Leave a beautiful corpse.
(4)Your corpse is renowned for its beauty amongst Eldritch Horrors. You corpse gains 1000000000 Eldritch Social Status!
Ponder upon the meaning of existence whilst sipping a cup of fine Gen-tea.
(2)The Eldritch Gentleman steals your tea.
Shoot Cthulu ICBM Pilot.
(1)You shoot yourself in the foot.
I Attack cthulu and politely ask TCM not to shoot him.
(1)Cthulu annihilates you.
Levy some troops, dress them up in nice uniforms and have them parade. Politely ask Cthulu to return my hat.
(6)I'm afraid that your soldiers paraded right out of this dimension.
(5)Cthulu gives you back your hat, as well as the hats of a bunch of other people.
BE THE RUDEST
THE RUDEST
(2)Tsk, tsk. I will allow no such uncouthness in my RTD.
Disarm TCM and threaten him with Excalibur if he doesn't leave ICBM Pilot alone.
"Hark! Leave ICBM Pilot be!"
(3)You try to bash the blade out of his brawny hands, but you fail to accomplish your goal.
Give Cthulu my condolences.
(5)How kind of you. +4 friendship points with Cthulu!
(4)Cthulu steals more hats from other dimensions.
BFEL: Fine.
Coolrune206: Missing right arm; wielding Bladed Boomerang Hat.
da_nang: Asleep.
Doomblade187: Wounded.
Emral282: Fine; is currently in possession of 1 Gentleman Point.
ed boy: DEAD.
Helgoland: Fine.
IBCM pilot: Annihilated.
Hugo_Luman: Fine; wielding the
Dapper Dueling Pistol.
mastahcheese: Rather corpse-like at the moment, I am afraid.
Pufferfish: Fine; wielding a
cane-sword.
Remurtha: Fine.
Sinlessmoon: Fine; wielding
Excalibur.
TCM: Fine; wielding the
Gentleman's Gun.
Ultimuh: Fine.
Yourmaster: Fine.
Eldritch Gentleman: Very lightly damaged; wielding the
Cane of Cthulu.Current state of the local area: An alternate dimension chock-full of monsters and chaos. Not a particularly nice place to be, in my opinion.