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[Helgoland]

Levy some troops, dress them up in nice uniforms and have them parade. Politely ask Cthulu to return my hat.

[LordSlowpoke]

BE THE RUDEST

THE RUDEST

[Sinlessmoon]

Disarm TCM and threaten him with Excalibur if he doesn't leave ICBM Pilot alone.

"Hark! Leave ICBM Pilot be!"

[WillowLuman]

Give Cthulu my condolences.

[Elephant Parade]

Leave a beautiful corpse.

(4)Your corpse is renowned for its beauty amongst Eldritch Horrors. You corpse gains 1000000000 Eldritch Social Status!

Ponder upon the meaning of existence whilst sipping a cup of fine Gen-tea.

(2)The Eldritch Gentleman steals your tea.

Shoot Cthulu ICBM Pilot.

(1)You shoot yourself in the foot.

I Attack cthulu and politely ask TCM not to shoot him.

(1)Cthulu annihilates you.

Levy some troops, dress them up in nice uniforms and have them parade. Politely ask Cthulu to return my hat.

(6)I'm afraid that your soldiers paraded right out of this dimension.
(5)Cthulu gives you back your hat, as well as the hats of a bunch of other people.

BE THE RUDEST

THE RUDEST

(2)Tsk, tsk. I will allow no such uncouthness in my RTD.

Disarm TCM and threaten him with Excalibur if he doesn't leave ICBM Pilot alone.

"Hark! Leave ICBM Pilot be!"

(3)You try to bash the blade out of his brawny hands, but you fail to accomplish your goal.

Give Cthulu my condolences.

(5)How kind of you. +4 friendship points with Cthulu!

(4)Cthulu steals more hats from other dimensions.

Spoiler: A brief overview of wounds and weapons for those who may be interested (click to show/hide)

BFEL: Fine.
Coolrune206: Missing right arm; wielding Bladed Boomerang Hat.
da_nang: Asleep.
Doomblade187: Wounded.
Emral282: Fine; is currently in possession of 1 Gentleman Point.
ed boy: DEAD.
Helgoland: Fine.
IBCM pilot: Annihilated.
Hugo_Luman: Fine; wielding the Dapper Dueling Pistol.
mastahcheese: Rather corpse-like at the moment, I am afraid.
Pufferfish: Fine; wielding a cane-sword.
Remurtha: Fine.
Sinlessmoon: Fine; wielding Excalibur.
TCM: Fine; wielding the Gentleman's Gun.
Ultimuh: Fine.
Yourmaster: Fine.

Spoiler: The space reserved for those characters not under the direct control of players (click to show/hide)

Eldritch Gentleman: Very lightly damaged; wielding the Cane of Cthulu.

Current state of the local area: An alternate dimension chock-full of monsters and chaos. Not a particularly nice place to be, in my opinion.

[TCM]

Hit Sinlessmoon over the head with my gun, then execute him Gentleman style.

[Gentlefish]

"Ah, good sir, if you wanted my tea you could have simply asked! No need to theft, as I have plenty more."

Acquire more tea.

[Kadzar]

I must say, this game has become quite ungentlemanly since I last/first posted, and I shall stand it no longer. I will inject some sort of order into this RTD. There shall be no more punching eldritch abominations like uncouth ruffians. We shall simply tell these beings from beyond the stars to leave the premises, and, if either party has any further grievances, we shall both send delegations to negotiate a truce.

[WillowLuman]

I must say, this game has become quite ungentlemanly since I last/first posted, and I shall stand it no longer. I will inject some sort of order into this RTD. There shall be no more punching eldritch abominations like uncouth ruffians. We shall simply tell these beings from beyond the stars to leave the premises, and, if either party has any further grievances, we shall both send delegations to negotiate a truce.

Quite. Though I must ask that you treat Cthulu with the utmost respect.

[da_nang]

Wake up from a pleasant rest. Send out invitations to said banquet to peaceful dapper gentry.

[Remuthra]

"Well, I do believe we might get on with our respite now, mightn't we?"

Resume gentlemanly teatime discussions.

[Coolrune206]

Think wistfully about dapper cheese.

[BFEL]

Politely offer scones to our Most Eldritch Host.

[Sinlessmoon]

Try to recover and chop off TCM's hands before he can shoot me.

[ICBM pilot]

((Shouldn't I have got a bonus for being trained in flaming hammer fighting?))
Stop being annihilated.