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Author Topic: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Not grading on a curve.  (Read 134843 times)

LordSlowpoke

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #450 on: January 23, 2014, 04:04:31 pm »

I heard GWG's sanity call, and so I came.

gee thanks gwg this game totally needed more sanity. are you planning to put some in every game this board will spawn that revolves around shenanigans?

ACQUIRE DAGGER AND TRAIN GRATE IN THE ART OF SACRIFICING THINGS TO THEMSELVES. how long are we going to do that on our own
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #451 on: January 23, 2014, 04:10:25 pm »

Oh, zomara? Do you have a better suggestion that ACTUALLY increases his stats?
Yes, actually. He has been blessed by the business gods, to the point of having one sacrificed to him. He must learn to excersize his powers. I say we Have him pull an investment raid. Make our company, that we work for, rich, at the expense of another company. One of our competitors.
We sacrificed a nature goddess to him. We sacrificed a puppy to a business god.
Magic not nature.

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #452 on: January 23, 2014, 04:25:07 pm »

Enroll Grate in a toddler's parkour class.  Beforehand buy him a tuxedo, monocle, and top hat.  This is what he will wear during parkour.   
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #453 on: January 23, 2014, 04:26:15 pm »

Sacrifice Grate to Grate.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #454 on: January 23, 2014, 04:28:55 pm »

I heard GWG's sanity call, and so I came.

gee thanks gwg this game totally needed more sanity. are you planning to put some in every game this board will spawn that revolves around shenanigans?

ACQUIRE DAGGER AND TRAIN GRATE IN THE ART OF SACRIFICING THINGS TO THEMSELVES. how long are we going to do that on our own

Nah.

My sanity is warped unlike GWG's.

I have a plan.

-EDIT-

+1 to what Slowpoke said, my plan can come later.

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #455 on: January 23, 2014, 04:37:53 pm »

READING BY A LANDSLIDE!

You buy grate a bunch of books and shit! You sit down with him and start reading, carefully showing him each word before sounding it out and pointing to it.

"Effluvial Grime! eFF-lUv-iAL GrI-me. LEARn YOUR WORDS GOOD!"

GRATE LIKES IT! HE CLAPS HIS LITTLE BABY HANDS AND SHOWS ALL SORTS OF COMPREHENSION! DIS BABY GONNA BE A SCHOLAR!

Dappertude:0
Cynicismish:5
Businessness:2
Determinational:0
Survivalous: 0
Sporties:0
Schooliouses:6

YOU HAVE WALLET STUFFING

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #456 on: January 23, 2014, 04:45:46 pm »

LEARn YOUR WORDS GOOD!"

To be honest, this grammar explains a lot.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #457 on: January 23, 2014, 04:49:01 pm »

Eeexcellent.

He can read, so now all we need tp do is provide him with reading material to teach him stuff

Provide Grate with lots of books on military history, tactics, and materiel.  We need a good knowledge foundation for our future conquerer.

Alternatively, TvTropes, if we want him to become a writer.

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #458 on: January 23, 2014, 04:52:37 pm »

Teach Grate to sacrifice things to himself.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #459 on: January 23, 2014, 04:53:13 pm »

Provide Grate with lots of books on military history, tactics, and materiel.  We need a good knowledge foundation for our future conquerer.

+1
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #460 on: January 23, 2014, 04:55:01 pm »

Teach Grate to sacrifice things to himself.

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #461 on: January 23, 2014, 05:10:46 pm »

Provide Grate with lots of books on military history, tactics, and materiel.  We need a good knowledge foundation for our future conquerer.

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #462 on: January 23, 2014, 05:14:33 pm »

Provide Grate with lots of books on military history, tactics, and materiel.  We need a good knowledge foundation for our future conquerer.

+1
+1
+1

But now I want to get him a bunch of assassin based video games to teach him that stuff... or better, pay some guy to invent VR video games and then stick grate into that.... maybe next time?
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #463 on: January 23, 2014, 05:27:18 pm »

Provide Grate with lots of books on military history, tactics, and materiel.  We need a good knowledge foundation for our future conquerer.

+1
+1
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #464 on: January 23, 2014, 05:29:24 pm »

Provide Grate with lots of books on military history, tactics, and materiel.  We need a good knowledge foundation for our future conquerer.

+1
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+1+1

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