SHIT GUYS

GRATE IS TWO!
WE HAVEN'T FED HIM, LIKE AT ALL!
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #472 on: January 23, 2014, 08:42:34 pm »
Quote from: BFEL on January 23, 2014, 08:41:12 pm
OH SHIT.
GUYS
GUYS
OH SHIT GUYS

GRATE IS TWO!
WE HAVEN'T FED HIM, LIKE AT ALL!

ror who cares food is expensive
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #473 on: January 23, 2014, 08:44:27 pm »
Quote from: BFEL on January 23, 2014, 08:41:12 pm
OH SHIT.
GUYS
GUYS
OH SHIT GUYS

GRATE IS TWO!
WE HAVEN'T FED HIM, LIKE AT ALL!
LIES AND SLANDER! We fed him the blood of Hecate.

Who needs breastfeeding when you can drink the blood of sacrificed deities?
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #474 on: January 23, 2014, 08:44:40 pm »
Quote from: BFEL on January 23, 2014, 08:41:12 pm
OH SHIT.
GUYS
GUYS
OH SHIT GUYS

GRATE IS TWO!
WE HAVEN'T FED HIM, LIKE AT ALL!
He's a god. He doesn't need you to feed him. Ambrosia and all that.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #475 on: January 23, 2014, 08:51:26 pm »
Quote from: BFEL on January 23, 2014, 08:41:12 pm
OH SHIT.
GUYS
GUYS
OH SHIT GUYS

GRATE IS TWO!
WE HAVEN'T FED HIM, LIKE AT ALL!
The blood of the gods and the misery of his enemies shall sustain him.  Human food will only make him weaker.   Plus, he's lived this long.  I think that's proof he doesn't ACTUALLY need food.   
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Quote from: IronyOwl on January 03, 2014, 08:22:41 pm
W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #476 on: January 23, 2014, 10:52:11 pm »
WARNING
WARNING

PIECEWISE WILL BE GONE TILL MONDAY BECAUSE HE HAS TO LEARN HIRAGANA

WARNING
WARNING
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #477 on: January 23, 2014, 10:54:07 pm »
Quote from: piecewise on January 23, 2014, 10:52:11 pm
WARNING
WARNING

PIECEWISE WILL BE GONE TILL MONDAY BECAUSE HE HAS TO LEARN HIRAGANA

WARNING
WARNING

write the next turn in it i dare you i double dare you hiragana scholar
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #478 on: January 23, 2014, 10:55:55 pm »
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on January 23, 2014, 04:04:31 pm
gee thanks gwg this game totally needed more sanity. are you planning to put some in every game this board will spawn that revolves around shenanigans?
Considering it.

Quote from: piecewise on January 23, 2014, 10:52:11 pm
WARNING
WARNING

PIECEWISE WILL BE GONE TILL MONDAY BECAUSE HE HAS TO LEARN HIRAGANA

WARNING
WARNING
That sounds fun.


+1 to combo reading/history lessons.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #479 on: January 23, 2014, 10:59:03 pm »
That makes me think that maybe we should teach Grate some sort of foreign language.
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