The crowd is hushed to silence as the stadium turns to black.
A single bar of light erupts from the ceiling, casting a glow upon a single man, standing in a far corner, dressed in the armour of a medieval knight.
He holds his sword up in the air, and leaps! He performs a quadruple front flip through the air, and comes to a halt closer to the center of the room.
"Let's hear it foooooooorrrr........."
The Knight stands tall, and pulls a small wire in his armour, causing it to fall to pieces around him, revealing a lanky man with a superb mustache dressed in naught but a pair of blue shorts.
"FLABORT!"
The lights kick back on as the crowd gives a round of polite applause, followed by a cacophony of crashing noise as the far wall is torn to pieces by a fully grown Indian elephant!
It stride towards the center of the room, and a man with a tophat and monocle dismounts, and strides to the center of the room.
"And his opponent, ELEPHANT PARADE!"
The two men meet in the center of the stadium, and duck under the ropes of the ring, preparing to engage in the most manliest of sports.
Fisticuffs.
HOW TO PLAY:
Send a PM with two things:
One: How your fighter moves. You move along two axis, you can bob up, down, or center, and you can weave right, center, or left.
Keep in mind that your left is your opponent's right!
Two: The move you wish to perform. You can swing a hook, and aim up, center, or down.
You can uppercut to the left, center, or right.
And you can jab, but you must aim along the grid, with both axis's declared.
Finer nuances of the rules will become revealed as the fight goes on.
Flabort:
Position: Full center
HP: 50/50
Elephant Parade:
Position: Full center
HP: 50/50
Now then, BOB AND WEAVE, YOU FOOLS!