Scour the seedy underbelly of society for someone that needs to hire an assassin.
You look for business, but (1) while talking with a potential client, you get knocked unconscious. You wake up in a dungeon, without your tools of the trade.
A man in a mask appears out of the shadows and speaks to you in difficult-to-read text.
"You seem to be in bit of trouble. I could help you, if you would be willing to do a couple of tasks for me."Locate a lair.
While searching for a lair, you (1) get into a fight with another of your kind. After a little quarrel, (1vs2) you’re injured and forced to look somewhere else.
Igneans bubble, Igneans boil
All the young races scamper and toil.
Flow through the lands, developing hands
Learning their use and abuses
((Yes Igneans are the sentient lava, and yes they are...a bit off.
Basically right now they decide to go around observing humanoids and mimicking them.
FOR !SCIENCE!....possibly quite literally on fire science 
))
You (6) successfully imitate them. You are now a humanoid.
spawn in as leader of the equivalent of the roman empire's legion.
You (5) spawn as a level 3 emperor of Rome. Minions included separately.
Floran hungry. Wander. Find provider.
You (2+3(boon)=5) find and devour some cows. Being well fed, you get a +2 next turn.
Backwater
Teleport into the center of the town... stuck in a rock obviously
You (1) teleport inside of a rock, and take damage from suffocation.
"Well, that's certainly something isn't it?" Grab Excalibur and show him to my good friend Scraps.
You (1) teleport into the rock, right next to Excalibur. You take damage from claustrophobia.
Approach the guards. Introduce myself like a true villain. Then attack the guards.
“Hello. I am the Paladin of Darkness. Prepare to die.”Take my minions and invade Blackwater
You decide to take advantage of the opportunity, and march yourself to Backwater.
((Gaaaah! I'm not THAT type of "love" guardian! The OTHER type, y'know, familial? Friendly? Not dark lust!))
Scout out the town's defenses.
You find Backwater to be under siege. You rush to help defend it.
Set out on a quest to learn of who my father was. Recruit help from around the area if possible.
Unfortunately, while recruiting help, you find that the village is under siege.
Set out on a quest to learn of who my father was. Recruit help from around the area if possible.
Be recruited
"You need some help, K?"
"Well, that's certainly something isn't it?" Grab Excalibur and show him to my good friend Scraps.
Wait for roll of 1
As you offer to help kj1225, you see that the village is under attack. Also, temporary +1 for foresight
Siege of Backwaterbesiegers: darkpaladin (12/12) and 4 lvl4 mooks, Yourmaster (5/5) and 4 lvl1 minions
defenders: 4 lvl2 guards, DarkArtemisFowl (12), kj1225 (3/3), scapheap (3/3)
| Siege of Backwater | | Round 1 |
| Backwater (3) does not act |
| mook 1 (10) | guard 4 (6) | guard 4 dies |
| mook 2 (2) | DarkArtemisFowl (11) | mook 2 dies |
| minion 4 (4) | guard 3 (2) | guard 3 dies |
| mook 3 (3) | kj1225 (4) | mook 3 dies |
| minion 1 (3) | guard 2 (1) | guard 2 dies |
| mook 4 (6) | scapheap (3+2+1=6) | no effect |
| Yourmaster (2) | guard 1 (3) | Yourmaster takes 1 damage |
| minion 3 (2) | DarkArtemisFowl (3+2=5) | minion 3 dies |
| minion 2 (4) | sbapheap (4+2+1=7) | minion 2 dies |
| darkpaladin (1) | guard 1 (6) | darkpaladin takes 5 damage |
besiegers left: darkpaladin (7/12) and 2 lvl 4 mooks, Yourmaster (4/5) and 2 lvl 1 minions
defenders left: DarkArtemisFowl (18/18), kj1225 (3/3), scapheap (3/3) and 1 lvl 2 guard
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