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Is it not an outrage that the board lacks bespectacled smilies, old sport?

Indeed. It is most saddening.
- 57 (47.1%)
I think not. It would be most stereotypical and generic.
- 20 (16.5%)
I do not believe the issue to be of importance.
- 44 (36.4%)

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Author Topic: The Proper Topic for Dapper Gentry  (Read 12628 times)

Ultimuh

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Re: The Proper Topic for Dapper Gentlemen
« Reply #15 on: November 27, 2013, 02:55:15 am »

If she's here for tea and crumpets I say let her stay for a spell.
Also, we would not risk the wrath of the Great Toaded one for discrimination.
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Re: The Proper Topic for Dapper Gentlemen
« Reply #16 on: November 27, 2013, 02:56:19 am »

Hi guys!
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Re: The Proper Topic for Dapper Gentlemen
« Reply #17 on: November 27, 2013, 02:56:26 am »

Calm thyselves. This shall only be solved through honourable, nonviolent means while I am present.

*Procures the dueling pistols*
We must establish Roll to Duel Like Gentlemen at once! I am preemptively in, though I wouldn't mind starting it.

Hi guys!

You lack the proper headwear.
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Re: The Proper Topic for Dapper Gentlemen
« Reply #18 on: November 27, 2013, 02:57:42 am »

Why am I even bothered to speak when no one listens..
Also, hello there.. uuh.. Are you a Sir or a Lady? (Sorry, I kind of forgot)
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Re: The Proper Topic for Dapper Gentlemen
« Reply #19 on: November 27, 2013, 03:00:49 am »

Skyrunner is a kind maiden from Korea, and very undapperly attired. (By the way, has anybody else noticed that Korea is spelt Corea on all English maps made before 1900?)
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Re: The Proper Topic for Dapper Gentlemen
« Reply #20 on: November 27, 2013, 03:01:20 am »

Hi guys!
Why am I even bothered to speak when no one listens..
Also, hello there.. uuh.. Are you a Sir or a Lady? (Sorry, I kind of forgot)

This is the topic for gentlemen and gentleladies! If you lack proper attire, you do not belong. No Hat, No Monocle, No Service.

In all seriousness, you can remain on the condition that you act like a gentleman/gentlelady. Though hats are preferred.
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Re: The Proper Topic for Dapper Gentlemen
« Reply #21 on: November 27, 2013, 03:03:42 am »

I have a hat dammit! And maybe soon ivory teacup if this keeps up.
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Re: The Proper Topic for Dapper Gentlemen
« Reply #22 on: November 27, 2013, 03:05:17 am »

I have a hat dammit! And maybe soon ivory teacup if this keeps up.
*Hands her some tea and crumpets.*
Now, let's all be civilized.. What were we all socializing of before this racket happened?
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Re: The Proper Topic for Dapper Gentlemen
« Reply #23 on: November 27, 2013, 03:06:09 am »

I have a hat dammit! And maybe soon ivory teacup if this keeps up.
Are you insinuating the possibility of violence? I am in possession of a set of fine dueling pistols, which I shall not hesitate to use in an emergency!
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Re: The Proper Topic for Dapper Gentlemen
« Reply #24 on: November 27, 2013, 03:08:32 am »

If you both won't stop, I'll have to make use of my fisticuffs. And you don't want me to use my fisticuffs.
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Re: The Proper Topic for Dapper Gentlemen
« Reply #25 on: November 27, 2013, 03:09:37 am »

If you both won't stop, I'll have to make use of my fisticuffs. And you don't want me to use my fisticuffs.
Pummeling an elephant is generally seen as a fruitless endeavor.
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Re: The Proper Topic for Dapper Gentlemen
« Reply #26 on: November 27, 2013, 03:09:58 am »

I'd just like to point out that my tophat has its own monocle.
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Re: The Proper Topic for Dapper Gentlemen
« Reply #27 on: November 27, 2013, 03:10:52 am »

If you both won't stop, I'll have to make use of my fisticuffs. And you don't want me to use my fisticuffs.
Pummeling an elephant is generally seen as a fruitless endeavor.
Well my real name is Anders.
Anders stands for manliness.
Manliness with fisticuffs trumps any hindrances.
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Re: The Proper Topic for Dapper Gentlemen
« Reply #28 on: November 27, 2013, 03:11:25 am »

I'd just like to point out that my tophat has its own monocle.
Ah, but it lacks its own hat. I recommend that you fix this at once, lest you be seen as not truly dapper.
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Re: The Proper Topic for Dapper Gentlemen
« Reply #29 on: November 27, 2013, 03:12:24 am »

I'd just like to point out that my tophat has its own monocle.
Ah, but it lacks its own hat. I recommend that you fix this at once, lest you be seen as not truly dapper.

Just let it go already.
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