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GOBLINS! AND LOTS OF THEM!

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The assassins in the town!

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Gonzou suiciding!

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The shadow monster encounters of all kinds!

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The mountains!

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The werewolf incident with Nadarr, leading to us getting arrested!

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The bandit camp side quests!

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The fortress upper levels! (Necromancers, gate, madmen)

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The caverns! (Dragon, Cotl, Cave Crocs)

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The Fortress lower levels! (Maze, Grot/Symon/Gonzou Fight, Husks)

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The flesh party that was the final battle!

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The epilogue (and the end of almost two years of madness)

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None! It sucked!

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Total Members Voted: 9

[Sirus]

"Thank the gods Symon, I was going to dump an entire wagon-full of perfume on you in order to get that smell off."

Weston was only half-joking about that.

[USEC_OFFICER]

"Thank the gods Symon, I was going to dump an entire wagon-full of perfume on you in order to get that smell off."

Weston was only half-joking about that.

"S-s-s-s-s-sorry. I'd w-wash p-p-p-p-properly, but..." Symon trails off, glancing at the tunnel where Thyra disappeared.

[highmax28]

((Just waiting on the others before we continue; specifically mastacheese and apiks))

[Sirus]

The half-elf chuckled.

"Poor lad. You don't see very many ladies as pretty as her, do you? I mean, you're stuttering even more than usual..I'd hate to see your reaction if she decided to take a bath with us!"

[USEC_OFFICER]

The half-elf chuckled.

"Poor lad. You don't see very many ladies as pretty as her, do you? I mean, you're stuttering even more than usual..I'd hate to see your reaction if she decided to take a bath with us!"

Symon's jaw works up and down for several seconds, his eyes wide open. Suddenly he kneels down and begins to quietly mutter prayers to Bahamut.

[highmax28]

The half-elf chuckled.

"Poor lad. You don't see very many ladies as pretty as her, do you? I mean, you're stuttering even more than usual..I'd hate to see your reaction if she decided to take a bath with us!"

The half-elf chuckled.

"Poor lad. You don't see very many ladies as pretty as her, do you? I mean, you're stuttering even more than usual..I'd hate to see your reaction if she decided to take a bath with us!"

Symon's jaw works up and down for several seconds, his eyes wide open. Suddenly he kneels down and begins to quietly mutter prayers to Bahamut.

A seal appears before Weston and starts clapping and barking! The word "APPROVAL" is written on a slate board around its neck and the seal disappears! It seems some entity enjoys your action!

((*slowly claps hands* I commend you for that sirus))

[Sirus]

Weston just laughed, both at the poor cleric's reaction and the mystery seal. Aside from two companions dying, all the fighting, and the exploding corpses, this was a pretty good day!

((Thanks! Just figured it'd be something an older vagrant would say to make fun of a younger, stuffier person ))

[highmax28]

Weston just laughed, both at the poor cleric's reaction and the mystery seal. Aside from two companions dying, all the fighting, and the exploding corpses, this was a pretty good day!

((Thanks! Just figured it'd be something an older vagrant would say to make fun of a younger, stuffier person ))

((Or a child in this case since he's so young... I do admit, this probably the worst group of people I have ever seen... And I love it!

We have the sorcerer who fails often,
A rogue that hates horses,
A rogue that breaks everything and screws the party over,
A child monk who spent his life in a monastery, but destroys anything before him like hulk,
A paladin who worships the same god as the groups vampire and can never be hurt,
A vampire who is either homosexual or has a stealing pants obsession,
A dragonborn wizard who acts like he's big and burly,
A goblin obsessed with socks,
An eladrin warlock that has a sailor's mouth; and now,
An elf that is the party's only female... And probably one of the oldest in the party.

I cannot ask for a more motley crew of strange combinations. My own party is rather boring in comparison:

An artificer with pacts with demons who is the only human in the party
A bunny monk who's an important figure in the Feywild,
A paranoid, clean freak, reference obsessive bard,
A robot criminal who wants to kill half the party,
A greedy warlock who's afraid of spiders
A lightweight deva psion,
A drunk dragonborn paladin who is so insane when drunk, he turns blackguard;and
A 13 year old cat kid who destroys armies with a chaos bolt.

And that's glorifying them... The best part of that group is we have a sexy leather costume of the lady of pain that shows up every now and then, even after burning it several times. And our recurring theme? Stealing pants, blowing up corpses, and Weston fumbling. And the results of those incidents can get hilariously stupid. I think Aurel needs a new target for pant thefts however...))

[Sirus]

((Aww c'mon, I don't fail that often. Mostly just failing to have my Chaos Bolts bounce. It's just that my failures tend to be rather spectacular due to Wild Magic.))

[highmax28]

((Aww c'mon, I don't fail that often. Mostly just failing to have my Chaos Bolts bounce. It's just that my failures tend to be rather spectacular due to Wild Magic.))

((You fumbled a diplomacy check and cried about it in a dark alley where you got attacked by assassins...))

[Sirus]

((Aww c'mon, I don't fail that often. Mostly just failing to have my Chaos Bolts bounce. It's just that my failures tend to be rather spectacular due to Wild Magic.))

((You fumbled a diplomacy check and cried about it in a dark alley where you got attacked by assassins...))

((Like I said, the failures are rare but spectacular. And the crying was meant to be OOC...))

[Hanzoku]

Karl beholds the steaming hot spring and mutters to himself "Thank you, oh merciful Raven Queen." before stripping down to his pants and plunging in (downstream from wherever the water comes in) to clean off fully. He surfaces to Weston's comment and Symon's reaction and can't help but laugh.

"You never know, lad. Elves have somewhat different standards then us humans." he says, unable to resist joining in on the teasing.

Karl will clean up fully and then wash off his armor as well.

((In Karl's defense, he can be hurt, he just gets back up again. Gods forbid if he ever gets hold of a ring of regeneration.))

[USEC_OFFICER]

"You never know, lad. Elves have somewhat different standards then us humans." he says, unable to resist joining in on the teasing.

Symon simply flips his hood over his head, and renews his prayers with increased intensity.

[TD1]

Nadarr chuckles, a deep throated, gravelly sound. He can't remember the last time he was truly amused. His merriment only gets louder after Karl's comment and Symon's reaction, though the prayers to Bahamut leave him feeling slightly ill at ease.

((I think Highmax rolled for how embarrassed I'd be, the answer not at all, when I first lost my pants?))

He then proceeds to strip off, get in the spring and wash all his clothes, then himself. He leaves the dripping clothes on a rock to dry them, then gets back in.

((Sorry, Symon!))

[highmax28]

((I rolled if you had something to hide, and a perception check to see the lack of pants and you failed... 3 times...))