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[The Froggy Ninja]

Wait for someone to pull me out... Create a magical barrier around the rock so that no enemy may enter

So am I going to play the entire game within this rock?

[Superblackcat]

Until someone pulls me out of the rock... I guess?

[Yourmaster]

Summon some demons to fight for me

[aattss]

Spoiler: Author Notes (click to show/hide)

This turn went rather well. There seems to be a small number of rolling crits, and the World rolled a 20, so I'm going to hand out some free crits next turn. Also, from next turn on, I'll roll event rolls before other rolls, so the effects of the event rolls can take place on the same turn.

Spoiler: Player Actions (click to show/hide)

Gain followers, regain lost empire

You (4) find two lvl 2 soldiers.

"Alright, what do you want?"

Accept the offer of the strange Voice.

((I'm digging the battle system.))

You accept his offer. The masked man speaks, “First, I request that you acquire some reagents for me. I will give you an enchanted gps that will point you to the direction of these items.”

• Heart of one with the blood of [redacted]
• Good Scales of a Golden Wrym
• Excalibur

“The first item is very unique. Luckily, there’s a relatively easy source for this item.”

“The second item is difficult to get, but I’m sure you’ll manage. Note, however, that the Wrym must be of a certain quality (lvl 3) in order for the scales to be able to fulfill their intended purpose.”

“As for the third item, I recommend you take care in procuring this item. Of course, I don’t mean that the object has to be in good shape. It’s going to be melted down anyway.”

You find that (10) the masked man teleports you out of the jail. You find yourself in good shape, and with your gear. While you’re not quite sure where you are, the GPS is working well.

Backwater

Floran wander until finds Backwater. Floran takes ssstaby thing from meat.

Wait for someone to pull me out... Create a magical barrier around the rock so that no enemy may enter

Floran (4+2=6 (crit!)) goes to Backwater and looks for a stabby thing. However, he then senses something… special. You feel a part of you that you had never felt before. You call this feeling to you.

Excalibur (11) senses a potential owner and bursts out of the rock.

Use my powers to call upon succubi to seduce the invaders.

Ah well. If I'm going to be that type of love Guardian, might as well put my powers to use.

You (11) successfully summon 2 lvl 5 succubi.

Join the invaders, hoping that the town has a nice church of big attic or spacious sewer to make into a lair.
Avoid fighting if possible, to best find a lair.

You go into the fray, although you make sure to stay last in line.

Run away preferably with Scap since this is obviously going to end in a hopeless boss fight.

You (5) successfully flee the town.

"I will follow shortly, K."

Dig out the doctor

You try to dig the doctor out, but then the rock disappears (see below). You then (4) follow kj1225.

I teleport right net to the rock.

You (1) teleport the rock into another rock. Your claustrophobia worsens.

Use my powers to destroy the town guards.

You attack the guards.

Summon some demons to fight for me

You (1) summon a fire onto yourself.



Siege on Backwater

besiegers: darkpaladin (7/12) and 2 lvl4 mooks, Yourmaster (4/5) and 2 lvl1 minions, GWG (2/3)
defenders: 3 lvl2 guards, DarkArtemisFowl (12/12) and 2 lvl 5 succubi

Siege of Backwater		Round 1
Backwater (4) tries to send for help
darkpaladin (8 )	guard 1 (4)	guard 1 dies
mook 2 (9)	succubi 1 (5)	succubi 1 dies
minion 1 (1)	guard 2 (2)	minion 1 dies
mook 1 (8 )	succubi 2 (8 )	draw
minion 2 (4)	guard 3 (6)	minion 2 dies
GWG (1)	succubi 2 (1)	draw

surviving besiegers: darkpaladin (7/12) and 2 lvl 4 mooks, Yourmaster (4/5), GWG (2/3)
surviving defenders:DarkArtemisFowl (12/12) and 1 lvl 3 succubi, 2 lvl 2 guards

Spoiler: Non-player Actions (click to show/hide)

Backwater (2) attracts scavengers.

The Messenger (4) makes it halfway there.

The World (20) will face a time of change. 3 players will automatically get crits.

The Masked Man (??) puts a plan into motion.

Spoiler: Characters (click to show/hide)

Character Info

kj1225
health: 3/3
level 2 (d6)
type: half-human

GreatWrymGold
health: 2/3
level 2 (d6)
type: fledgling wrym

BFEL
health: 5/5
level 3 (d8)
type: sentient humanoid molten rock

scapheap
health: 3/3
level 2 (d6)
type: novice swordsman

talent: +2 to sword combat rolls

Nirur Torir
health: 3/3
level 2 (d6)
type: floran swordsman

equipped: Excalibur

Yourmaster
health: 2/5
level 3 (d8)
type: necromancer lord

Excalibur
health: 15/18
level 6 (d14)
type: legendary sword

sharp: +4 to damage

The Froggy Ninja
health: 2/8
level 4 (d10)
type: time lord
tardis: is a tardis, has space-time warping properties

DarkArtemisFowl
health: 18/18
level 6 (d14)
type: guardian of light and XXX

hero of justice: +2 on attack rolls against “evil” characters.
1 lvl 5 succubi

TCM
health: 12/12
level 5 (d12)
type: steampunk horseman assassin

assassin: +3 damage to first hit
enchanted quest GPS

darkpaladin109.
health: 7/12
level 5 (d12)
type: dark paladin

2 lvl 4 mooks

poketwo
health: 5/5
level 3 (d8)
type: Roman General

2 lvl 2 soldiers

Spoiler: Non-player Notes (click to show/hide)

World
integrity: undef.
level: undef. (d20)

Backwater
Present: DarkArtemisFowl and co., Floran (just arrived) with Excalibur
NPCs: 2 lvl 2 guard (mooks), insignificant human npcs
Invaders: darkpaladin109 and co., Yourmaster and co., GWG, and 2 lvl 1 scavengers trying to invade it

Messenger
d6
progress:50%

Masked Man
health: ??
level ?? (d??)
type: ??

[kj1225]

"So Scap. It would seem that our home town has been attacked in an incredibly cliche way and we're on our home. Want to go grab lunch and discuss putting together a ragtag bunch of misfits while trying to find out who my father is?"

[Yourmaster]

Call upon the power of the gods of death

[poketwo]

Find a place to restart my empire.

[GreatWyrmGold]

“The second item is difficult to get, but I’m sure you’ll manage. Note, however, that the Wrym must be of a certain quality (lvl 3) in order for the scales to be able to fulfill their intended purpose.”

*checks sheet*
Phew. How do you level up, again? I need to avoid doing that.

Slip past the succubus, complaining about cooties due to being a draconic child, and find a lair.

[BFEL]

((Ok I guess I need to write my little poetry stuff in BOLD italics ))

Ignean new, Ignean formed
Many and few think Ignean norm
Travel and gaze, learn human ways
Ignean daze in their dorm.

((I'm interested in seeing how you translate gibberish magma haiku into actions ))

[scapheap]

"So Scap. It would seem that our home town has been attacked in an incredibly cliche way and we're on our home. Want to go grab lunch and discuss putting together a ragtag bunch of misfits while trying to find out who my father is?"

"Going by cliche, there will be a love interest at the lunch place and since you seem the be the hero of this story, you two will have a bad first impression, she act tsundere toward you, but something will happen, she join party. Along the way, usually two other girls will join and will complete for your love. Worst case is they all put side their differences and then you have a harem on your hands. Trust me, I been the hero four times. That 12 girls. My bed not big enough."

[kj1225]

"I also lack a bed in general... Anyways, let's get some lunch!"
Obtain lunch and probable love interest.

[The Froggy Ninja]

Escape!

[darkpaladin109]

Summon some demons under my control.

[Nirur Torir]

((Does this mean that a floran child is now the future king? This world's politics are doomed.))

Floran test new ssshiny by ssstabing .. not want ssstab light-guard? ... Floran help light-guard ssstab meat.

[TCM]

Use the GPS to locate Excalibur. Obtain Excalibur. If someone already has Excalibur, shoot this in the head with my Railgun. If anyone tries to take Excalibur from me, also shoot them with my Railgun.

Also, wonder why the Mysterious Man talks in hard-to-read white text. Think about asking him to at least make his words glow or something so it's' easier to read what says.