Ignean stone, so is path
Set before the lands first breath
All must follow, fates fell tone
Else they're only blood and bone
((Translation: SET ME UP THE PLOT HOOK.
And not Backwater either. That place is already a clusterfuck 
))
Your (3) have a vague notion inside your head that there is a place that means something to you.
Start up a city, and other stuff as well, including recruiting people to my legions! In secret, of course.
You (3) manage to get started.
Continue on with my quest to find out the truth about my parentage! Also find myself some armor and a small bladed weapon of some kind.
Tsundere will be called Conny from now on.
You (5) manage to buy some adequate adventuring gear.
You find yourself directed towards an old temple.
Scapheap, who once again didn’t post an action (4) successfully avoids the wrath of the gm.
Backwater
("Masked Man" isn't a name. It's barely a title!
Also, how do you get levels?)
Locate a lair.
While searching Backwater, you (6(crit!)) find a spacious underground cavern, filled with treasures and trinkets. As you come to the cavern, you feel yourself empowered.
"Uhm, I'm more support-oriented than defense. But I'll see what I can do."
"Iaunums! Iekare uzbruceji!"
Send the succubi to lust over the attackers.
You (9) encourage the succubi to work harder, successfully giving her a +3 bonus this turn. After multiple good rolls, you find this area of spells easier.
((Isn't Excalibur embedded in a rock, in contradiction to all Arthurian lore?))
Excalibur wasn't the sword in the stone, that was a entirely different magical sword.
Use my powers to control the Succubus and force her to attack DAF.
You (1(auto-fail) vs 11+3=14) don’t control the succubus. In fact, the succubus manages seduce you to her side. Such are the actions of the RNG.
"Hey Floran dude... What's your name? What you want to test me? Try to stab that person who's trying to obtain me. Oh, you didn't know I can talk?"
Points at Steampunk Horseman Assassin
"I'll help you, can't have the first owner of the legendary sword... in several centuries die on the first opponent"
Guide him, hopefully my roll will help him somehow, me being the legendary sword
"Nirur, You want to stab? Stab those attackers after you finish with him"
"Meat talk. Ssstabby-thing talk too. Normal. But Floran not tell ssstabby-thing name."
"Floran notice Floran confused .."
"Floran ssstab. Confusion ssstop."
Ssstab that would-be child-killer.
"Give me the damn sword!"
Pull out Steampunk Blade, stab current wielded of Excalibur to death and take it for my own.
Stab anyone else that interferes.
Excalibur attempts to help its owner. Its attempt (2) backfires, impeding the Floran and to some extend hurts itself.
The assassin and the floran (1 (autofail) vs (2-1(excalibur)) both flail around wildly.
Raise some undead
You (5) successfully raise a lvl 2 zombie.
Besiegers: Yourmaster (3/8), Larnath (5/5), and 1 lvl 2 zombie, 2 lvl 4 mooks
Defenders: DarkArtemisFowl (18/18), 1 lvl 5 succubus, 1 lvl 4 mook, and a seduced darkpaladin109 (7/12)
| Siege of Backwater |
| Backwater (1) is in complete ruins. Attackers get +1. |
| mook 1 (3+1=4) | succubus (4) | draw |
| mook 2 (6+1=7) | darkpaladin109 (4) | darkpaladin is restrained |
| zombie (3+1=4) | mook (1) | mook dies |
| Larnath (3+1) | Succubus (3) | succubus dies, freeing darkpaladin |
Surviving Besiegers: Yourmaster (3/8), Larnath (5/5), 1 lvl 2 zombie, 2 lvl 4 mooks, darkpalidin (4/12)
Surviving Defenders: DarkArtemisFowl (18/18)
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